Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

God I fucking love Zane Greene. He's said some amazing things in this broadcast.

[Guest]

i once went 400 days without bathing and i did not feel like i smelled and did not really want to shower , once i eventually did i wanted to stay clean and fresh

strangely being dirty and smelly i guess its like being a virgin , its all fine until that first time

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is my favorite person in the world.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane's making me giggle like a little bitch.

[user94]

Zane's making me giggle like a little bitch.

Should I cook him some crank? And post it to him? The poor lad clearly needs a break from a mate. Im a bit rusty havent done it for 20 years but ive got some ephedrine cold pills lmao

[Guest]

trix can you make your hair so silky and lustrous like in your avatar when we have our first sexual encounter ?

[Mister Obvious]

I'd totally cuddle with Zane behind Ross.

The worst thing about being homeless in the city is not being able to drop a hot loaf of brown in public!

[Mister Obvious]

I gotta be honest...

I do not watch the StreamLabs broadcasts...

I do not like StreamLabs.

[Mister Obvious]

Fuckin' Zane dude, OMG LMAO.

Whew.

Holy shit.

THIS GUY.

THIS FUCKIN' GUY.

[Dark Dick]

The worst thing about being homeless in the city is not being able to drop a hot loaf of brown in public!

You can always pinch out that mud hut behind an aptly named dumpster.

[Guest]

"The worst thing about being homeless in the city is not being able to drop a hot loaf of brown in public!"

you know with all the 'community gardens' popping up in cities i think they could work a symbiotic solution to that trix

thats a lot of homeless fertilizer not being put to good use

[Mister Obvious]

I've been putting off watching this vid cuz I get all nervous for Zane, but I guess we'll watch it now...

I'm chewing what's left of my last pack of Fruit Stripe to ease the tension.

Zane is full of shit on this because he's on foot, hanging around on the property, and that means loitering.

It is what it is.

2:00 LMAO good Lord... now we're seeing a new side of Zane! Shit-stirring Zane! Confrontational Zane!

3:13 LOL the looks on those chicks' faces when he starts in with the whole spiel about his wife!

This video has been hard to watch, I ain't gonna lie to you...

4 pieces of Fruit Stripe and counting.

*wags finger at Zane*

Not impressed sweetie.

Get that ass into some type of housing and clean up real good for me because you need to be fucking punished...

[Guest]

maybe zane will begin studying the law of the land handbook with that other crazy chick you follow , he kinda had that whacked out look in the last frame

[Mister Obvious]

OMG LMFAOLOLOLOLOL.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is hanging out by a graffitied brick wall eating military issued Combos and waiting for his beef taco MRE to cook.

Honest to God, I can't even lie, I love this motherfucker.

Bwahahaha dude this is fucking amazing.

Zane is like a dog whisperer, it's amazing.

God I love this.

Zane Greene has rocked my world. He really has.

I like the way he eats a taco, let me tell you what.

Hell yeah, Zane just shouted out Taster's Choice! God he's got excellent taste, what a badass.

Zane Greene makes me feel serene as fuck.

He just said he's at an abandoned truck stop, ROFLMAO... holy hell, this is such a trip.

Looks like Zane has a bitchin' widow's peak too, you know how I feel about that.

I'd timestamp this stuff, but I'm watching live.

Zane is talking some deep shit about witchcraft and symbolism and stuff, I love it when he talks some real shit.

I'd love to have a long convo with Zane about this kinda stuff.

What a fabulous broadcast.

[Guest]

Anytime doll full soul shakedown

[Mister Obvious]

I'm about to go to sleep so happy right now.

Gonna join Zane in the astral plane behind that fuckin' deserted truck stop...

Get all freaky in the ethereal realms.

[Guest]

Trix will you be having hobo dumpster sex ?

[Mister Obvious]

Hell no...

When Zane and I finally consummate our love, we'll be doing it in a 5 star resort hotel in a remote and absolutely pretentious, stereotypical island destination.

[Mister Obvious]

Honestly...

We'll need our own villa, shit is gonna get loud.

Perhaps the Maldives Cheval Blanc private island will suffice...

http://www.chevalblanc.com/randheli/en/v...sland.html