Great names for strip clubs...

[Mister Obvious]

If I was going to open a strip club, I would call it...

THE HAPPY HOLE.

[user124]

You need a big, wiggly worm in your happy hole, don't you?

[user124]

I can't think of any clever names for a strip club. If I were gonna open one, I'd call it "Tiddies and Beer." Simple and to the point. The kind of guys who frequent strip clubs would probably respect that.

[Mister Obvious]

You're a fuckin' pervert, LMAO!!!

*bats eyes*

[user124]

Flattery will get you everywhere, my dear.

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Clam Slam

[Guest]

Bugger hideaway

Chesters playpen

[Mister Obvious]

The Pit of Dis Pair

Hoo Hah's

Rank 'n File

Pounce 'n Bounce

Flesh 'n Boners

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Baby Trap

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And why do strippers always have those pink pimples on there butt cheeks?????

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Tastes like chicken, but smells like fish.

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And what is that white cottage cheese clumpy stuff????

[user124]

And what is that white cottage cheese clumpy stuff????

That's either cellulite or a yeast infection, depending on exactly where you saw it.

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And why is it always looking moist....but feels greasy ???

( No lube involved. WTF??? )

[user124]

Dude, I hope you're double bagging your junk if you're putting it into girly bits that look like that. LOL

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And what is that white cottage cheese clumpy stuff????

That's either cellulite or a yeast infection, depending on exactly where you saw it.

On your dick. When pulling it out the clam. You or here have not even came yet......WTF

[Kenny]

i have an incredible urge to expel the full bounty of my loins into the caverns of the webmistress  

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Dude, I hope you're double bagging your junk if you're putting it into girly bits that look like that. LOL

I don't fuck whores.

It's just a fact.

[Mister Obvious]

i have an incredible urge to expel the full bounty of my loins into the caverns of the webmistress  

GOD BLESS YOU SIR.

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HIV.....

RIP.