Onision (Greg/UhOhBro/OnisionSpeaks)

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Hmmm, check it out...

https://i.imgur.com/HXtCmg5.png

Interesting tidbits there...

Could explain why Greg is so fucked up.

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Info about Greg's Sicesca cult/religion...

http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=Sicesca

I find his use of the "~" tilde character interesting.

Some of the info on there are just Greg's reiterations of general universal truths.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyh2VQZGojE

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Chris Handsome...

Our hero.

1:12 I like how this Vincent guy just hangs out in the background. At first I didn't know WTF to think about him, and then I started diggin' it. He's the moderator. He never talks. Thank God! Such a perfect character.

1:57 man it's so clear now why Greg has made all these videos about these various topics aimed at young people... deeply disturbing.

He uses this seeming "care" for people as a way to gain trust... when really, he's targeting kids who are having a hard time and may be more vulnerable than even your typical incredibly impressionable and naive young person. Reprehensible.

2:50 and it's interesting because with these pointed questions, Chris Hansen is trying to highlight that fact.

3:55 like how the fuck old is this chick even now?? She looks like 15 or something.

6:06 I can't believe Lainey was telling ~15 year old girls they're "hot" etc. Who the fuck does that as an adult, a VERY public and popular internet personality adult no less?? Screws loose much???

Commenting someone's "pretty" or "beautiful" on Instagram or something, fine. But I try not to follow pages of even mega "social media famous" models if they aren't obviously adults. I dunno, the whole thing is just crazy to me. Like... no common sense whatsoever, but worse, it's totally calculated on the part of Lainey/Greg.

6:50 period.

7:03 she's pretty smart though.

7:17 oh she's 22, lol.

7:46 the manipulative things these people do to these girls... it's just so depraved.

9:10 Chris is such an incredible pro.

10:45 so Lainey got on Skype topless with a 15/16 year old? k. Got it.

Yikes. Like... what the fuck?? Who does that?? So calculating... Lainey is definitely guilty here, I'm sorry but she is.

12:35 it sounds like Lainey was trying to gauge the compatibility of Sarah and Regina by having a group chat with them... all for (ultimately) Greg's enjoyment.

15:31 Lainey soliciting nudes from a 16 year old.

21:08 Lainey and Greg weren't even married at the time wow... this has been going on for sooooo long.

22:28 she really thinks about the questions and I like that.

23:35 undoubtedly due to Greg's mental/emotional abuse. So Lainey would have a Greg induced meltdown, then Greg would step in and contact whatever girl Lainey was chatting up to "see if everything's okay, because Lainey's in the other room crying"... facepalm. Just the same sort of tactic as telling each of the girls (including Lainey) independently that one of them was mad at the other, when really he just made it all up... or Lainey was complicit in the manipulation (just as likely).

23:42 lmfao Tic Tacs, you can just hear Chris Hansen's thoughts right now.

34:20 LOL I feel like Chris doesn't know anything about message boards... come, let me christen you.

41:22 Chris Hansen's voice lulls me into total peace.

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2:00 it's sad how much Lainey wanted Greg, and now, what things have become...

I dunno, you really just gotta be careful what you wish for.

6:55 it really seems like a super hardcore destiny/karma kinda thing going on for Lainey as it relates to Greg. Very bizarre... really makes you think.

10:30 I agree with Repzion.

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15:37 interesting... I've seen this guy's readings before. 16:08.

20:12 maybe Lainey did some fucked up shit to Greg in their past lives and that's why Greg's all fucked up and now she's here to take the fall for Greg because it's all karma.

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Not like that matters with regards to everyday life, and the law and whatever... lmfao. It's not even speculation, it's literally cockamamie BS... I get that. But it's interesting to consider nonetheless. It absolutely is. It could explain why Lainey pursued Greg with everything she had until she finally got in this position with him.

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It's all so clear now...

It's unbelievable they got away with this for so long.

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*screams*

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1:12 that's one of the greatest things anyone has ever put on YouTube... who even thinks of doing something like that? A stroke of sheer genius and nothing less.

