Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user428]

I never saw the appeal of forums, and still don't.

Arguing with people, or proving a point online is for people who don't have a life.

[somethingelseishere]

Yeah, pretty much. Which is why I don't stay on servers very long.
Once you brush up against some PC-woke-washed bullshit, the thrill is gone.

It's not even worth the bother with trying to make friends with most people
anymore - so many that took the stick-me-juice, most without even questioning
it. I'll never be on the same page as them, nor they I. 

Sad fucking world we have now.

[user428]

Yeah, I noticed how everyone in the internet has the "right" opinion now. Sad state of affairs.

[somethingelseishere]

Which reminds me - keeping on topic with the thread:

"You were already dunking on yourself, I just threw you another ball."

Cuz normies be punching-down on themselves without even realizing it.

[user428]

I feel like the moderator push is the future.

Soon we will have are own personal moderators. And that is real.

[somethingelseishere]

Oh if I ever get assigned my own personal PC-shadow, that's a wrap for me folks!
My online presence will die and fade into nothing. It's bad enough now being called down
by self-important overseers when they feel your "words are violence" - but when, say, you get
briefed upon entry to ANY online space and given a list of no-go's as far as words and subject
matter?? lol - they can keep that shit! For real.

[Mister Obvious]

"Tootin' kamoon."

[somethingelseishere]

Annnd it's happened again.  

I was gonna make a thread entitled "Tales From the Wokesphere" but I really don't
anticipate much more of this bullshit happening in my life. The old sidestep, I shall. 

Anyway, figured you guys would get a kick out of this. It... is bad. 

I left another server last night. One for 40+ ppl, some of the crowd in their 30's. Seemed
kinda cool at first. But do read on...

A member said they were out of windshield wiper fluid. 
The mod/owner of the server chimed in saying "Use butter." Lemme script it for ease of reading.

Mod/Owner will be M/O
Windshield fluid guy will be WFG
I will be ME.

WFG: "I've run out of windshield wiper fluid, what do I do??"
M/O: "Use butter."
WFG: "The store has salted and unsalted! Which do I get??"
ME: "Neither, get lard, like a real man!" *flexes ankles*  [Someone reacted with a PMSL emoji]
M/O: "Unsalted, the salt will scratch the glass."
ME: "Butter is for women... and eggs... and toast... wait, you may be onto something, get both!!" 

A couple more back & forths between the WFG and mod/owner and one other person happen,
then this...

M/O: "Uhm, women??"
ME: "Uhm, the meat suits in the kitchens?? [I am totally kidding here!] << actually pointed it out!

Then she asked me if I did not see her question above, I said Idk what you mean. 
Next thing I know, I've got a DM from this silly dumb bitch saying:

"I've removed your hurtful comment before other women could see it."



Dude, what the actual off-brand fuck?? So making jokes about fucking BUTTER is now off-limits??
Who the fuck could take that sooo far out of context as to read it as hateful/hurtful??

This bitch is late 30's - what kind of mind-retarding bullshit do you have to eat to be that dumb?
At that age?? I'm really not getting it. The leaps of woketard logic never cease. 

Anyway, I never responded to the DM and instantly left the server. Jesus fucking Christ already. 
People are doing this to themselves!!

[somethingelseishere]

Fuck, I forgot that editing posts for typos put them under moderation.
Sorry C-Dubb. : (

[Mister Obvious]

Fuck, I forgot that editing posts for typos put them under moderation.
Sorry C-Dubb. : (

That's okay, it's an annoying security feature but I gotta do it for my own peace of mind.

It just sucks that the post disappears for the poster after they edit it. Other than that it's a fine system.

[Mister Obvious]

Then she asked me if I did not see her question above, I said Idk what you mean. 

See, this is why you never let women be mods.

Lol ;)

I have to dial myself back from 10 to 2 when I am dealing with any online community other than this one (and other ones I don't go to anymore).

They can't handle me and I AM a woman.

Too many snowflakes.

These libtards are nothing but killjoys... it's because they're so desperately unhappy, it's actually really sad.

[Mister Obvious]

Gotta say, the internet has changed a lot since the heyday of the early 2000s. Ain't been for the better either.

These weak minded fragile emotion fuckers will not survive any actual hardship that may come down the pike.

[Mister Obvious]

This bitch is late 30's - what kind of mind-retarding bullshit do you have to eat to be that dumb?

I wonder if the younger ones are any better?? I kinda doubt it, but I genuinely do not know.

Ain't got any female friends.

[user428]

I shaved my head the other day MO. I like to do it once a year and start fresh. You have to try not to get sun burned though lol. it is a short buzz now though.

[Mister Obvious]

Man, wear a hat. Where you're located, you basically gotta wear a hat all year round regardless. It's fine to get some sun on your head for like 15 min. a day, but... I've seen some hella roasted dude scalps. Like, you really can't unsee it.

[Mister Obvious]

"When I pay $10 for a shirt, I expect it to LAST."

[user428]

MO money, MO problems.

[Mister Obvious]

"He'd definitely get into Berghain."

[GXT]

"All that stuff has been using advanced botheration techniques in order to flummox me."

[GXT]

Techniques probably wouldn't even be necessary, much less advanced ones... so the joke's on them haha