My qualm with pole dancing is that there’s only one pole...

[Mister Obvious]

There needs to be two poles and a pole over the top connecting them horizontally.

You could do so much more with a giant monkey bar than just one damn pole.

[Mister Obvious]

A single pole is just so limiting.

[Mister Obvious]

I swear this isn’t sexual innuendo.

[Kitty]

This invention could be added to the line of adult playground equipment.

[Kitty]

I would like a swing set, not a sex swing, but a real swing.

I love swinging! (Haha that's not sexual innuendo either)

[Guest]

How about a teeter totter where you invite big fat dudes to launch your sexy little ass way up in the air where you grab onto the pole apparatus