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"Sam's Gifted Hands" I love that channel name.

I think a light fruitcake would be good. Most of them are very heavy.

I grew up on some of the most intense hardcore fruitcakes ever...

It's a long story.

I have an affinity for them though, I must say.

Maybe that explains some things about me!?

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...ted-flakes

Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes

Sometimes the simpler stuff really is the best stuff though.

Most times actually.

https://everybody-loves-to-eat.tumblr.co...sage-balls

Sausage Balls

https://everybody-loves-to-eat.tumblr.co...0542730240

Fudgesicle

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...ertisement

Double Cola

https://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/18...-ice-cream

Kit Kat Icecream

https://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/18...spy-kremes

Bronuts

https://everybody-loves-to-eat.tumblr.co...7747288064

They should start calling these "milkquakes".

https://everybody-loves-to-eat.tumblr.co...her-trifle

Ferrero Rocher Trifle

This guy seems really nice, but I bet he's actually an asshole.

Which is fine since he's cute.

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...ie-filling

Jell-O Vanilla Pudding and Pie Filling

Oh man, I gotta make that.