Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 4 - "The End"

Eating dinner, bacon alfredo baby!!! I added my own touch on it, navy beans in the sauce. Angel hair pasta. It's fucking good.

1:31 "THE VOICE SAYS I'M ALMOST OUT OF MINUTES!" ROFLROFL. God I love Castiel, I do I do I do. That said, I'm still team Dean 100%.

2:20 God angels are so hot.

God I wanna be in a Sam and Dean sammich.

Can we cram Castiel in there somewhere??

7:30 you know what I bet... I bet Supernatural was one of the most fun shows to film of all time.

9:10 "President Palin" muwahahaha!!!

10:00 for the record, I would never say no to Michael...



You wanna cram that angelic essence all up in my vessel, you go right ahead.

11:09 I like how this Bobby character acts as a father for Sam and Dean, they really needed that.

12:00 WTF a Dean clone?! Forget the Sam/Dean/Castiel sammich, I'll take all the Dean! I want it all!

17:41 ROFLMAO the bead curtain... Castiel is my kinda shit. ROFLROFL!!!

18:11 LMFAO THE ORGY!!!!!! Sounds like they're bringing Misha's real personal life into this episode eh?

Bahahahahaha ew he's so creepy in this role, what the fuck!!!

25:02 wait a minute... does this mean we're gonna get to see LUCIFER SAM!?!?!?!?!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f35gUESUFvU

LOLOL, look at this!!!

https://imgur.com/a/qZTz72S

Fuckin' LOL!!!

Anyways, I digress.

26:04 fuck yeah baby, JUST SAY YES TO MICHAEL!!!

32:20 errrm. TBH Sam as Lucifer is sorta... gayish. Not super hot like I expected.

34:20 it's an honest rap though.

38:43 indeed it's nice to see Castiel back to normal again, LMAO. I don't like it when he plays a different character!

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 5 - "Fallen Idols"

Ooo, the synopsis of this one sounds pretty weird. It'll either suck, or be good.

4:30 OMG Paris Hilton is in this episode!!!!

Here's the story of James Dean's Porsche "Little Bastard" in which he was killed...

https://porschecentresaskatchewan.com/ne...che/18769/

11:06 wasted by Abe Lincoln? Really? Can we get something a little more fresh?

I'm reminded of Marilyn Monroe's obsession with Abe Lincoln...

http://historymysteryman.com/lincoln-mar...al-father/

24:00 they're just being annoying with this shit at this point.

27:16 LOL being in this show must have been pretty bigtime for Paris!

I bet a fuckton of people must have been in this show... kinda like Bonanza.

30:56 bwahahaha OMG niiiiiiice!!!

Have I ever mentioned that Paris Hilton and I have almost 100% astrological compatibility? That's right... if Paris ever met me, she'd fall in love instantly and go totally gay. We'd take long walks on the beach together at sunset and people watch in some of the most inconspicuous open settings in the world's most exotic locations, we would be LOVERS. Jelly? You should be.

34:05 House of Wax (2005) was honestly a really enjoyable movie.

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 6 - "I Believe The Children Are Our Future"

1:27 LMFAO.

1:59 Cujo?

2:28 "I'll take Amber home, don't wait up." ROFLMAO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Ahahahahaha. Yeah I won't wait up while you take the babysitter with the massive rack home.

4:58 something about the hair brush.

19:00 LOL this Jesse kid is supposed to be the antichrist...

https://supernatural.fandom.com/wiki/Jesse_Turner

23:52 LOLOLOL.

24:11 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, I TOTALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!!!

34:46 this Jesse kid is pretty cool!!!

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 7 - "The Curious Case Of Dean Winchester"

14:40 oh man, old man Dean! Looks nothing like Jensen Ackles!

25:43 this witch guy's an asshole, but he's honestly pretty hot.

36:06 LOL I love Dean.

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 8 - "Changing Channels"

Ah God, it's a cheeseball episode.

2:12 LMFAO.

12:44 ROFLMAO. COWBOY BOOTS?!

It's true... cowboy boots ARE incredibly sexy. That's why I wear them.

15:35 LMFAO it's so cheesy. It's fucking terrible. I mean it's pretty damn funny. But it's awful for me because I haven't watched TV since basically 2006. I mean I get that this is a TV show, but you know what I mean. I never watched any of those stupid dramatic TV shows like they're mocking here.

