Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
They got chapstick so why not buttstick
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"Be the douchebag you want to see in the world."
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"You sunk my battleship!!" - Moments ago when putting a tater chip into my mouth.
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"Internet trolling is the new crank calling." - Thanks a lot, fuckin' caller-ID! *disgruntled*
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I wonder if movie starlets, models, porn stars and all the ladies with fetching bums use bidets or old wet rags like mo or just tissue paper like commoner s
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"Look at this slut!"
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*opens package of 4 new pillowcases, squeals in delight*

"This is my fucking love language."
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*to malfunctioning TV, in Valley Girl voice*

"STOP FAHKEEN MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"I wonder how many pancakes would fit into a swimming pool?"
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"I wonder how much pancake syrup would fit into a swimming pool?"
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Me and my dog are going to heaven
I dont think the rest of you fuckers will be accepted in
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"Holy shit, it's an empty Dollar Store bag!!! SCORE!!!"
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(I like them because they're yellow.)
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(04-17-2021, 10:46 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: (I like them because they're yellow.)

(Uses psychic power to hone in on what this means...)

Ping... ping... ping...

PING.

Amazon.com: Women's Tassels Bowknot Ribbons Sexy Lace Thongs Panties Adjustable G-String Underwear (Yellow): Clothing
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(04-17-2021, 10:46 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: (I like them because they're yellow.)

Oh god, you were referencing the dollar store bag as an afterthought. 

"ping"... (pacman death knell)
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Mo if you were a young hellen kellar and you was behavin like an animal i would just feed you tacos and prolly spank you daily till you learned better and lots of groundskeeping
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Yoda 
At the end of the day, the sun goes down.
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The problem today is there are no young desperate females. They are all on the dole enjoying the windphal ,soaking up all the government ejaculations . who needs a man
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(Yesterday, 02:29 PM)Guest Wrote: The problem today is there are no young desperate females. They are all on the dole enjoying the windphal ,soaking  up all the government ejaculations . who needs a man

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Yoda 
I am its true.
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