Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

LOL he's so high his eyes are barely open...

[Mister Obvious]

In the mean time you 2 drunnken wenches can do some kissy kissy for guest??
YES YES

Drunken off lust for Zane.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

I call it lust to downplay the intense pure and total love I feel for Zane Fucking Greene...

I want him in my heart, my soul, and most importantly...

My body.

[Mister Obvious]

Sorry... it's honesty hour.

Luckily we're at minute 59 though so I'm done.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Kale.

[user213]

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[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

I know you understand better than anyone...

*hugs*

*sobs*

Why.

[Mister Obvious]

WHY ZANE WHY?!?!?!#?#!?3?!3?!?#!?#!?1?1?1?1?1?1?

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

LOL the last two parts of that name...

*shakes head*

It makes me wanna eat my veggies.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Yeah that's from his old Instagram, there are a couple interesting pics on there...

But damn dude that looks like a fucking serial killer van LMAO.

Like a NIGHTMARE serial killer van. LOLOL!

But if it looks like one then you know it's just a whole lot of theatrics...

Real serial killers don't go around advertising that way.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno about anybody else, but I’m not gonna be hard on Zane if that whole Priss/Alaska thingy didn’t work out. I think at this point it’s safe to say we’re all over it and nobody cares...



We just want to be entertained.

And we’re pretty easy to entertain.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet Zane found another woman.

[Guest]

He maybe found a man. I saw that twinkle in his eye when he flirted with that dude giving him fast food...hot dog or taco i forget but i gauranttee he lusts after men

[Mister Obvious]

Oh that irresistible twinkle...