17:10 ROFLROFL.

19:52 LOL so cute.

Whoa, OMG I can't believe they brought Castiel into the middle of this ridiculous shitshow. He was great at acting like Castiel even in that setting though... it's a great character.

21:59 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my God that was a good one.

27:32 LMFAO... that's where this came from:



33:54 he's GABRIEL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 9 - "The Real Ghostbusters"

This episode sounds pretty dumb, not gonna lie... not too sure I can stick it through.

It's cool that they show appreciation for the audience and whatnot, but that's not really important to me, especially since the show's over.

5:46 a bungee, ROFLROFL, that's my kinda dude right there!!! This guy is 100% me, ROFL!!!

7:30 I dunno, it's a mildly interesting plot... it's not wholly cringe.

10:00 LMFAO at their voices, ROFLMAOOOOOO.

LOL, it's... so dumb. But it's not the worst episode I've seen.

17:33 LMFAO so awkward.

20:04 ROFLMFAOLOLOL.

22:02 honestly, it's kind of a cute episode. It's not bad, it's good. I will go ahead and admit it.

25:06 ooo, I love it when Dean bosses women around, it's so damn fucking sexy.

25:48 LMFAO SAYING "sigh" instead of just sighing... that's sooo internet. I fucking love it, ROFL!!! So me!!!

28:12 this chick looks like one of my great aunts.

32:21 "She went around telling everybody it didn't count." ROFLMFAOLOLOLOL OMG.

36:27 gay propaganda... worst of it yet! It's to be expected unfortunately... we'll see what kind of terrible shit they put in as the years progress, this was still 2009. Probably gets pretty bad.

39:14 OMG NANCY MCKEON!!!!!!! ME FUCKING TOO!!!!!!!! http://www.sectual.com/thread-3750.html

39:30 another mention of the movie "Beaches"... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094715/

So this time I looked it up and it's NOT THE MOVIE WITH LEONARDO DICAPRIO. I was thinking of another movie, I think that one is just called "The Beach".

I haven't seen "Beaches" (1988), what the hell is it about?? The synopsis sounds like some melodramatic tripe to me. But anyway hmmm. Interesting.

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 10 - "Abandon All Hope"

I have a confession to make... I look up whether Castiel is in each episode before I watch it. And if he's not, I am legitimately disappointed. Still 100% team Dean though. Swear.

1:22 starting right off with even more homo propaganda, facepalm.

6:00 wow he just wasted 2 bullets.

11:07 oh God please say this isn't the day that Dean finally pity fucks this Jo chick.

Self respect?! What the fuck!? Well I didn't expect that.

13:55 oh wow, reaper gathering thouuughhh!!!

15:09 "Hello, brother"... WHO THE FRIG WAS THAT, OMG?!

16:35 great scene between these two.

19:20 I'd have died fighting for Dean too.

24:50 I'd be like "Can I at least touch your dick before I die?"

25:48 Jo's plan is the shit, deal with it.

28:54 I was hoping he'd do that.

35:03 ROFLMAO. "That's crazy, right?"

39:34 that was a pretty hot fucking scene...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuKKRao32OA

Even though in his own words, Misha is "really fragile" with a "weak constitution" which is in no way attractive on a man ;)

Hey, still plays a great character though.

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 11 - "Sam, Interrupted"

4:56 ROFLMAO he's just telling the truth!!! That's freaking hilarious, I love it!!!

5:46 bwahahahahaha, this is great.

6:23 this episode really feeds my insane asylum sex fantasy.

8:20 they look great in those super sexy robes.

12:17 this shrink chick's pretty hot. This is a super sexy conversation. I'd get it on super hard with Dean in this setting.

13:57 oh hell yeah that's what I'm talkin' about!!! There'd be a whole lotta bangin' goin' on!!!

15:47 OMG no, ewww, ROFLROFL!!!

16:45 "PUDDING!!!" ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLMAOOOOOOOO!!! Oh man. Oh my. That was great.

18:08 a wraith feeding on brains!? In a crazyhouse!? Are crazy people brains tangier than other brains?! It makes sense right?!

20:40 LMFAO a supermodel in a nuthouse, what a conundrum!!!

22:58 whoa so like... does this mean you can act out violently in a nuthouse and there aren't any consequences cuz you're crazy?? That sounds like a lot of fun!!!

