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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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10-09-2022, 08:11 AM
"I'm not missing. I know where I am at all times."
10-10-2022, 11:14 AM
I wrote a song about a place that's the opposite of Cheers. It's called "Where Everybody's Name Is Hey!"
10-10-2022, 02:19 PM
10-10-2022, 02:20 PM
That's pretty much how I refer to everyone.
"I wish shit in the mirror would quit being closer than it appears."
10-20-2022, 01:54 PM
"It has an awful lot of steel bars for not being a prison, dunnit?"
10-23-2022, 07:13 PM
"I'm like a grandma without even having kids first."
10-29-2022, 11:11 PM
"You be my sweet jerkmeat and I'll be your filthy fuckbait."
11-03-2022, 01:42 AM
"Just pretend like it's some kind of exotic bacon."
11-07-2022, 08:11 PM
"How smart is yer smaht fone now? Hmmm?"
11-07-2022, 11:35 PM
"This chick has more red flags than Tiananmen Square."
11-11-2022, 05:33 PM
We don’t mind that you butcher the animal and eat it , just please don’t have sex with it
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