Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

I WANTED TO SEE THE CAVE DRAWINGS.

[user328]

It makes perfect sense that my birthday should be the singularly most boring day of 2020.

[Guest]

hoochy momma

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/c9/8d/...7b8fdc.jpg

[somethingelseishere]

It makes perfect sense that my birthday should be the singularly most boring day of 2020.

Happy Belated! Enjoy it, you're only 23 once!


But you're Goth... Foreveeeeeeeerrrrr!! *evil laugh*

[Guest]

guys with certain kinds of hairdoos I just won't go near

girls with too many earrings or any facial piercings or strictly off limits and I won't even make eye contact that might give them access to my soul

[Guest]

One day mo was chased by a brown bear through jellystone , she refused to share her picnic basket

[somethingelseishere]

Burping aloud, when by yourself, is NOT rude!

Anybody telling you different is not your friend!

[somethingelseishere]

MO!!!

I totally challenge you to a game of checkers! You can even name the time & place!
Oooooh girl, you are going doooowwwwnnnn!!! *cracks knuckles, makes ouchy face*

[somethingelseishere]

From now on, EVERY post I make on this forum should be read in a New Jersey accent.
It is how I type it up and proofread it back in my head; AND aloud.

Has it really gone this far? Yes. It has.



rofl

[Mister Obvious]

"It feels good to know yourself."

[Guest]

Sometimes i gets her to slide her middle finger up my butthole , them little white worms are somthin teerible itchy.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm gonna slide my hand through the USB port and smack the snot out of you for that disgusting post.

[somethingelseishere]

[somethingelseishere]

Hello chapped lips. We meet again... *unamused*

[somethingelseishere]

I'm no prude, but honking your horn at 3:30am? Come on. What are ya doin'?

[user328]

Sometimes i gets her to slide her middle finger up my butthole , them little white worms are somthin teerible itchy.

[somethingelseishere]

"Sometimes... you get the Win."

[somethingelseishere]

If you're reading this: Drink more water. Yeah, I'm talkin' to You!

You'll be glad ya did. *takes pull off water bottle*

[somethingelseishere]

If you got peanut M & M's and you're not eating them? The terrorists win.  : (   

*doesn't have any*

[Guest]

some days my cats refuse to touch their water dish and it makes me wonder if the government has spiked my tap water