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New reports have revealed that there is currently an “outbreak” of ocular syphilis – the sexually transmitted infection that can make you go blind.
Ummmmm???
Don't let him cum on your face.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/656...-blind-STI
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No no no...
Just make sure he doesn't have ocular syphilis before you let him cum on your face.
THAT is the key here.
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"WAIT. Do you have ocular syphilis?"
"Wwwhaaa?"
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So what the fuck though...
Is this just like, regular syphilis, only in the eyeballs??
How does this even work?
Let's not have sex.
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What's next, ocular gonorrhea?
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OMG...
Fuck you Google.
Apparently that's already a thing.