25:45 she's obviously the wraith.

28:32 yaaaaaaas, all that anger, so hot, OMG. I think I might be starting to go over to team Sam a little bit.

30:42 LOL, this episode is like not fun anymore.

33:51 so it's HER!!! Wow, I never even suspected!!! But we didn't see her for very long either so it makes sense!!!

35:50 oh COME ON, how are they gonna get out of this one?!

36:26 see, OMG, she's talking about how good 'crazy brains' taste!!!

38:30 OMG these are BAD boys. They're always running from some messy scene, always wanted by the law!!! So sexy!!!

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 12 - "Swap Meat"

Oh, this synopsis sounds fun!!! It's like one of those "Freaky Friday" switching places kinda stories!!!

0:09 ooo, this chick looks like she's dyin' to suck some dick!!!

1:01 ummm, long shot lady, he JUST walked in, why would he want to leave?

1:46 "I would looove to have the sex with you!" ROFLROFLMFAOLOLOL.

8:29 LOL this is a good one.

9:41 LOL this kid is great at acting like Sam. So what is he a witch or something? How did he do this?!

10:30 what the fuck, why did he just throw all the phones away???

13:45 LMFAO he IS a witch!!!

20:58 LOL this guy is kind of adorable!!!

21:56 finally he's starting to suspect something. FFS!!!

22:58 ROFLROFL. "And! I look like THIS!" LMFAOLOLOL.

25:56 OMG what's up with these kids?? This is so creepy.

29:25 Dean's onto it though.

33:44 LOL, great scene.

Not a bad episode. Certainly not one of my faves though.

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 13 - "The Song Remains The Same"

This is supposed to be a pretty iconic episode, I'm stoked.

Hell yeah, angel action right at the start of this episode, I'm so turnt!!!

Michael makes his first embodied debut in this episode apparently. Very exciting!!!

4:18 Castiel is so awesome, fucking love this character.

4:46 you know what I will say this...

The whole "Sam has to die!" or "Dean has to die!" thingy is getting way way way overplayed.

6:54 WTF is with the random giant "Grease" poster?

7:07 a reference to Glenn Close/the bunny boiler Fatal Attraction scene. Hmmm. Very strange shit so far.

9:10 God I would go ANYWHERE with Castiel.

16:12 holy shit.

16:08 LOL. LOL. Their mom is such a badass!

18:28 LOL shit'll never be the same between them again!

20:37 this dude playing the young version of their dad is hot as fuckkkk. Matt Cohen: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1959563

29:09 I can't believe they would be telling her to leave him!!!

29:45 oh shit it's an angel showdown.

31:30 OMG SHE JUST KILLED SAM.

31:30 OMG IS THIS MICHAEL COMING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

32:02 OMG IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude I'm team archangel all the way. HARDCORE.

32:52 Michael is definitely the best angel... better than Castiel, but we never get to see him basically ever in the show, so Castiel is all we really have to be excited about on the angel front. Apparently Dean turns into Michael in like season 13 or something, like a hundred million years from now.

33:39 they're talking about bloodlines as it pertains to angelic vessels... reminds me of this: http://www.sectual.com/thread-358-post-7...l#pid75880

35:50 they're actually talking some pretty deep shit in this episode... this is about the deepest shit they've talked yet. But it's still TV lite.

So yeah, I dig Michael the most of the angels, and this dude IS super hot BUT... I'd prefer him to wear Dean. And I'm salty that it's so many seasons from now.

38:54 I totally wanna see Lucifer Sam and Michael Dean in the same room together, getting along and just hanging out.

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 14 - "My Bloody Valentine"

So Jensen Ackles was in the 2009 3D remake of My Bloody Valentine: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179891

I guess this episode is a nod to that. Synopsis sounds pretty cheeseball, but it's got Castiel in it so.

0:56 love is so retarded, I honestly hate it.

1:23 I can't believe people go around just willy-nilly kissing each other, it's so nasty and weird. Like what the fuck is kissing even?? It's so dumb.

2:13 ooo, OMG. This is turning... dark. I meeean. Wow, I didn't expect this! Damn though!

2:47 OMG this is sooo fuckin' disturbing yo. The best Valentine's Day themed episode of any show I've ever fuckin' seen, that's for sure!

