Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Do you look under the bed for Zane at night??

Is Zane hiding in your closet??

Is he out in the back yard behind your laundry??



1:00 lmaololololol.

[Guest]

wow that sure did trigger you sweetheart

lol

It's him and shitting in a bucket was too much for Miss Priss.

You've never really seen zane on heroine honey.

[Mister Obvious]

Wow I mean...

What are you, a Zane whisperer??

You know Zane heart and soul or something??

Maybe you two should get together...

And anyone who saw Zane's Mexico videos saw him on heroin, your judgement clearly can't be trusted.

[Mister Obvious]

You just haven't seen as much Zane content as the rest of us here...

Yet you're weirdly obsessed with him.

But whatever, I mean the social media says it all. If it was all too much for Priss she would have taken his name off her profile.

[Guest]

lol

you never saw him on heroin

He's broken up with Priss and is back in slab city making creepy videos high on H...

believe whatever you want

She's pregnant and gave him the boot.

He's too ashamed to come out as himself and admit what happened.

He's in a downward death spiral now.

Probably OD within a week.

[Mister Obvious]

WE ALL SAW HIM ON HEROIN.

God I hate it when a noob piece of shit comes along and acts like they know everything...

We actually WATCHED his vids and I'm pretty sure the hundreds of pages prove it...

We chewed his ass out for doing heroin, we were mad and offended...

Oh but excuse the fuck out of me, I guess your noob ass knows all, huh??

Re: OD in a week, you should regret saying that because it's even dumber than the suggestion that those vids are Zane in the first place.

Put more thought into your posts. Hint... prediction posts almost never pan out, trust me.

[Mister Obvious]

If she really was knocked up it would explain why she won't take his name off her profile...

Maybe she doesn't want everyone to know they split up since he's her baby daddy and she's such a great Christian and all?!?!?

[Mister Obvious]

Bwahahahaha!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Getting knocked up by Zane would be the best thing that could ever happen to Priss anyway, she's got no reason to complain. They should be honest about everything though!

[Guest]

ummm no

you never saw him on heroin

you have no idea what a heroin user is like

he never showed you him on H, that I am 100% sure of

well that is until now..

lmao

H is a demon

You're seeing his H demon now

and how do I know that's zane?

Because he messaged a bunch of tards from his past to come watch the train wreck on that channel.

but not you apparently

[Guest]

yeah getting knocked up by a worthless bum is the best thing that ever happened to her

hahaha

-sigh-

I'll let you get back to your fantasy now.

Thought you might enjoy the update but clearly it's rubbed you entirely the wrong way.

[Mister Obvious]

Well lookie look who has insider info!!!

And hell no Zane didn't message me, he fucking HATESSS me dude!!!

Bahahahaha!!! I'd hate me too, I mean I have been anything but nice on this thread...

[Mister Obvious]

I'll let you get back to your fantasy now.

And I'll let you get back to...

Being all up in Zane's shit, apparently!?

[Guest]

He's a narcissist, he reads this thread.

Believe that.

Anyhow he's back in his 'hole in the ground' now.

/wave

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykbe4ptwAdE

https://imgur.com/5KpXd20

Oh those are Zane's typing patterns for suuure...

This is a HORRIBLE roleplay.

The voice though??

People should be TOTALLY creeped out by this stunt.

[Mister Obvious]

Darnell? Really? LMAO! Like if I'm trying to roleplay a black guy, am I gonna choose a name like Tyrone?? Fucking God awful roleplay.

[Mister Obvious]

It's sad that Zane thinks he needs to RP instead of simply coming forward...

Being with Priss must have fucked his confidence hard!

[Mister Obvious]

Hands down the creepiest shit I've come across online in a hot minute.

[Mister Obvious]

Legit so creepy, like...

And the obsession with the poop and the pee in the buckets, OMG.

Looow rung consciousness right there...

Sooo disturbing though OMG.

I fucking hope it's not actually Zane but that comment?

Totally Zane.

[Mister Obvious]

Sooo creeped out OMG.