Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Dude Mariah is one of the few relatively young celebs who has a dodgy b-day.

[Gary]

sorry I wasn't sure where to put this 

[Mister Obvious]

TROLLIN' TROLLIN' TROLLIN'... KEEP THOSE DOUCHEBAGS TROLLIN'... TROLLIN' TROLLIN' TROLLIN', TROLL BAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

@3:44

[Mister Obvious]

Zane's livestreams come on sooooo late at night.

[Guest]

Its cuz he prioritizes the gaysex with his cannery buds. brings new meaning to cabin in the woods

[Mister Obvious]

Zane's leaving Alaska, thank God. He said he's leaving in November or December though.

He shouldn't dilly dally too long... I'd suggest he leave by mid-October.

Reminds me of when I was in the air over Bangkok... I said damn, you know what? I wanna go to fuckin' Dodge City.

And you know what I did??

I got the hell outta there, that's what I did...



2:20...

[Mister Obvious]

And I went to Dodge motherfuckin' City, cuz when God speaks, I listen and bitch you had better believe I don't delay a single fuckin' day.

[Dink Beaver]

@ 16 min. the dude is planning on staying   the winter in that homeless shack  

honestly not trying to be a dick but this looks way better ...   http://dhss.alaska.gov/API/PublishingIma...cility.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

Ugh.

My God.

Zane.

Just stop.

Leave.

[Guest]

I told you way back when he was at that park bbq and he was ready to go out to Kentucky and. marry you , that was when you should have hooked up and straightened him out for a couple years , mo's school of hard knocks she fucks you but then she really screws you but you come out like hardened steel

[Guest]

1:18:00 - 1:19:00 I am getting really bad vibes about that clearing , he could meet his end there in a little while ...I hear screams and I see a brown bear

[Mister Obvious]

I told you way back when he was at that park bbq and he was ready to go out to Kentucky and. marry you , that was when you should have hooked up and straightened him out for a couple years , mo's school of hard knocks she fucks you but then she really screws you but you come out like hardened steel

HE WAS ALREADY MARRIED.

Zane would have died in the southeast US, it was too dangerous.

Then he went on to cuck us all with that bodybuilder chick... Zane holds allegiance to no one.

He is not romantically suitable and that's just the bottom line... that can't be fixed.

Not only because he likes cucking women, but the guy can't even stay in one place.

If you want to walk around being homeless, I guess yeah, he's a good choice. You'll still get cucked though.

[Mister Obvious]

He better buy that fuckin' plane ticket to the mainland right now.

[Mister Obvious]

This ain't a fuckin' game.

[Mister Obvious]

He better get his ass back home.

Where is home, you ask?

Any warm dry state in the lower 48...

That's where home for Zane is.

[Guest]

mo do you get turned on when guys whistle at you  or call you    pretty little slut  ? 

[Guest]

I am convinced zane is gay like those two guys on ozarks one of them bearded and they french kissed. Zane is most likely seeking an authority figure like he was so loving that captain chastizing him today i bet he wacked off to that in his tent after livestream . its creepy as hell but we still accept him

[Mister Obvious]

Why don't I even want to click play on this video...

[DB Hunter]

Why don't I even want to click play on this video...

What? You don't want to watch a deadbeat dad, 
lay in a tarp shanty getting wasted on cheap vodka? Don't forget, there's a BIGTIME mission
coming up!!!!!!!! #hugeXm