07-22-2018, 09:22 PM
Dear lord , please punish the witch. Make her repent and be submissive. Help her get my sandwiches and snacks on time.
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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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07-22-2018, 09:43 PM
If I had a drink, it'd have been spewed all over the screen.
I Would clean ur screen and get u a new drink angel
07-22-2018, 10:08 PM
Pisces quickly becoming my favorite sign...
07-22-2018, 10:11 PM
It not cos of pisces though its cos u deserve it angel
"Don't nobody wanna talk to your DAMN wife!"
07-23-2018, 11:54 AM
yeah but her figure is > those six figures
07-23-2018, 11:56 AM
A girl like her has to be milking if not I would think such a waste.
07-23-2018, 11:58 AM
bros today i sleep like a baby
07-23-2018, 04:42 PM
Opening scene in my trix movie. She is struggling to run down a country dirt road and i am chasing her with a horse whip. She has on ripped jean shorts and a paisley cowgirl shirt. I finally grab her and force her to get up on a donkey her hands are tied and i lead the donkey and trix into the barn. She has been naughty again ...running away from the compound that took her in and saved her from the dirty streettlife. Now she gonna repent and show her loyalty to the group leader.
07-23-2018, 06:02 PM
In the shadows lurks a clandestine group called the Mennonite Kapp Mafia (MKM).
07-24-2018, 01:40 AM
"These are the dumbest underwear ever."
07-24-2018, 01:51 AM
"It just can't be like this there must be more"
07-25-2018, 04:52 PM
I wonder if she could get message alerts hooked up to her vibrator
07-26-2018, 02:52 AM
07-26-2018, 05:23 AM
Turning on a lamp is like reaching under a lady skirt and flicking her switch
i like having a cock
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