Rise and shine, Trix! The early bird gets the worm!

[user124]

Don't you want the worm? The big, fat, pink, juicy, wiggly worm? You know you want it!

[user124]

[Mister Obvious]

Dude shut the fuck up.

[Mister Obvious]

You grizzled old taint.

[Mister Obvious]

You and your weirdass music at the crack of dawn here. Who can listen to that shit in the morning?

[user124]

Ell Oh Fucking Ell @ "the crack of dawn"

It's 1:00 PM in the fucking afternoon, you lazy cunt.

[Mister Obvious]

You’re such a dirty whore. I bet you’ve had sex with like 500 people. Get away from me.

[user124]

Wrong, bitch. It was only like 499. And I actually used a rubber with some of them.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh well EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME.

[user124]

Just because you THINK you're too big to spank, missy...