Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Zane has well documented how coming to Texas worked out.

He has well documented it, it's been proven, it's been shown.

The fucking guy is sweating to death in the woods.

That's how going to Texas worked out for Zane...

He was homeless from the time he got there, for reasons out of the control of people who WANTED HIM THERE.

He was there for a specific reason, and he has fulfilled his side of the deal.

Sorry, but it's true... he has. Zane can leave.

The effects of wet heat are vastly different than the effects of dry heat.

If you were able to replace lost fluids, and THEN SOME... MAYBE it'd be sustainable. MAYBE you'd be fine.

What do I personally think? Well, I think wet heat makes you old. Yup, there, I said it.

I think wet heat makes you old and makes you die.

I live in a place where the heat is wet... but I am never out in it. If I was gonna live in the wilderness, you can bet I wouldn't fuckin' be doing it here... maybe in a cave or something. That'd be reasonable.

If you're gonna live outside though? In the USA? You better be in the west.

Texas ain't really the west. It's GETTING THERE. But it ain't technically the west. Once you get into NM, you can call it the west.

I hope if Zane reads this, it doesn't hurt him to hear it... I just hope what I am trying to say here is clear.

[Mister Obvious]

Is it just me, or does Zane seem fucking unable to NOT be homeless??

Bottom line... if you're gonna be homeless, you better do it somewhere physically feasible.

What he's doing right now is not physically feasible.

I just dunno...

How real do I wanna get with this line of discussion? Do I wanna get REALLY real with it?

Okay, allow me to get real with it then...

Many people (including myself) say hell, why doesn't Zane just get with a woman?

Well he fucking did that and we saw how that worked out...

He spent a year with a very boring woman (nothing wrong with that, just not made for life on the screen, that's MOST people)...

He was held back, couldn't really express himself artistically and otherwise to any extent that would have lead to success in that situation (from an online/YouTube personality kinda standpoint).

It's HARD to find an IDEAL situation in life. While yes, getting with a woman or just teaming up with a viewer would allow Zane to SURVIVE... but would he be able to do anything else he really wanted to do?? Man, fuck, probably not.

It looks like Zane is just... perpetually leading this kinda homeless lifestyle. If he's going to do that, then he basically MUST do it under the guise of being a cowboy. I'm sorry, but there's no other way to do it. There is no other way to do it.

[Mister Obvious]

There's no other way for Zane to do it and be at his true, 100% full power.

Zane MUST be a cowboy.

He must.

There's no other way.

That said, does he need to get 5 burros and a horse and travel all of the Americas??

LMFAO, fuck no. Ahahahahaha.

He needs to find somewhere he can SURVIVE and not thirst (or starve) to death and try to have some stability as a homeless cowboy...

You travel around and get too far off the beaten path and you're risking death in more forms than can even be counted or conceived of.

He needs to stay in one general locale.

Historically, areas in Arizona seemed to work the best for him.

AZ, CA, whatever. They're so close that you can do both.

But Mexico is Zane's weakness and unless he can be strong enough not to go there and ultimately choose death... then he should stay away from that whole entire homeless/cowboy/western scene.

In my mind, there's no question...

Zane is meant to be a cowboy, and he's meant to live in the CLASSIC, stereotypical cowboy landscapes...

Wherever those are, that's where Zane should be.

If he could fulfill that destiny without crashing in Mexican black tar crack dens, that'd be great.

Cowboys don't do that kinda shit... trash does that kinda shit.

Is Zane a cowboy, or is he simply trash??

Personally, I believe he's a cowboy.

[Mister Obvious]

I think Zane is a cowboy/outlaw.

I think that's who he is.

So he needs to start acting like a cowboy full on, full time...

And really just forget about everything else.

He spent years coming to terms with his wife's eventual death.

I was personally the eternal optimist (read total idiot?) and thought maybe miracles do happen and maybe she would survive.

I genuinely thought it could be possible...

So what else am I wrong about?

It's a question that has to be asked.

What else am I wrong about, and how valuable or useless are the things I say?



I dunno...

I'd like to think I'm mostly right about things.

I think I'm mostly right about who Zane is and what type of life would fit him best...

It's an opinion I hold based upon watching Zane for over 2 years, observing his patterns, and even looking at his videos from the ~2013 era.

He's clearly a gypsy/traveler...

But we've seen him wear different garb in different situations...

There are a few different Zanes, there isn't just one.

I have seen Zane be the strongest version of himself when he is being a cowboy.

[Mister Obvious]

I was personally the eternal optimist (read total idiot?) and thought maybe miracles do happen and maybe she would survive.

I genuinely thought it could be possible...

Is it so wrong to hope for the best, to believe in miracles?

