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I don't like Pumpkin Katie trying to make us forget all about summer and the beach :(
She's definitely thinking in advance.

I will never allow summer to end, no matter what Katie wants.

But I do hope people buy her pumpkins, they really are very cute.
It's fine to bust out a few pumpkins every now and then, but once she's tired of doing it, she should absolutely stop so she doesn't injure her wrist again. I think she forgot how much that sucked.


Wonder if Katie will get the hell outta Dodge before this hurricane starts coming her way, or if she's gonna ride it out instead...

hmmm

Guest

Hurricane? What about that copy of Yaris Repair for Dummies on Johnny B's bookshelf?!
Don't give anybody any ideas, Guest...

Katie must be protected at all costs!!!
She's gotta make some "surviving hurricane" vlogs.
"HOW I'M PREPARING FOR A HURRICANE"

"MY FIRST FLORIDA HURRICANE"

"WHAT I DID DURING THE HURRICANE"

"WHAT I ATE DURING THE HURRICANE"


I like seeing Katie's fly ass in an equally fly kitchen.

She needs her hormones checked. It's time to stop fucking around with this. Get them checked and have the levels looked over by a dedicated professional, because doctors are rushed and worthless for giving you actual answers.

She needs a deep dive into her thyroid levels and her sex hormone levels.

Find out where the imbalance is and then dedicate 100% to fixing it.

If she fixes the hormonal problems, so much of her health will improve as a result.

40-55 is one of the hardest times hormonally for females and she should head into those years with the best possible grasp on her levels and have at least a few years of research, trial and error, and maintenance behind her.

Out of whack hormones can make life (mentally/emotionally) a living hell and have a devastating impact on the health long-term.

If she can go into that era prepared and figure out how to maintain hormonal balance, she may find that 50+ are the happiest years of her life. She's spent her adult life dealing with emotional and physical issues because of the hormones, and she owes it to herself to have the best chance at good health in the second part of her life.

Do it for Jesus, Katie.


Eating a bean and cheese burrito while I watch this.

Guest

I thought she should've stayed in the stormy car... it would've been a more exciting venue for eating fake pop tarts and dinosaur chips.
I completely the fuck agree.

And, chicken chips... like, what'll they think up next though??

Modern society, I'm tellin' ya.

This shit is gonna go down as the most exorbitantly hedonistic time in history.

The crash from these heights of decadence will be totally inconceivable.


I think this was Katie's best Florida video. I can see now that she's experiencing the Florida that she needs to experience, rather than the one that we thought she needed.

Guest

Yeah she seems to be more into cute towns than the beach.
I dunno about 14:20 tho she reads about how Old Joe was the fiercest most respected gator in all the lake...
then goes and gives him a condescending pat on the head, calls him baby? Sits on his back and touches his lil' teeth?
Who does Katie think she is?!
All Katie needs is a real man like me.
(09-15-2023, 06:58 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]then goes and gives him a condescending pat on the head, calls him baby? Sits on his back and touches his lil' teeth?

Rofl. I really relate to her love of stuffed animals and animal figurines and statues. I feel the exact same way, I think it is a girl thing. Katie and I are a lot alike in some ways, so it doesn't surprise me that we have this in common.

(09-15-2023, 07:07 PM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: [ -> ]All Katie needs is a real man like me.

I know that someday she will see that, Dan. She will come around.
Katie enjoys the small towns. It looks like she enjoyed her trip, you're right.
I live by plenty of small towns for Katie to come visit.


0:14 *refrains from making perverse comment*
She used so much mayonnaise and mustard lol.
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