Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

The only reason they're lowering the age of the MILF is because they want to condition everyone to be pedos.

[somethingelseishere]

Every once in a while that new term seeps out into public view: Clovergender.
The Rainbows won't accept them as their own, and rightly so, but that's the
"endgame". To get that "P" added to the rest of the alphabet.

Although I'm sure they'll find a "more acceptable" term by the time it finally happens.
Age non-conforming? Blech.

[Guest]

They were trying everything fun and progressive in sodom and Gomorrah including gang rape and incest. Biden/Kamala is gonna lead us a step closer you can just feel it

[52]

*Biden will not be President.*

-52-

[somethingelseishere]

This was about a week ago but I was on a video where some news anchor person
was talking about the Uyghurs in China and they pronounced it "wiggers".

I KNEW exactly who they were talking about but that pronunciation had me laughing
the fuck out loud! Goddamn, just out of nowhere, that shit was funny!! I meant to post
about it then but I'm the king of sidetrack.

[Guest]

Mo is a virtual candy striper who tends to our sexual and emotional needs... just dont post porn but feel free to lust over sex dolls

[user328]

Wearing a cloth mask to keep out the coronavirus is like putting up a chain link fence to keep out mosquitoes.

#TheMoreYouKnow

[Mister Obvious]

Psychological warfare.

[somethingelseishere]

And this forum's like boot camp.
With furloughs into comedy and information.

[Mister Obvious]

ROFL!!!

[somethingelseishere]

When you're butt-ass nekkid having a wet-wipe sponge-bath and you clock
a spider repelling down from your ceiling:



Me to the spider: You got my catch & release game ALL fucked up!!

[Mister Obvious]

Lololol the mental imagery on that one though! Dang spiders. Even when you like them okay, they still give you the heebie jeebies.

[somethingelseishere]

I don't mind them... WHEN I CAN SEE THEM!
My deal is worrying about them crawling into my mouth as I sleep.
Aside from that, do what ya gotta do arachnids.

[Guest]

language and words are just a fancy way to grunt and evoke emotion

[somethingelseishere]

Fathering a child at 63 years of age. C'mon Dwight, even Karl was smarter than that.
*grunts* I reckon I'll have some mustard with muh biscuits, uurrggnnhh.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I still see 20 as pretty young to be having kids, so in my opinion MILFs don't get any younger than 35.

I don't think women looked as fucked up between 30-35 as they do now back in the day...

It's all the whoring around and chemicals/hormones in everything that fuck them up now.

If you had your kid at 15 and you're 30 years old with a 15 year old kid?

Well your parents sucked at raising you...

We aren't changing the MILF criteria for your ass.

Horniness causes it people get so horny they just wanna fuck and so horny they forget the condom or pill or whatever lmao

[somethingelseishere]

Just a friendly reminder that Scientology is a cult and we should all point and laugh.

[somethingelseishere]

If we call oranges "oranges" then shouldn't we call lemons "yellows" ?

[Marmel]

“Are Orangutans classified in the genus Pongo because they stink?”

[Marmel]

“I much prefer swimming pools with a slate tile finish than a light blue colour.”