Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Master Oblivious]

“Bees move to another flower once they’ve sucked enough.”

 

Bee's don't suck though. I understand what you're saying. Nature's awesome; dangerous to fuck with.

[Marmel]

Thanks for clarifying. I just be a butterfly!!! 

“Butterflies and moths drink nectar by actively sucking it through a narrow proboscis, whereas most bees have a tongue which they can dip into shallow nectaries on a flower.”

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-15068454

[Mister Obvious]

"...Cuz they're all idiots except for me."

[Mister Obvious]

"Everything I have and do is super cool."

[somethingelseishere]

"He looks like a 90's era Lou Diamond Phillips."

[Guest]

All you sluts need to be contained goddamnit. I recommend no more voting and your man gets to lock you in the house until morel improves. I get angry just relaying my wisdoms you fuckers are like bad childrens and cats

[somethingelseishere]

"OOoooOOOOoooOOOooo baby I don'wanna lose your love
cuz if I did, I'd have to do it with a loaf of bread, an' I'm tryin'ta cut the caaaarbs..."

*sung in a very 80's George Michael/Whitney Houston style duet*

[Guest]

What if they start forcing us all to wear diapers too ? That thought really bothers me just like i was told to put on a mask at the dentists , i dont like being told it makes me have genocidal ideations

[somethingelseishere]

"Welp, that was a poor use of a thousand calories."

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

"It ain't fair, but it's worth it."

[Mister Obvious]

"She's a fuckin' Scorpio."

[ELFUNGNINO]

Once I was a boy, then I was a man. Why I became superman?

[Master Oblivious]

"Everything I have and do is super cool."

Everything I think; everything I've said-it was worthy of sculpture.

Words are too simple to appreciate me.

[Mister Obvious]

"Well. Apparently that part of my body needed some damn urine on it."

[Master Oblivious]

"Well. Apparently that part of my body needed some damn urine on it."

You need whatever Mister Obvious needs...obviously. UKILY

[Guest]

You ever eaten bugs off the bare floor whilst serving a nude reptile overlord. From the jungles they will come

[Guest]

Instead of social distancing or wearing a mask why cant it be something fun like humping a cheerleader

[somethingelseishere]

"Well damn, I guess I'm into mermaids now. Touchez, Universe, touchez..."

[Mister Obvious]

"This chick even thinks her own shits are beautiful... it can't get more narcissistic than that."