Jane Seymour is so hot and she always has been...
#41
(03-07-2018, 12:08 AM)Trix Wrote: Did I ever tell you guys I love to talk during movies?


I´d just be feeding you small pieces of candy or something in a steady pace so you´d be quiet Smile
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#42
(03-07-2018, 12:08 AM)Trix Wrote: The dude who wrote this couldn't even come up with a paradox. Which is lame and gay.

Alright I've had a day to be less butthurt about the whole thing, and I just want to explain.

In no way am I implying that a time travel story must have a paradox in order to be good.

I am just saying... the movie version, Somewhere In Time (1980), did not produce a paradox...

And some may argue that time travel in general presents a paradox. But what I'm getting at is...

There was no paradox in this story which makes you think and gives you something to really have to wrap your mind around.

And I think paradoxes can even be annoying. If things are too complex, it's not really fun anymore. If it tries too hard, it's not really fun anymore... so in that way I do appreciate Somewhere In Time.

Also, it was a book to film adaptation, so perhaps there are some elements in the original story that give a little more explanation to things.

But there are some changes I would have made to that story. That's just MY OPINION. Of course the story is what it is, it's exactly how it should have been... I'm not faulting the author or anyone else for the things I find less than satisfactory about the story.

My biggest qualm is, how did she find out he was a time traveler? Well take the coin for example... if he had dropped it after he pulled it out of his pocket, and she had found it, that would have explained how she figured it out. That would have MADE SENSE. That would have BEEN GOOD. But no... that's not where they took the story. So it goes hard against the way my mind works, and the way I think things should be.

That is my biggest issue with the story, other than the fact that I think it's totally absurd that finding the coin ultimately had that effect. It simply wouldn't have happened... but my reasons for holding that opinion are much less cohesive than my aforementioned point, so I am gonna just leave it there.

Now as far as paradoxical time travel love stories go, it doesn't get better than Predestination (2014)...

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#43
(03-07-2018, 12:08 AM)Trix Wrote: Did I ever tell you guys I love to talk during movies?

Did you happen to catch a glimpse of the movie while you were type, type, typing away? lol

Are you complaining about how he snapped back into the present when he found the 1972 penny in his pocket? That's a totally plausible way to get ripped out of an astral projection, ya ditz.
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#44
(03-07-2018, 09:34 PM)lulwut Wrote: Are you complaining about how he snapped back into the present when he found the 1972 penny in his pocket? That's a totally plausible way to get ripped out of an astral projection, ya ditz.

I was trying not to be a total spoiler but now that you mention it...

He mind controlled himself to override reality and time travel...

He KNEW he was from the present day ALL ALONG.

It's not like he ever FORGOT that.

He was having a REAL flesh and blood experience...

He slept a few times, he even got KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS...

Yet he never broke from the timeline.

Now anybody who's lived a few good lives and done some real shit KNOWS, if you can sleep and wake up and still be there, you're gucci honey. It's solid. You're in like Flynn. And ESPECIALLY if you can get knocked the fuck out and STILL wake up in the right place... yeah, it's all set.

And you're gonna tell me this motherfucker jumps an absurd number of timelines back into the crapfest of modern day that he was basically a whole universe away from just because he sees a coin from the 70s, when he's KNOWN ALL ALONG that he came from the fucking future?

Well that's a cheap date right there.
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#45
(03-07-2018, 09:38 PM)Trix Wrote: He mind controlled himself to override reality and time travel...

He KNEW he was from the present day ALL ALONG.

It's not like he ever FORGOT that.

You think he pranced around in 1910 (or whatever) for God knows how long and went through all that other stuff WITHOUT part of the hypnotic suggestion being to forget he's from 1980?

So I'm a rational guy, right? I'm holding a solid, physical memento of my actual timeline in my hand, and I'm not gonna recognize that it's not possible for me to be in 1910 holding a coin that was minted 60 years later? You must be high!
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#46
He KNEW he time traveled.

Can you ADMIT that he KNEW he time traveled and that 'it worked'?

He was marveling at the fact that he time traveled...

He remembered Arthur, etc. etc.

It's FUCKING stupid that the date on the coin made ANY difference whatsoever.

It would have been a better story if he just put the coin away again as soon as he saw that shit and was like "Umm, nevermind about the coin and the suit, let's fuck again!"

It would have been EVEN BETTER if he had knocked her up when they DID fuck and she gave birth to him and then he time traveled from like 1940 to 1912 instead.

I could have made such a better story out of the whole nine yards.

But I honor the story for what it was bro, I HONOR IT OKAY.
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#47
Maybe he got used to being in 1912 and forgot he was time traveling after awhile? I mean he was there for quite some time, and it seemed so real.
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#48
(03-07-2018, 10:04 PM)lulwut Wrote: Maybe he got used to being in 1912 and forgot he was time traveling after awhile? I mean he was there for quite some time, and it seemed so real.

And that's where you'd basically have to watch the movie again to see where exactly he stops being so obviously 'aware' that he did time travel.

My qualm with the whole thing is that none of these elements are made that clear by the story. As I said, maybe in its original form the story was more explanatory of these various points... there's always a lot lost in translation when it comes to film adaptations.

All in all it was fabulous movie, I mean Jane Seymour and Christopher Reeve, my God... it's hard to even take in that much ridiculous beauty in general, let alone stuff it into a flawless story.

