Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

Ok fish lips

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

[Guest]

everyone looks so fresh and clean and nicely dressed in the senate chambers , our tax dollars at work

[somethingelseishere]

"Jeff Bezos is the vegan diet Lex Luthor..."

[Guest]

I aspire to become a warden in a female prison full of bad sexy ladies who just need firm discipline

[Mister Obvious]

"Sometimes my hot Russian girlfriend makes me feel like God is a woman."

[Guest]

Did you see the picture of Bezos with Lizzo at the Super Bowl? I literally cannot think of a creepier person.

He is a ghoul.

[Mister Obvious]

Bezos also has a pretty serious case of ptosis, one eye bigger than the other...

https://fortunedotcom.files.wordpress.co...shot11.jpg

Supposedly a trait widely found in psychopaths.

Or as Stuart Wilde likes to say, "possessed" people...

http://www.stuartwilde.com/2013/01/under...cognition/

http://www.sectual.com/thread-1088-post-...l#pid14229

[Guest]

all these sexy nurses waiting in their panties for me , whatever shall I do ...

[Guest]

Something good comes out of everything

[Mister Obvious]

That's a lovely thought.

[Mister Obvious]

"Dude. We need to get our freak on like the people in this video."

[Guest]

I want to place m&m's all over your torso then gobble them up like pac man , you make the sound effects ok

[Guest]

Attack God = Cat At Dog K

Attack Dog = Dog At Cat K

K

[Mister Obvious]

"It's strange... even for MY life."

[Guest]

[Guest]

Graveyards are so peaceful its a shame they dont provide picnic tables for then i could romance my darling while drinking champagne admiring headstones and scarfing down crustless sandwiches.

See no commas darling just as you like it

[Mister Obvious]

I am so filled with love right now.

[FungNein]

Look what they did to facebook man, they made the desktop version like a fucking phone! Why they push how I see things? I wanna see things how I wanna see them. Just wtf man? They did it to youtube made my thumbs the size of my 60 inch screen, I have to press f12 and set pref cookie f6=8 why are these cunts trying to spam me with shit? I think I need to disconnect and go live in the forest. :(