Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
If any girls come to my door dressed as Harley Quinn, I'm gonna ask to see their ID, and if they're not 18 they're gonna get a bag of switches.
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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"Uhhh, that guy's hair makes me not trust him at all."

I Want To Believe
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You talkin' about Giorgio A. Tsoukalos?

Laugh
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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Dude...

Honestly?

Close.

In fact I'm sorta freaked out by how bang on your guess was, ROFL!

It's not him but it is one of those sorta...

Meh I guess spiritual fruitcake types in some ways.
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This is an older guy and he sorta looks like Bob Dylan, and his hair is so on point that it makes me suspicious.
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That was just my first impression of him though, but he seems nice.
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I think I know who you're talking about.
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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You probably do...

Ohyeah
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mother , am I ok eating whole grain honey nut cheerios ?
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Only if you're sharing.
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"When my eventual mid-life crisis hits and I lose my shit in EVERY direction
I will become a rapper and my name will be Lil' Fapp. I will reign. AND make it Rain..."

Fo' da bitchiz. *church*
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OK, just checked the weather so I'm not a gotdamn lie!

Moments ago, ya boy here went outside in a t-shirt, shorts & sandals [w/o socks, I know, disgusting!]
into some unbelievable 46'F/80% humidity! Aaaand I nearly cursed God. Yes, it WAS that bad.

Imagine a grown man, moved to tears, falling to his knees under a cold black sky, clenching
his raised fists high above his head and screaming "STEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

It was JUST like that!
OK, it was slightly less than that... maybe 25% of that. Probably closer to 30%... 50%... 35%.

It's fuckin' cold y'all!! *NOT bullshittin*
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(10-15-2020, 02:14 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: I will become a rapper and my name will be Lil' Fapp. I will reign. AND make it Rain..."

You need to make your shtick all about improvised prison sex toys.

Rap about fee fees...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p...fee%20fees
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Eyesonyou2
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(10-15-2020, 02:20 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: Moments ago, ya boy here went outside in a t-shirt, shorts & sandals [w/o socks, I know, disgusting!]
into some unbelievable 46'F/80% humidity! Aaaand I nearly cursed God. Yes, it WAS that bad.


Do you live in eastern Texas? I'm in northwestern Louisiana near the Texas state line, and we're having the same kind of weather.
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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South Wales, UK.
Cold, wet, windy and Foreverrrrrr!!! ROFL... but not really funny. : (
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"This tartar sauce isn't real tartar sauce, but that's all right because this catfish isn't really catfish."
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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"Knowing my luck, when my Phoenix rises from the ashes it'll be a fucking dodo bird."
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"When in doubt, always get two. And if they're on sale: Get three!"
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YT lady: "Hiiiiiiiii Scorpio!!!" *proceeds to rattle off some crazy shit I deduce to be some form of Hindi*

Me: "This bitch speakin' in tongues!" *clicks out*

lol
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