I don't think it's wrong... I think without that ability, life becomes quite a few shades darker.

It loses a spark of wonder and becomes sort of dismal.

I don't apologize for what I believed in the past...

I don't apologize for believing in miracles and having hope.

But I can admit when I was wrong...

I was sort of wrong in that case, though not as wrong as, for example, spinning theories about Zane's personal life when he was living with the SoCal chick and doing the Alaska thingy.

Those are cases when I was just blatantly fucking wrong.

But believing in miracles and having hope, I don't put in the same category as spinning theories.

[Mister Obvious]

And let me be very clear...

I never say ANYTHING I don't truly believe or think.

So any cockamamie theories I've ever spun about Zane on here??

Honest to God I 100% believed that shit when I said it, and even if I went back right now and looked over it...

I fucking guarantee I'd still agree with myself.

[Mister Obvious]

What's more...

The American west really likes Zane.

Those places over in AZ, CA?

They like him a lot.

Zane had a ton of friends there crawling out of the woodwork at every point and turn.

It was even true in more easterly areas of AZ.

There are a lot of people out there in that area who like Zane, and I think the geography itself is partial to him.

I think Zane has a few ultimate dreams...

Some Alaska shit, probably. Some tropical island shit too. There are a few things that I think really sing to Zane's soul...

None of which interest me even remotely.

Personally, I could never care less about Alaska, about tropical islands, about boats...

Don't care at all.

But I can get behind some cowboy action.

What destiny sees Zane living the longest and the healthiest though?

If it's an Alaskan destiny, or a tropical island/boat/ship destiny, then fine...

But we are obviously not there right now, and what is the path to get there?

Being a fucking cowboy, that's the path.

How does it work out? How does one lead to the other? No idea.

At the end of the day, you gotta go with what feels right and what brings energy/life/zest...

And I really don't think hanging out in patchy wilderness on the edge of major cities is the answer.

Every man for himself...

Zane has to survive as a stand-alone unit. There's nothing wrong with Zane doing what's best for Zane.

And the truth of the matter seems to be that Zane is a hobo.

So if he's gonna be a hobo, he at least better do it right and commit to doing it right.

[Mister Obvious]

How does Zane feel about it though?

Does being a cowboy resonate with Zane?

Does it feel right and good to him?

If not...

I am outta ideas.

Would you rather be a cowboy and live that life, or would you rather shack up with a chick and deal with the varying levels of restriction that come along with it?

Which makes you feel better?

Which gives you a feeling of inspiration?

If Zane doesn't wanna be a cowboy and doesn't see the match in it like we see it...

Then I am officially outta directive for Zane. I officially dunno what the fuck to tell the guy.

[Mister Obvious]

Do I personally see Zane's Texas mission as having been a success?

Yes, I do.

Do I think it's over now?? Yeah, I pretty much think it's over now.

If that makes me a douchebag asshole, then fuck it, whatever.

I guess I am just a complete and total fuck.



That said, I have no idea what is going on in Zane's personal life.

Zero concept of his prospects there, no idea what he does or who he's with, or anything.

I can only advise based on what I know, and that's all I've done.

[Mister Obvious]

So everything I've said is from the perspective of somebody who doesn't know dick about Zane's life...

Nooo fucking idea whatsoever.

Take it with a grain of salt, it's the best I have to offer on the situation.

And I would be willing to counsel Zane over grief...

Except for that I think the entire time we have known Zane, he has been letting out grief and getting counseled by us over it.

We've all lost loved ones, it's been a pretty extreme several years for a lot of people. Zane isn't alone in that... I'm sure many can attest to this being true.

The advantage in Zane's situation was that he knew it was coming. I'm not saying it doesn't sting and I'm not saying he's not traumatized, and I'm not saying there isn't still a lot left to deal with...

But it's different now than it's ever been before in the time we've known Zane.

It's time to approach things from a different angle, FUSED with what we KNOW about Zane, in what settings he shines the brightest, etc.

So those are my thoughts and that's just all there is to it.

[Mister Obvious]

And I know Zane's fans are reading this...

Am I fucking wrong??

Am I totally off base about who Zane is and what he should do??

If so, fuckin' say so.

Cuz I gotta be real with you, I read Zane's comments sections...

I don't see a whole fuckload of true effort getting put into giving Zane direction.

People may say vaguely helpful or useful shit sometimes, but it sure the fuck ain't like anything I've offered on this thread, LMAO!



For all the cruel shit I said about Zane when I first discovered him, I have given a lot of time and effort to sharing honest directive about his situations...

I've more than made up for anything whack I ever said or did, and that was just me being totally honest and free-flowing with my thoughts during the whole soap opera we've been watching for over two years.

