When I was a kid, I was in love with a vacuum cleaner...

[KkkAe]

Walmart is fucking shit and I don't have Walmart here so what drugs you smoking again???
Even AEG Milwaukee Dewault they have come up with some decent backpack vacs, still the battery is shit.
I just get a maid to do it then molest her and she likes it.

[Mister Obvious]

[EJbSj]

Yeah I thought you would post that you fucking dumpkin LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 

[Mister Obvious]

Fkn psychic Pisces.

[Wix7D]

Fkn psychic Pisces.

No darling, I will fight a war beside you though.
Maybe you and Dave only. But Dave is in the VA.

[OBhgy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=low6Coqrw9Y

[Mister Obvious]

Hey thanks for putting your balls on the line for us Fung!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Just got done vacuuming the ceiling and walls!?

[Mister Obvious]

Best vacuum cleaner ever...

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Shark-Pet-Plu.../936481722

DEEPLY in love with this one!!!

It's a pretty penny but totally worth it, a purchase you'll never regret.

I sleep with it by my bed!!!

I'd sleep WITH it legit, but y'know...

It's inherently dusty and whatnot.

I'd sleep in my favorite pair of boots with my vacuum cleaner and my Tesla belt buckle...

But that'd be too uncomfortable, so just let it be said that you can bury me with 'em instead.