The Wuhan Coronavirus
It's so weird how people start yelling a bunch of questions...

Like they're gonna get answered, lmao I mean what the fuck.

Just shut the fuck up...

That's a huge request I've had of a lot of people on a lot of levels lately.
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Why does this scarf lady always look like she wants to jump Pence's dick while Fauci films with an iPhone 11?
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Churches to offer childcare to healthcare workers...

Interesting.
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"Buy your weekly needs in groceries"...

LOL.

Naaah, I'm good.

Thanks though man.
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Dancing Banana 
Admiral Brett P. Giroir, M.D.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c..._USPHS.jpg

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Did you see the Surgeon General laserbeam eyes on that guy in the audience who's coughing/sneezing, ROFLMFAO.
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Admiral doesn't sound like I expected him to, but I'd still let him fuck my body.
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I dunno about you, but I wanna see Ms. Pretty's whole scarf collection.
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Somebody needs to tackle that dude who's coughing...
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The "pod system" of FEMA???

Fuckin' really?

You mean like the pods in Invasion of the Bodysnatchers?
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So the Admiral's a doctor huh??

I've got something he can do surgery on!!!

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No, seriously.

Help me.
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I honestly can't focus on a single fucking word Giroir is saying.
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If they're making this whole virus thingy up, they really have gone balls deep into the details, that's for sure.
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"This is not make-believe. This is not fantasy."

Strange timing there, Admiral.

But yeah he's saying you're about to see FEMA in your local area.
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OT, but I low key wanna stroke the Surgeon General's perfectly bald head.
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That is a shiny as fuck bald head right there.
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So scarf lady is basically like a real life Hot Lips Houlihan?

Got it.
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Did Admiral just check out her ass?
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She's talking about pipettes.

I have lots of pipettes.

I bought them so I can fulfill my self-insemination fantasy someday...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-9965.html
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Fauci looks like he's tired of being everybody's looked over lil shortcake bitch.

I recognize those feels!
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