Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

[Mister Obvious]

And who's gonna tell him not to do any of this?

Who's REALLY gonna take a stand right up to him and tell him not to be a total idiot?

No one.

Let's hope he actually is smart.

Cuz if he's not...

He could go down in history in a really really bad way, instead of a really really good way.

[Mister Obvious]

At this point I'd be extremely suspicious of anyone coming into either of their lives...

He's got world/government leaders' heads turning these days...

Very serious position he's in...

He shouldn't be bullshitting around.

Not saying he can never have fun again...

But man oh man is he walking a tight rope.

I have like no faith in his ability not to fuck this up, and I really just hope he doesn't do Grimes wrong.

[Guest]

This analysis is more entertaining than the actual vanity fair article...you're right it would be a crime to mess with Grimes, she seems like a good egg haha

[Mister Obvious]

So here's the thing...

And mostly everything I'm about to say here, I've actually seen be true in REAL LIFE, I didn't just read it in a book or hear someone else say it, I've seen actual examples in people...

Elon is a Cancer on the western zodiac. That means that he basically feels like sex is MEANT for making babies, and that's about it. That isn't to say he doesn't enjoy it, or that he doesn't enjoy expressing himself that way, sure he does. But deep down inside, his drive and focus is PROCREATIN'.

He's also a Pig on the Chinese zodiac. Pig males are known for having this weird "impregnate EVERYONE" fetish. It's something they feel inside is their life's calling on some level... like, not as a mainstay, but definitely always on the back burner somewhere.

I personally think his intention is ALWAYS reproduction.

That means that if he's gallivanting around with all these bitches who aren't Grimes...

He doesn't REALLY love Grimes, he just wants them ALL to have his babies.

That's my interpretation, if that's the case... and I'm sorry, but I am saying this because I really have had personal experience with it. It needed to be said.

Now, does it mean Elon is a bad feller? No, not if you're just his friend. But if you're supposed to be his lover or have serious feelings involved... then yeah, to you, he's probably gonna suck.

He probably doesn't love anybody and this REALLY IS just a huge "knock 'em up" campaign that he wants to go on.

Maybe the 50s are the age for men that is equivalent to the 30-40 age bracket for (usually childless) women, where their reproductive window is closing so they try to have sex as much as possible in a subconscious effort to get knocked up.

That's just a theory though, so I will close out this post since I went off the beaten path and started talking about some shit that is just existential speculation.

[Mister Obvious]

It's just kinda weird how Elon went from "Amber Heard won't cuddle me to sleep every night" to "Grimes and I are living in separate houses while I'm flying other chicks around in my jet"...

Just a bit of a jump.

But it does sort of suggest that the "scheduling differences" excuse for his breakup with Amber Heard had to be bullshit, not that we didn't all suspect that anyways.

Either that, or Grimes changed Elon somehow and made him more open to the idea of a relationship with a lot of freedom.

It definitely doesn't go along with his Cancerian traits, but it IS totally in line with his Pig male traits. So because of this strange dichotomy, I can't say for sure what I think happened.

Now, Claire is a Pisces Dragon. Since Pisces is a VERY romantic, 'deep waters of love' kinda sign, I find it a tad hard to believe she REALLY wants this kind of super stand-offish relationship, but I will be very honest that there is a lot I don't understand about Pisces. I do know that they are serious lovers though... usually pretty devoted. And it appears Claire IS devoted, on her end. Again, she's not the one out and about with other men. Dragon is also a sign of fierce loyalty. So. I dunno. I find it hard to believe it was all Claire's idea.

Maybe more so than it being an 'idea', it was more of a legitimate soul-deep need on the part of Grimes, to have this level of freedom in a relationship. It's very much a millennial trait. I can completely relate. But what I can't do is get behind Elon going around knocking other people up.

Hell no.

He may be rich, but every kid is a financial dependent that is taking food out of the mouths of Grimes' children. Period. That is the most innate, instinctual way to look at it, and it's true no matter what Elon's bank account or social standing looks like.

[Mister Obvious]

Because when you're a sperm donor, you don't pay child support. Hello?

When you're just going around slippin' the dick to all kinds of bitches PERSONALLY and knocking them up...

That's a child support situation.

It's quite possible that Elon has let it all go to his head...

It's possible that he's already slid over the edge of crazy and is on a straight trajectory to a cringe entry in the pages of history.

His story could end up being more of a cautionary tale rather than the super cool "We can ALL go to space because Elon" situation that he could have had like 100 years from now.

[Mister Obvious]

It's important to note that the Pig males with the "impregnate EVERYONE" fantasy don't believe in artificial insemination...

They really do want to deliver every load themselves.

That's not to say they wouldn't settle for the sperm donor/artificial insemination angle...

But it's not their preference.

[zenba]

I READ GRIMES IS DATING FEDERALI TRANNY CHELSEA MANNING

HOW MUST IT FEEL FOR YOUR EX TO MOVE ON TO SUCH A CREATURE?

[Mister Obvious]

It's important to note that the Pig males with the "impregnate EVERYONE" fantasy don't believe in artificial insemination...

Obviously he DID go for the insemination approach, since they had a surrogate...

Unless he boffed her himself.

Which would mean her own egg was used rather than Grimes', and I can't see Grimes going for that.

So, one time is a pattern. Since Elon went for the in vitro approach, it means he's open to it in the future.

But I can totally feel that "impregnate EVERYONE, PERSONALLY" part of Elon crying and whining about the fact the he wishes he could do it all himself.

If he wants to spare his reputation... he won't do it.

What he SHOULD do is pioneer the Genius Sperm Bank and provide his own seed that can be utilized by women all over the world.

