Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[user213]

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[user213]

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[superZane]

I want all of you to apoligize to my halfbreed woman. Thats my queen and she dont take kindly to trash talk.We are deeply in love and cherish one another. Too bad so many here are jealous of our fixerupper talents. Haha ...we as a couple feed off your negative comments and its just making us stronger everyday . As for that nasty old wife back in texas she wishes to relive the good old times , Zane dont play that game ...its a new chapter in my life and so I tossed out the garbage

[Mister Obvious]

I get the impression that his feet smell no matter what he does...

How are you supposed to fix that? Some people have that problem!

[Guest]

That’s a different “Beau” - car dealer dude.
Hope you don’t mind me clearing up some of the little details. Not trying to harsh the vibe at all. Just wanted to clarify that for the little trolls who would turn it into “Cal bought them the van, is funding the trip and building them a new home with a pool while they’re away”
:-)
Carry on!

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Ah man this thread is gold.

[Mister Obvious]

It’s not my favorite thread, but it’s in the top 5.

[Dink Beaver]

Me an trix are renovating a greyhound bus and living every cotton pickin minute of it

[Guest]

Yay!!! This thread is bringing the drama! There might be some juice in this lemon yet!!!

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Clif High: One of the greatest minds of our time...

Schizophrenia

Save the babybatter! Sperm freezing needs to happen NOW, on a wide scale...

Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

Krista Raisa & Arcturus Ra (Da Germ)

Hmmm, I guess this thread is just in the top 10.

[Mister Obvious]

So here's a fact...

Most people who fantasize about tiny home dwelling and living in a van ARE WOMEN...

Because most men are smart enough to know that living in a van SUCKS.

The men don't do it cuz they WANNA, 9 times out of 10, they do it cuz they GOTTA.

It's WOMEN who are sitting around in retard land thinking it'd be GREAT TO LIVE IN A FUCKING VAN.

#hardtruths

The audience you're pandering to is WOMEN.

So putting a WOMAN in the THUMBNAIL is NOT YOUR MEAL TICKET.

You put a SMILING ZANE in the thumbnail if you want to pander to your ACTUAL TARGET AUDIENCE.

Women either want to see a woman THEY WANT TO BE in thumbnail, or they want to see a HOTASS DUDE.

And actually? MOST WOMEN would want to see a NICE CUTESY DECORATED SPACE in the thumbnail more than they would wanna see THE BEST LOOKING WOMAN OR A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE MAN.

But you know what, I fucking digress, cuz idiots gonna idiot.

So about this video and what's apparent to me just by looking at the thumbnail...

Looks like they've selected one of those God awful folding "mattresses" as their main bedding, fucking LOOOOL!!!

I guess athletic people don't need comfortable beds... and hell, we all know Zane slept under prickly bushes for like a year so he OBVIOUSLY doesn't need an even remotely comfortable place to sleep.

The video starts off with Priss talking, automatically deduct 2.5 stars for this heinous atrocity.

Just shoot me in the fucking face with a 19 million volt stun gun. I'm waiting. Fucking deliver me.

0:42 yes, that's right, Priss. It's a CUSHION. It's not a mattress, it's not a suitable sleeping apparatus. It SUCKS and you're gonna find that out... unless again, you body builder fucks don't ACTUALLY need to be comfortable because you're fucking gods among men or whatever kinda stupid shit.

THE BED and the COMFORT THEREOF is the MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT of VEHICULAR DWELLING.

YOUR VEHICLE IS A GIANT BED. THAT'S ALL IT IS. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE VEHICLE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THE FUCKING VEHICLE AND BE OUTSIDE.

The vehicle is for SLEEPING IN AND STORING MINIMAL BELONGINGS and SUPPLIES. PERIOD.

God I fucking despise normies and how they fuck up absolutely fucking everything.

2:40 oh yeah it's so badass, and a coffee can is 1/8th that size... (((Sarcastic slow clap)))

I mean... WHY is the "EMERGENCY" toilet the size of a FUCKING BUCKET?? What're you gonna hoard your cat litter encrusted shit for days and days?? YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING KEEP IT IN THERE. YOU DON'T NEED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BUCKET.

2:58 if you're gonna BURY IT, you don't NEED BAGS.

