Trix, I'm waiting for you.

[a watin kinda man]

[Mister Obvious]

That's a hot ginger.

[Guest]

That's a hot ginger.

Let's do her together.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd rather die, but thanks.

[Guest]

I'd rather die, but thanks.

Suit yaself, toots. You go in first, and I'll take sloppy seconds. 

[Mister Obvious]

Have you ever fucked a famous person??

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like I've asked you that before.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like you might have had a romp with somebody back in the 80s.

[Mister Obvious]

Like you were a dude groupie.

[Mister Obvious]

FOR SURE.

[Guest]

You're funneh, kid. Only famous person I've met was Adrian Legg and his wife. Such a charming couple.

[Mister Obvious]

Hmmm, strange. I wonder if it was someone else who told me they were a dude groupie.

Anyways!

[Mister Obvious]

It's sexist that you almost never hear stories about dude groupies.

And I mean straight dude groupies, chasing famous ladies around their tour busses and shit.

[Guest]

If I were gonna be queer for a dude, it would be Vladimir Putin.

[Mister Obvious]

I think all men could "go gay" for Vladimir almost like a totally excusable "Go Gay For Free" Monopoly kinda thing where it's like...

You're not gay, you just have excellent taste in men.

[Klebold]

Darling when i take you as my woman ye shall be taken to the finest dentist whereupon thou shalt have thine teeth plugged with diamonds . plus i will present you with giant rubies to wear and be proud and feel  elegant . plus i shall take thy fine derrier to be fitted for tight jeans so more guys can have fun slappin your ass

[Mister Obvious]

Darling when i take you as my woman ye shall be taken to the finest dentist whereupon thou shalt have thine teeth plugged with diamonds

You know what, I need that.

plus i shall take thy fine derrier to be fitted for tight jeans so more guys can have fun slappin your ass

Make it mega bell bottoms and we have a deal.

[Guest]

Still waiting, toots.

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

I was gonna post that one next.