That's weird enough and unique enough to have ZERO set precedent for reactions out of the public.

But hoing around with lots of women and knocking them up, ghetto style? That's as old as time itself, and nobody ACTUALLY respects men who do that.

ESPECIALLY men with A LOT of influence, A LOT of money, and A LOT of power.

Those kind of terrible decisions are what RUINS men like that, in their personal lives, and in their public lives.

He needs to take the right approach and slam the brakes on any stupid mistakes that might be in the making in his personal life right now.

[Mister Obvious]

I READ GRIMES IS DATING FEDERALI TRANNY CHELSEA MANNING

HOW MUST IT FEEL FOR YOUR EX TO MOVE ON TO SUCH A CREATURE?

I was hoping this was a fucking joke, but I Google'd it...



So first of all, thanks I guess, to zenba and the Guest bro who made the thread about Grimes/surrogate baby that I never would have found out about otherwise because I don't read the news...

But wow.

I'm gonna need a moment.

[Mister Obvious]

I just can't even.

[Mister Obvious]

So here's what I'm concerned about...

The surrogate.

You know how they're trying to make it possible for dudes to incubate babies, cutting them out via c-section once they're ready?

They're going for a weird future where people don't even give birth to their own kids anymore, but let's just put that topic on the shelf for a second...

They're trying to head us toward babies grown in pods.

What if Grimes/Elon's surrogate was a vat, or worse, A MAN?

[zenba]

DO YOU THINK THE MUSK IS TRYNA SCORE A 3SOME WITH THAT FEDERALI TRANNY?

DOES SHE-LON WANT SOME SHENIS IN SHER SHUTT?

[Mister Obvious]

What if Grimes/Elon's surrogate was a vat, or worse, A MAN?

Like, what if it wasn't even a CHICK?

Cuz we're talking about the richest man in the world here...

I keep saying that, but it's an important point to stress because it means he can AFFORD the most sci-fi shit out there...

Even things the general public has never heard of before.

Heck, they could even introduce it to the public via these little stunts.

I'm guessing there's a catch...

I'm guessing there's more to this situation than the safe, classic gestational surrogate approach...

I'm guessing they're gonna confess to some really weird shit here.

I HOPE not.

But I'm starting to suspect, at this point.

[Mister Obvious]

DO YOU THINK THE MUSK IS TRYNA SCORE A 3SOME WITH THAT FEDERALI TRANNY?

This is what I mean about agents trying to get into Grimes/Elon's lives by any means possible, for the sake of undermining/destroying their reputations...

At best.

[Mister Obvious]

Grimes is definitely not smart enough to avoid agents (no offense)...

But there's a hope that Elon COULD be.

This is why sticking together is of paramount importance...

This kinda stuff is exactly why the 'one partner'/marriage model was invented and favored.

I'm just saying.

[Mister Obvious]

Although the story said she and Musk were in a "fluid" relationship, she clarified Thursday that they had since broken up again.

https://pagesix.com/2022/03/11/grimes-da...sk-breakup

Whoa, slow down there...

Everybody's gonna get fucking motion sickness from all the on again off again bullshit you guys are pulling.

Maybe they broke up AFTER she spilled the beans in that article??

How confusing and retarded.

I feel like maybe Grimes didn't understand they actually totally were just broken up the ENTIRE time, and maybe Elon flying around with Natalie made that kinda... obvious.

Maybe Claire is just as confused as everyone else about what the hell her relationship with Elon really is.

Because think about it, if he just keeps pestering her for progeny and keeps seeking to get them by any means necessary...

It WOULD be confusing. You WOULD think you meant a lot to somebody if they wanted your children etc.

But something eerie washes over me, and I suddenly remember that every man I ever wanted to reproduce with...

I never wanted the man himself. I only wanted his babychildren.

Oh my God.

What if it's the same for Elon?

[Mister Obvious]

But something eerie washes over me, and I suddenly remember that every man I ever wanted to reproduce with...

I never wanted the man himself. I only wanted his babychildren.

So let me explain...

There have only been a few times this happened...

But when I like DESPERATELY wanted a man's children...

It was because he had TRAITS that I wanted my OFFSPRING to HAVE.

It wasn't because I really "loved" the man himself (although I did at least "like" them all)...

It was because he had specific traits, and I wanted those traits for my children.

For example, high resistance to heat and the ability to withstand undesirable climate conditions, with panache, furthermore.

Or, one other easy example is display of impressive intellect... thus, my whole "Genius Sperm" fetish.

Then there's the simple "good looks" trait where the man is incredibly good looking, and I want the chance for that trait in my offspring.

Sometimes, the desirable trait was a 'nomadic' lifestyle, the display of resilience in situations of uncertainty in survival.

There are all kinds of examples of desirable traits...

But my point is...

What if Elon's the same as me (and I would suspect MANY other people, hell, maybe the whole of humanity) and what if he wants Grimes' progeny because of HER TRAITS??

Because he wants those traits in his offspring??

What if THAT is the reason??

[Mister Obvious]

I wanted the men to give me babybatter, and I wanted them to fuck off.

That's what I wanted.

I didn't want to BE WITH THEM.

Like I said... I liked 'em, heck maybe even kinda loved a few.

But I didn't want to be with them. I just wanted the nut sauce.

And to me, it wasn't even important that we had sex, either...

"I dreamed I was shooting up sperm with a turkey baster"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-9965.html

Sooo yeah, at this juncture, my verdict is that Elon doesn't actually "love" or "want to be with" these women...

He wants their progeny. And Grimes happens to be his favorite, or at least she WAS until she spilled all the beans.

I'll discuss that in another post.

[zenba]

did you ever look into telegony, or female male-microchimerism?