Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
"Fake it 'til you make it" seems laced with negativity and self-sabotage.
I prefer "Be it 'til you see it." Much more positive.
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Very nice... I agree with that. The original statement always rubbed me the wrong way, but I've always believed in the principle.
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it must feel very strange to not have a penis and balls

actual thought after seeing 4 separate girls in black spandex today
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I'm so glad I have an innie.
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JK Rowling is pretty sexy. That is all.
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"You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all!!"

Reeeaaally gotta watch that later. Pure awesome.
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"Fuckin' Bitch!!!"
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I watched it. It was STILL pure awesome! : )
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Tombstone? I don't think I've ever really watched it. I was never much into westerns...

I wanted to go to Tombstone on my most recent road trip but I never did. There was really nowhere very convenient to camp around there and it was pretty hot still.
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Yeah, one of my all-time FAVORITE movies! I love westerns!!
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mo is the best psychiatric nurse I ever had
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I never say anything when I catch him spitting his pills out!
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Return of the hot, nerdy office chick in my head.

Chick: Do you really need those potato chips?
Me: Oooh, YOU again. 
Chick: I thought you were trying to "do better"?
Me: And I AM. Sooo??
Chick: Sooo they're nothing but fat & carbs!
Me: *locks eyes with her seductively and slowly places chip in mouth*
Chick: You disgust me.
Me: *crunches down loudly on chip*
Chick: Go on, if you don't care I certainly don't.
Me: Then why are you here?
Chick: You're the weirdo that keeps imagining me.
Me: Tooshay. *places another chip slowly into his mouth*
Chick: You are making me SO hot!
Me: That was a weird turn.
Chick: OK, you're a pig. You make me want to puke.
Me: Theeere's my girl.
Chick: We done here?
Me: Mmm, I'd say yeah...
Chick: Good. And hey, you really ought to imagine more effective motivational archetypes.
Me: Grab the corner of that desk, lean into it and shake that sweet bubble.
Chick: *does it*
Me: Nah, I'm good with You.
Chick: You really DO make me sick.
Me: *crams a handful of chips into mouth*
Chick: Urgh!! *storms out in a huff*

: )
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"I love the smell of charcoal in the morning."
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I just did my biorhythm thing today and I'm gonna be fucked until
October 6th & 7th. And those days aren't even great.

I max out at a 46% average. With my Physical & Emotional fields
being at their highest. Well shit. : /
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Oh man...

Neverrrrrr look at the compat for each day.
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Now she tells me... lol
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off to my dentist named billy in a few hours , oh well its pretty easy like all I gotta do is lay there and let him drill me
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(09-22-2020, 02:52 PM)Guest Wrote: off to my dentist named billy in  a  few hours , oh well its pretty easy like    all I gotta  do is lay there and let him drill me

UUUNNNNGH!!! nanarub
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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Quote:Yo mama so fat, after sex she don't smoke a cigarette, she smokes a ham
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps up she gets stuck in the air
Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil
Yo mama so fat, her favorite food is MORE
Yo mama so fat, her tiddies have tiddies
Yo mama so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat, they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'
Yo mama so fat, her jeans have stretch marks
Yo mama so fat, her shadow weighs 75lbs.
Yo mama so fat, the bitch sweats gravy!


All from memory. [Didn't want to Google any]
But yeah, that's pretty much my take-away from Jr. High.

Weee
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