I don't see a fuckton of other people trying to size up the situation and give directive based upon observation of Zane's cycles and patterns.

Maybe his fans conduct this kinda think-tank operation on Fuckfacebook, or some other retarded social media insider club.

Me? I do it in the open in front of everybody on my own damn website, and my intentions with Zane have ALWAYS been above board, even when I was talking shit about him.

I want what's best for him, but you gotta look at the reality of the situation, and what he's SHOWN US over time about who he is, what he's willing to do, etc.

And the best and brightest path I can see for Zane is a cowboy lifestyle.

If anybody thinks that's lame or misdirected or dumb, fucking say so... I ain't seeing much out of you.

[Guest]

why doesn't he try to find some Texas nfl cheerleaders , they are prolly bored right now and would like camping by the highway and learning survival skills

go get one of those you only live once

[Mister Obvious]

^^^Hard to logically disagree with that.

[Mister Obvious]

Here's my thing...

WHAT THE FUCK IS ZANE DOING?????

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why the fuck is this his life???????

Listen...

Zane has done fine for a homeless guy.

HE NEEDS TO KEEP DOING THIS LEVEL OF GOOD, OR BETTER.

He CANNOT go low vibe with this.

If he doesn't MAINTAIN a level of solemnness and humbleness...

He just won't make it.

He has GOT TO stay away from big cities and shitholes.

It's possible to do Slab City as an outlier...

But it's only ever a stone's throw away from the lowest level vibes possible in the United States.

If things got dire, Zane could do that...

I don't recommend it, I think he's a lot bigger than Slab City.

His legacy is easily bigger than Slab City as far as cult classic following...

Zane is a level above cult classic following status though, he is actually true famous level.

Zane is genuinely famous...

That's why he has to maintain a certain level of quality in his life, because he COULD do it as just a "homeless guy" or a "survivalist"...

But I think in order to cover BOTH of those bases, to the max...

He has to do it as a cowboy.

[Mister Obvious]

Being a cowboy justifies the way Zane lives.

If you look at Zane's life through any other lens?

It's kind of unacceptable.

I think for Zane it's either be a cowboy, or be a ship sailing fucker.

Fuckin' guy's proven he can do both.

I am not that turned on by ocean life.

Would I even want to watch that shit if it were possible??

God. Dang. Dude. Fuck. Not really.

I'm sorry.

I am truly sorry.

There's a fucking reason it never happened.

SHIP LIFE...

TRUE long distance hardcore ship life is supposed to be lived in a veil of secrecy.

It's the MOST DANGEROUS occupation for a reason.

Y'all know this...

So unless you're doing it ALONE, don't even be stupid.

Being a cowboy is sexier, safer, more massively appealing, so much sexier.

It's so much better, so many more women, so much more...

Just so much better.

You can RETIRE to the sea life...

But you never come back from full on sea life, and you are still too beautiful to retire.

[Mister Obvious]

But you never come back from full on sea life, and you are still too beautiful to retire.

You CANNOT come back from sea life. You will never be a cowboy again after public sea life.

It's literally not possible.

ASK ANYONE WHO'S DONE IT.

Lol.

If you're done being a massively appealing, warm, hot, sexy cowboy...

Fine.

That's okay.

But I have literally nothing to say about the boat thing.

Shit has to get pretty gnarly before the whole "leaving on a boat and never coming back" thingy.

The great thing about the islander ladies is that they love the old dudes...

If you're not old enough yet, you're just not old enough yet.

The payoff isn't as sweet when you're young.

Does Zane really feel like he's earned that kinda payoff???

Hmmm.

Is Zane like...

Ready to retire?

Could be.

[Mister Obvious]

If you're done being a massively appealing, warm, hot, sexy cowboy...

Add dry to that.

Staying wet is stupid and that's one of my main qualms with sea life as well.

It's too wet.

[Mister Obvious]

We need Zane dry and bathed in golden light...

Even if you just look at him you can tell he's not really meant to be in the woods.

[Mister Obvious]

26:00, this is a great video length. I like that.

Dude Zane looks ROUGH!!!

This needs to stop right now!!!

Zane, you okay buddy??

2:30 he's never done that in Texas. I fucking guarantee it.

He's done it shirtless granola bar eating sandal wearing fuckin' hippie on the side of a rock face gettin' yelled at by bystanders STYLE.

He has NEVER had to survive in a climate like east Texas before.

We fucking told him back in the day that the wet hot south would NOT be good for him.

He was never supposed to be homeless IN TEXAS.

[Mister Obvious]

He's in the wrong geographical location... the dampness is bad, dumb, and wrong.