Makes me wanna watch Predestination though. I've been meaning to watch it again for like a really long time... but I can't seem to make myself re-watch movies too much because I really just feel like life is too short for that shit. It was a damn great movie though, holy shit.
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#49
I guess I was too captivated by the visuals to analyze it that much. I don't remember if I have the movie on disc. I'll have to look.
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#50
I analyze the shit out of everything... hard. Really hard.
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#51
(03-07-2018, 10:13 PM)Trix Wrote: I analyze the shit out of everything... hard. Really hard.

I'm not taking you to the movies. We're going to a loud concert where I can't hear you talk. You'll be nice and horny after watching a hair band singer prance around on stage in tight leather pants for an hour or so.
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#52
(03-07-2018, 10:28 PM)lulwut Wrote: a hair band singer

ROFLLOLROFL
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#53
For real. The dude's hair will be 2 feet tall from all the mousse in it.
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#54
The Haunting Passion (1983)...

Dude they made Jane Seymour do some weeeiiirrrd shit!!!

Thank God!!!!!!!

2:40 THIS GUY was a football player?? The fuck, he looks scrawny to me!!!

He's got that hot balding guy look to him though, pretty sexy.

3:40 BWHAHAHAHA NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:56 THAAA FUCK, WHO WAS THAT?!

4:06 whoa whoa whoa, that was a bit abrupt!? The fuck is with this guy?! I'd be bending that ass over a rock and gettin' my nut off right then and there!!!

5:02 OMG she paints! I paint too! Twinisies thouuugghhh!!!

God I wanna fuck Jane Seymour with somebody's dick!!!

7:25 ROFLMAO some of this acting is horribad... I love it.

Even made for TV movies were so much better in the '80s than the shit they're peddling in hollyweird now.

10:44 oh hell yeah... *fap fap fap fap fap*

11:16 IT AIN'T DANNY, BITCH!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

God Jane Seymour is stupid hot.

13:56 "I'M NOT WORTHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" ROFLMAOLOLOLOL.

14:30 dude OMG WTF is wrong with this guy?! At least finger her or something bro!?

17:30 why the hell did they choose this guy to portray a football player? It's like... not believable.

What the fuck is this movie even about? LMAO. Gonna need to see some more semi-naked Jane Seymour.

19:34 - 19:58 oh hell yeaaah, that's what I'm talkin' about!!!

God dang Jane Seymour is the hottest bitch who ever lived.

This cheeseball '80s TV movie is legit making me horny as fuck.

24:00 check it, Jane just shouted out Sectual!

26:04 QUICK, SUCK THE BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28:53 why the heck does the lil girl actually need a real dress? Can't she just fake a fancy dress in the painting?

31:55 ROFLMAO.

32:26 God would you listen to that magnificent '80s bassline. Mmm mmm mmm.

32:34 creeeeepyyyyyyy!!!

33:20 what the eff?! This movie is WOKE!!!

Dude I legit want to be BE Jane Seymour.

40:14 - 40:38 THAT WAS AN UNSATISFACTORY ANSWER.

41:22 as if she'd draw a picture of her friggen secret lover for everyone to see, LMAO.

41:50 it's a SET OF EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

42:02 yeah well that's cuz you're FUCKIN' BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!

42:33 ANCHORMAN THOOOUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

43:04 dude this bitch is so hot, OMG.

49:33 whoa WTF, that was unexpected!?

49:52 right for the neck, hell yeah that guy knows how to get down!!!

51:47 MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

53:20 LMAO her husband is like the least comforting dude ever.

55:55 I swear I've heard people call her Julie, Judy and Jody so far in this fucking movie. Is the Mandela Effect happening literally as I watch this?!

58:17 this is pretty cool.

1:01:53 LOL this is fuckin' awesome.

DEEEEEEP YO.

Alright I'm gonna have to throw it on double speed, ain't nobody got time for this!!!

OMG LMAO one of the comments on this video: "My god¡ may! The best men ! Are the dead ones! Ha ha ."

WOOORRRRD THOOOUUUUGGGHHH.

1:16:45 alrighty well this is where it gets good... I'll slow it down to 1.25.

1:26:57 dude this husband guy has really gotta chill the fuck out and calm the fuck down, let a bitch do what a bitch has to do.

1:28:08 hey this is like that other movie Jane Seymour was in! I'm noticing a pattern! Me likey!
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#55
Lady you are a modern wonder of the fucking world
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#56
LOL

Cheers2
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#57
nanarub 
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#58
(02-21-2018, 02:52 PM)Trix Wrote: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/ori...0581dd.jpg

Nanawank

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GDpl5AklT7Q/TI...0/eye1.jpg

Hot fuckin' damn she is a sweet sweet thang.
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#59
Just bumping this thread to say I still think the ending of "Somewhere In Time" totally sucked for reasons which are wholly non-emotional and entirely fact-based.
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#60
(03-07-2018, 12:08 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Alright I'm watching Somewhere In Time.

OMG.

It's EXACTLY A YEAR TO THE DATE THAT I WATCHED IT.

Bwahahahahaha.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I didn't even REALIZE that.

I PROMISE.

I was just making up the bed today and thinking about how hot Jane Seymour is, and then I thought about the end of that movie and how it totally sucked.

That's so weird AHAHAHAHA OMG!!!
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