Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

Fkn Ace of Swords... SMH.

[Acid Cat Redux]

This crosses you...

2 of swords... upright.


Second card I this reading.

[Mister Obvious]

2 of Swords upright, got it... so it's basically a choice.

[Acid Cat Redux]

I'm assuming you're familiar with a Celtic Cross 10 card spread?

[Mister Obvious]

I actually don't really use spreads, and I'm not versed on what those old school spreads mean.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll learn what they mean just to know though... even though I don't use them I should still know what they mean.

[Mister Obvious]

The people who came up on them thar YouTube videos like I did read differently than what was taught back in the olden days.

[Acid Cat Redux]

I actually don't really use spreads, and I'm not versed on what those old school spreads mean.

Ok ..got you hf


First card is you...

Second is what crosses you

Third..is what is above you

4th what is before you 

5th...what I behind you.

[Mister Obvious]

*holds down F5 in anticipation*

[Mister Obvious]

*whips out fava beans and a nice Chianti*

[Acid Cat Redux]

And 6th.. what is behind you...next 4 cards are heart are a summing-up

[Mister Obvious]

*hangs Do Not Disturb sign on thread*

[Acid Cat Redux]

Above you is the queen of swords..

Before you is the king of swords

Beneath you is the fool..

Behind you is ace of cups...


4 more cards in your spread.

[Acid Cat Redux]

4th grade...not even kidding

[Acid Cat Redux]

Helps you understand of cards and position..I'm an intuitive for wat eva that means.

Good source...not so good interpretation.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm an intuitive for wat eva that means.

Yeah me too...

Not really digging the King and Queen of Swords, I interpret them as assholes, but maybe I'm biased.

[Mister Obvious]

Ace, King and Queen of Swords all on the table...

Seems pretty obvious to me.

[Acid Cat Redux]

I was physically restricted in this shuffle .
First time for me so.. ...I dunno who's magic is doing this

Fucking freaky

[Acid Cat Redux]

Not a poor shuffle...

[Mister Obvious]

I was physically restricted in this shuffle .
First time for me so.. ...I dunno who's magic is doing this

Fucking freaky

I dunno, why do you think there's so much hesitation??

I only encounter freakiness with one of the decks I use, and the rest of them are just normal.

I only pull out the freaky deck for special occassions or if I want a no BS answer.