(02-09-2018, 11:12 PM)Trix Wrote: "Nobody had a vagina a million years ago."

Million years ago when I was a Vagina Salesman they sold like hot cakes, now not so much.

holy shit that was a lot of sleeping, wtf I was not even feeling that tired. what if I was abducted, man I had plans!!!
smelly aliens!

“Whatever you think is normal behavior, don’t ever expect to find it with me.”

I cant decide if a cunt punch would hurt more than a gut punch 

Iknow as a guy i would take a gut punch every time balles are too tendeur

Yup, She deserves a dedicated youtube love song video.

I hate pizza places that tell me to have a "good time" while little kids are allowed to walk around freely. GERHBELLS.

"If you don't shitcan those feelings, those feelings are gonna shitcan you."

Oh now I´m curious. What feelings are those?

Ah shit man I don't even remember.

It was just a catchy phrase I came up with during a hypothetical discussion I was having with myself about somebody else.

Oh alright.

Holy shit sexy strange woman if that's how you go about asking about margarine to strangers let me be your stranger every night, I can't even see what you're hiding beneath all that thick clothes but goddam you're hot...fuck the tea, lady! let's go back to the margarine.

i think this fucker just trolled an old lady, okay pretend smirk at the bastard

(03-09-2018, 01:45 PM) Wrote: i think this fucker just trolled an old lady, okay pretend smirk at the bastard

Should I bash him? I don't wont to go in the jail where I built the fence that would be embarrassing 

goddamit trixie I'm fucken cold, come and lay next to me, sleep on my chest!!!

Anytime sweetie... I'll always have a warm place for you.

Stand still my lady while i take your measurements , you smell like garlic

I've been awake for 24 hrs and just want to let you know I still think about you my boo. sup mah.

I need to start a revolution, it shall be called the conservative revolution.

“Go the fuck to sleep!”

“This song is super gay, but it’s really beautiful.”