9:58 ROFLROFL. Fucking Castiel... so damn fucking great. Truly.

13:22 "This is their handshake." "I don't like it!" "No one likes it." AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH.

20:48 ah so it's FAMINE!!!

21:38 whoa, Famine is old as shit!!!

25:56 uh oh, Sam's lust for demon blood is crippling under the effects of Famine!!! He looks so hot when he's jonesing!!!

30:36 to Sam right now, those demons JUST look delicious. They're fucked. OMG, fucked fucked fucked.

30:51 oh God fuck yes Sammy you get that fucking demon blood baby, God yes, guzzle it down.

31:05 OMG FUCK what ANYONE says, I LOVE demon blood hopped up Sam, he is the best Sam.

33:27 second Cocoa Puffs reference/placement.

38:17 alrighty so how about a medal for Sam? Anybody?

Oh nah. We gotta lock him up instead.

Facepalm. I think it's so dumb they fight against it.

He really should be praised for being so powerful.

Sam saves the day and this is the thanks he gets??

Shameful. Hopefully they see the light eventually and let Sam enjoy his demon blood in peace.

40:26 say yes to Michael, bitch!

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 15 - "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"

OMG it's storming in this episode and it's storming IRL here OMG that's so weird though!!!

1:27 OMG look at that crotch hole in those pants though, so sexy!!!

1:56 you just let it in, dumbass!!!

3:42 yeah I disagree, you totally can give yourself your own nickname.

I mean let's face it, demon blood hopped up Sam is the most badass character in this show. Easily. It sucks that they don't just let him shine in all his glory.

13:01 Bobby singer is a great character even in a wheelchair. Oh shit, Bobby's got his wife back... that's why he doesn't wanna end the zombie thingy.

I'm sorry but the zombies look a lil pekid. I'd be letting them go back to their dirt naps.

18:04 sorry Bobby, no can do.

21:23 HELL YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23:01 "Yeah I'm gonna regret this." ROFLROFLMAO OMG GROSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty decent episode.

So apparently on THIS TIMELINE, Danneel Harris and Jensen Ackles DIDN'T meet whilst filming Supernatural...

Yet, FOR YEARS, on the timeline I just came from, they ABSOLUTELY met on that show after Danneel had guest starred in a handful of 2009-2010 episodes.

I never even WATCHED the show, but I knew about this. It was this whole big thing that they'd met on Supernatural and got married. Everybody was buzzing over it.

This kind of shit blows my fucking mind, TOTAL Mandela Effect...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-6574.html

http://www.sectual.com/thread-6575.html

They met in like late 2009 on Supernatural and in 2010 they dated, and in 2011 they got married.

But apparently that just isn't true now.

Apparently they'd been dating for years after having met probably from filming other TV shows, yet nobody seems to know HOW they met or how long they've known each other.

Does that mean their marriage isn't contracted? No, it probably is... most hollywood marriages ARE contracted. But as far as being tied to Supernatural, apparently it's not. Jared's is. But apparently Jensen's marriage isn't.

Jared's marriage to Genevieve Cortese is totally tied to Supernatural though and they dated for like a year tops before they got married. Who does that? Hollywoodtards, that's who. LOL.

But anyway...

Jared and his wife are way better suited to each other than Jensen and his wife. No idea why Danneel and Jensen were paired, but there must have been something sweet in the deal for them.

(07-04-2019, 04:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Jared and his wife are way better suited to each other than Jensen and his wife.

And Jared/Genevieve are lucky because a lot of times these contracted marriages aren't paired very well at all as it pertains to ACTUAL compatibility between the two people.

Kind of like Prince William and Kate, they were VERY well paired, great compatibility. For them the arranged marriage isn't so bad, because they at least fit together in a lot of ways. Whereas, Prince Harry and Meghan, terrible pairing, absolutely minimal compatibility, and Harry really got the shit end of the stick. More reading on that here: http://www.sectual.com/thread-6050.html

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 16 - "Dark Side Of The Moon"

Oooh, this one sounds good. The synopsis says Sam/Dean are shot by hunters and go to heaven.

2:29 muwahahaha, I love how much faith Dean has now... he KNOWS he's coming back!!! It's fucking badass.

3:35 this is sooo weird, they've got a box of fireworks, and TODAY is the 4th of July. But this episode came out in April 2010. SHOOK THOUUUGHHH!!!

