Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Chatwoman]

"Is that shit?"

[Chatwoman]

*stares into closet*

"I don't want to WEAR ANYTHING."

[Chatwoman]

"I am SO MUCH more woke than you."

[Chatwoman]

"If it freaks people out, that's not my problem."

[Chatwoman]

"I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's green, so it must be good!"

[Chatwoman]

"I'm 1/16 Lakota Sioux and no one can EVER take that away from me!!!"

[Chatwoman]

"Don't two-time your asshole."

[Chatwoman]

"I'm surrounded by everything I like!"

[Chatwoman]

"I can't fap to this."

[Dj.R@N$OM]

is she going to take that off or just talk about feelings some more ugh! actual thought!

[Dj.R@N$OM]

its not big ive seen movies you can fit all of it in there ! actual thought !

[Dj.R@N$OM]

O its long enough i could be a little thicker ! response in head my actual thought ! o its wet enough but it could be tighter !

[Dj.R@N$OM]

sorry feeling feisty today!

[Guest]

"I think the ethanol mafia is after me."

[Guest]

"Why is the Ethanol Mafia after me?"

[Guest]

"What if Samantha Smith was a crisis actor!!!"

[Chatwoman]

"I think the ethanol mafia is after me."

"Why is the Ethanol Mafia after me?"

ROFLMAO, I fucking love you.

[Dj.R@N$OM]

You must have talked bad about corn

[Chatwoman]

You must have talked bad about corn

*strokes DJ like a cat*

[Guest]

You must have talked bad about corn fed girl mafia

No, I was walking towards my car and the guy was staring at me following my every step, that bastard even parked besides me. He started his engine and left when I sat inside my car.

He was probably a gangstalker since earlier that night I offended a woman who heckled me just because I was sitting down on a bench looking at my phone. 

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Different thought

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btw I have discovered I can feel the aura of brick buildings, it is more pronounced in summer. I have to keep my new found powers secret because people look at me weird when I wave my hand out to feel the aura of the buildings.