The lengths Zane is going to in order to brainwash Priss into being minimally comfortable with this... LOL. If only she was more exciting and interesting... but if she was then she'd probably be swift enough to nail Zane's balls to an ironing board and leave him to his own devices while she ran like hell from this situation.

4:54 - 5:06 I once heard a man respond to his six year old daughter in this exact way.

5:36 what the actual pure and total fuck point is there in putting sheets over the seats?? Like I'd understand if it was to protect the actual seat, but no, it's just cuz Priss doesn't like the perfectly acceptible color that the chairs already are. *wank... wank wank wank wank*



But no babe go ahead OMG awe that's a great idea how cute isn't she so cute you guys how cute OMG so cute isn't she just the cutest thing you've ever seen OMG so cute...



6:08 you know how else you can have a mosquito free situation going on? Get a fucking MOSQUITO TENT AND SIT YOUR SORRY ASS OUTSIDE.

Look I get it...

Zane used to be FUCKINGGG HOMELESS. I GET IT. I fucking get it... okay? Life With Priss: It's Better Than Being Homeless.

Fine. You know what, FINE.

8:02 I don't think Zane was even capable of yawning before life with Priss... *remembers Zane's past life, shirtless in front of a beautiful desert backdrop, shaking a jug of rotten fruit juice "hooch"*

OMG THE SALVATION ARMY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR PRISS.

8:34 darn that ol' Cal Sherpa, talking sense and whatnot.

10:23 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAH.

Dude... Priss is like 4'10" and she can't even stretch out on that fucking "bed" ROFLMAO, wow. You guys, GREAT job totally glossing over the most important part of a vehicular dwelling. You couldn't have done better if you tried.

<3

10:50 LMFAOOO you can tell he fuckinggg hates watching that shit bwahahahaha. Oh Zane. Hon.

[Mister Obvious]

Me an trix are renovating a greyhound bus and living every cotton pickin minute of it

Kenny's taste in music is fire.

Take notes, losers.

[Guest]

Great point about who watches van life videos. There are easier ways to watch cute girls than van life.

[Mister Obvious]

Why the fuck haven’t there been any new videos??

*whipcrack*

[Mister Obvious]

We FINALLY get an update video and it's...



This??



O...kaaay.

0:24 that looks like the fast track to Diarrhea City.

I hope they know what they're doing, LMFAOOOOOOmg...



If Priss needs her protein, she's better off just learning to swallow.

0:35 gotta give Priss props for wearing her #1 credo in life across her chest on what is quite apparently her favorite t-shirt.

1:30 God, you know, Zane really needs to show some chest, wouldn't you guys agree like...

Those stuffy tight necked t-shirts really do nothing for him. This normie clothing does not look right on him at all. It just looks like he's living a lie when he wears this kinda shit.

4:45 geez it's so clear Zane is talking to such a lesser being here I mean my God I dunno how he lives this way, and the thing about it is...

If he just likes to be with super dumb chicks because it makes him feel powerful or they're easy to control or whatever, isn't that kinda lazy of him?? Like doesn't that in turn dumb him down and totally diminish his ACTUAL abilities quite a bit?? Or is this like, Zane's way of taking a vacation? It's a mental and emotional vacation of epic and biblical proportions in its own sleepy right.

5:21 you couldn't pay me enough to eat that shit once they're done. You could literally hand me a jar along with a check for $1,000,000... you'd be met with a blank stare and I'd sharply turn and walk away from you.



Are we there yet?

[Mister Obvious]

12:13 is it just me or like...

Is there a bit of give in those lids that Zane OBVIOUSLY notices and thinks about but says absolutely nothing about and to the contrary states that the lids are tight??

Hey listen, maybe I'm low key salty since I DID get food poisoning the other day from some shit at a pot luck but...

Uhhh. No just no just not really just not at all. Ixnay on the arbacoabay.

[Guest]

I cannot believe a slut like annie who eats out of cans . who still eats baby food and is currently enjoying questionable personal hygiege has the tamarity to criticize healthy home cooked food
Dude, watching you eat cold beans out the can really triggered my gag reflex, i had to avert my eyes

[Mister Obvious]

KEEP AVERTING THOSE EYES BITCH!!!!!!!!!!