3:55 OMG Dean just said this memory is from the 4th of July, 1996... WHAT THE FUUUUCKKKKK.

CURRENTLY SHOOKER THAN SHOOK.

6:40 I love that, for Dean it's a road... it'd totally be a road for me too.

17:35 LOL you can't even take other people to heaven with you without 'em making it hell for you... facepalm.

20:07 OMG IT'S ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahaha niiice, he was a fucking GREAT character.

21:34 I like their explanation of heaven... it's nice.

23:00 really interesting concept about dying a lot and getting brain wiped. Reminds me of the theory that we die all the time, but we don't realize it because we timeline jump into a reality where we're not dead. I don't have any personal opinions about this theory. But I just think it's interesting.

24:46 "I'm cool with it!" ROFLROFLROFLROFL. Such a great character.

27:29 ROFLMAO, so funny.

37:54 OMG IT'S CASTIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(LOL I just like saying that.)

39:50 whuhuhuhooooaaaah, somebody's not gettin' laid tonight!!! Don't even ask, buddy!!!

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 17 - "99 Problems"

7:06 LMFAOOOOOO @ CASTIEL'S VOICEMAIL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:56 this dude's pretty hot... wonder what he's planning though.

Aw. Fuck. He went down fast.

14:14 wait, wut.

24:13 LOL they've all gone full retard. Besides the presence of Castiel, this episode is a drag.

29:19 see what I mean?? Castiel just makes everything less suck.

31:00 BWAHAHAHAHAHA what a line, hot damn!!!



31:34 LMFAO @ everyone just going along with it. Think for yourselves you fuckin' cretins!

36:32 where's Dean going??

Who the heck is this chick?

Is that the chick with the son?

Ugh, it IS her. She's always so weirded out and stand-offish. Like how would you not just grab Dean and suck his bones clean if he showed up at your door? Act like a normal human, my God!

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 18 - "Point Of No Return"

4:00 LOL Dean's being so Pisces right here, like... where did they get off making him an Aqua??

5:30 they just need to say yes to their respective angels and get this show on the road.

9:40 I wouldn't mind gettin' taken out by Castiel, he looks pretty good on top!!!

11:24 THIS dude's gonna play Michael? Fuckin' really?? Not saying he's not an okay enough actor but... meh. We need someone truly satisfying to play Michael. I don't know if Jensen can even do it... and unfortunately we don't get to find out for like 7 more seasons.

17:54 LMFAOOOO... what the fuck is going on between Dean and Castiel?!?!?!? Did I miss something?!

25:13 oooOoOooooOooooo Castiel kickin' Dean's ass, this is pretty hot!!!!!

32:00 jeez, so harsh... the dudes are really giving one another the shaft recently.

33:40 whoa, what the hell just happened?!?!? OMG he carved it into his own chest?! WTF!!!

34:46 oh come on, as if he could just walk in like that.

37:00 YAAAAAAS FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

38:13 hell yeah muhwahahahaha, he just SPENT that angelic bastard!!!

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 19 - "Hammer Of The Gods"

9:51 Mercury?? Hmmm.

14:13 "DON'T MOCK MY WORLD TURTLE!" ROFLROFLROFL.

15:18 LOL I love this guy who plays the Trickster/Gabriel. He further solidifies my theory that these actors aren't really acting, they're just being themselves.

18:36 OooOoooOooo Kali's a hottie!

23:20 racist propaganda against westerners.

31:02 "Luci! I'm home!" ROFLROFLROFL OMGGGGGGGG. I've been wanting to call him Luci this whole time!!! ROFL!!! This Gabriel guy is the shit.

Gotta say this portrayal of Lucifer is less than great. It's sort of lackluster. It's no fault of the actor dude, it's just... not powerful enough.

Nothing tops Sam when he's under the influence of demon blood!

38:35 this is for sure the nastiest scene I've ever seen in any show ever. Well maybe not EVER, but... it's close.

Supernatural - Season 5, Episode 20 - "The Devil You Know"

1:14 I guess this must have been back in the swine flu scare... piggie fever. At least they made the vaccine look like shit.

9:34 I am BARELY watching this episode. NGL.

19:13 who the hell is this fuckin' guy?? I should have been paying attention, LMAO.