Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

i can't resist these chocolate covered almonds , better than sex with my cousin

[Mister Obvious]

And we all know, there's not much better than that...

[Guest]

trix baby, i wanna screw you on a pirate ship while you are wasted on bourbon . we could sail around turks & caicos looking for treasure

i totally am into you

[Guest]

I just cannot stop thinking about undressing ladies and spanking them. God put these thoughts in my brain , I wanted to strip my grade one teacher.

[Guest]

Trix is like that xanadu girl on rollerskates, very sexxy and exciting but you cant quite grab her and she makes you act foolish

[Dink Beaver]

去他妈的

我希望你被鬣狗吃掉

[Mister Obvious]

哦 狗屎 現在肯尼用中文思考。

[Guest]

any script or language not of latin roots seems too difficult to understand 
maybe i should try meh...

[Guest]

trix's meltdown has had a chilling affect on me , i am literally afraid to post anything

i am giving myself a timeout and gonna watch a couple marilynn monroe movies so i begin to like women again

i feel like i am turning into fungus

[Mister Obvious]

Don't be dramatic hon... you're dealing with it better than 150% of people do.

It puts you in a league of superhuman.

It is because we are in love.

[Mister Obvious]

"She actually SAW a fucking BEAVER?"

[Mister Obvious]

*valley girl voice*

"That one has bloom on it. I'm gonna save it for the end of the world."

[Guest]

Sectual is a train that picks up the ustable transporting them to asylum, laughing and masturbating with Trix into the abyss. All aboard.

[Guest]

If it was up to me, your entire shithole country and every single monkey in it would be glassed from orbit

[Mister Obvious]

"Isn't being on plants their favorite thing in the fuckin' world, what's the problem?"

[Mister Obvious]

"Oh man. Them Asians are geniuses!"

[Mister Obvious]

"Her hair looks like fire."

[Jango]

"Isn't being on plants their favorite thing in the fuckin' world, what's the problem?"

she could be talking bout aphids, ladybugs or canadians 

it will always be a mystery i guess

[Mister Obvious]

It was a ladybug and I love you more than words could ever say.

[Guest]

Ladybug loves you more than words could ever say

Ladybug seeks forgiveness too

& says have great night