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Could you imagine being married to this piece of SHIT??

And birthing his CHILDREN no less?? Wowwww.

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4:45 from a reverse psychology standpoint, this just lends credence to the idea that Greg is a fucking rapist.

Especially the part about encouraging chicks not to dress down in order to avoid rape.

He WANTS to attract people who have been victimized particularly sexually or in other violent ways.

I dunno, it's just so eerie that Lainey has 'boyfied' herself in a similar "dress down" attempt in order to be less attractive to Greg.

6:40 to me it's pretty clear that Greg him himself was raped at some point... which sucks but, he's gone on to become an abuser himself and he's just reprehensible at this point.

Greg "Rape Expert" Jackson.

1:13:09 fucking wow... these people are sick, lying scum.

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LOL, Frankie went there...

[somethingelseishere]

I really only keep clicking on this thread to see if an arrest has been
made or a body found. Either way, I'm good.

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lolol

Well this has definitely been the most scandalous time in Greg's life...

He's never gotten this much attention before, I'm sure he loves it.

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I wish I could marry Chris Hansen. Today.

I can tell he finds it challenging to listen to this guy, and I have to say I find it challenging too.

I don't know why that is... it's not as if he doesn't make sense, it just loses your attention.

You'd have to have a really set list of questions to make use of the interview with this guy and keep you awake.

14:30 Rag's response to that one was good though.

15:15 Chris's usual tactics don't work perfectly with this guy like they do with everyone else and it's because Rag talks too much and tries to dominate a little bit.

Sigh...

Chris tries to maintain his boundary and keep it strong, and he's GOTTA keep doing that. He needs to be the one in control and shouldn't be talking to people who are gonna try to dominate. And especially not someone like Rag who is... well spoken of course, but goes on and on and loses your focus.

18:28 see Chris has a set list of questions and PURPOSE to his discussions, and people from 'internet culture' who try to come on and steer it with the 'internet attitude' are... just sort of a lot of attention and work in the moment.

18:30 of course Greg fucking had contact with the kids, it's called a PRIVATE MESSAGING SYSTEM. Is Rag gonna bring up this point?? Not a great guest.

19:50 Chris isn't liking this guy and I gotta admit I'm not either, not sure why he's on this show. Seems like he might have claimed to know more than he really does or something.

22:38 see he just talks way too much. I mean, no offense man, I'm just saying. I'm sure I've done the same kinda stuff. But yeah, talks too much.

23:44 - 24:06 roflroflrofl <3 So funny.

24:40 roflroflrofl omfg lmfaooo... Cas!o was on the Onision forums! Bahahahahaha that guy is SUCH a fucking CREEP. I won't even type his name, that's how bad he is. Yiiikes.

See like... as a high ruler of the forum universe, I know all about every aspect of WTF Rag is talking about, but I feel like Chris isn't very familiar with forums, so I feel sorta bad for him because I bet he's sorta lost in this convo.

He's got his questions sheet though, so I think he can handle it, but this SPECIFIC interview is going to make him rethink things.

31:30 at this point Chris seems to have just sort of accepted his plight with this guy he's interviewing, I mean it is what it is and it can't be anything different. Now he just has to get through it.

Skye needs to come on for an interview.

33:10 *cringe*

34:50 lmfao Chris is like "Dear God, what kind of dark underbelly is this?"

35:50 I think Chris has developed a decent feel for Rag at this point, certainly not digging it but trying his best and most pro to deal with it.

50:20 LOL he's by far the least fun person who's been on Chris's show yet. Again, no offense, he's smart or whatever, it is what it is. But yeah... not interesting.

I'm sure he'll be very successful in life with his oratory skills though, so good on him and whatnot. He reminds me of that other dude with the accent who sounds smart and talks a lot. The one that people were all mad at like a year or two ago and stuff.

Anyways... love you Chris Hansen!

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Chris Handsome.

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Sometimes I accidentally type Christ.

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Just keeping it 100%.