Peace. At. Last.

[Mister Obvious]

You were literally in diapers when I started trolling forums, you stupid cunt.

Shitty forums no one cares about don't count.

Which is why it kinda sucks that you're here...

Hey you ever heard of a site called...

Ah fuck it, they don't deserve that.

[Guest]

It's too bad Vid.Me ever existed or this hysterical psycho retard Guest (not Fungi) never would have found me.

Online attention whoring has consequences.

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Online attention whoring has consequences.

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

At least I get attention...

[Mister Obvious]

Didn't you say those boards you used to post on all the time finally closed down??

It was the only way they could get rid of you, ROFL!!!

[Mister Obvious]

That's actually really bad.

[Guest]

Shitty forums no one cares about don't count.

You mean like this one? Nobody can be bothered to click a link to this board when I tell them about it. lolololol

[Mister Obvious]

Thank fucking God.

That's because...

1. They're not evil like you are.

2. They hate you.

3. They know you have horrible fucking taste.

4. They totally ignore your posts anyway.

That's what I typically do when I permanently delete them unread.

I don't even have to read your post or look at the IP to know it's you...

That's what 15 years of forum administration experience gets you.

[Guest]

Didn't you say those boards you used to post on all the time finally closed down??

It was the only way they could get rid of you, ROFL!!!

The original FC closed in 2005. Several spinoffs came and went because the admins didn't have the fortitude to put up with our shenanigans. It takes a really laid back person with a sense of humor to run a free speech board.

[Guest]

Thank fucking God.

That's because...

1. They're not evil like you are.

2. They hate you.

3. They know you have horrible fucking taste.

4. They totally ignore your posts anyway.

That's what I typically do when I permanently delete them unread.

I don't even have to read your post or look at the IP to know it's you...

That's what 15 years of forum administration experience gets you.

Dude I hope you don't think this is me?

[Mister Obvious]

The original FC closed in 2005. Several spinoffs came and went because the admins didn't have the fortitude to put up with our shenanigans. It takes a really laid back person with a sense of humor to run a free speech board.

You're definitely not worth putting up with...

As far as free speech goes, it takes discernment...

For example I know your tactics when it comes to posting links to pics to get peoples' IP addresses, etc...

You do all kinds of weird bizarre baity shit that makes you a total threat to have on any board that isn't a total shithole with admin who actually care about the site/audience.

So when it comes to people like you who go around intentionally sowing seeds of negativity and trying to steer things in a bad direction, I shit on your free speech and flush it down the toilet because this is my house and if it were real life, you'd have a restraining order because you are a total fucking psycho and I wouldn't trust you within hundreds of yards of me.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude I hope you don't think this is me?

Honestly you're so retarded you're almost lovable.

[Guest]

That's what I typically do when I permanently delete them unread.

Liar. You read my posts and try to think of unfunny ways to edit them for your own sophomoric amusement. Ever notice how nobody else ever laughs at the insipid drivel you find so hysterical? lololololol

[Mister Obvious]

I actually don't read them most of the time...

Especially if they're long.

Both of us don't need to waste our time with you.

[Mister Obvious]

Ever notice how nobody else ever laughs at the insipid drivel you find so hysterical? lololololol

Nobody else matters to me...

I mean that.

[Guest]

For example I know your tactics when it comes to posting links to pics to get peoples' IP addresses, etc...

You're right, I won't post links to pictures from my own shitty domains that I use to bait people in from other forums.

I'm such an idiot!

[Guest]

Nobody else matters to me...

I mean that.

Its actually fucking true. Yet she matters to me. The world without her bad.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm such an idiot!

That's right...

And the most important thing for you to remember every night before you go to sleep, and every morning when you wake up is that you don't exist...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-6263.html

[zenba]

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

http://www.sectual.com/thread-6263.html

Guess I should've told you this a long time ago, but I understand these principles. I realize we are one. I confront you with parts of yourself you need to learn from. I'm doing you a service.