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S9 E35 - "The Other Half"
2:00 it's the same actor playing both the twins... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Kinsolving He died in 1974 from a "sudden respiratory illness" at age 36.
3:27 I thought she was out a little late for shopping too.
6:10 well I'll be, it's a WHO DONE IT MYSTERY! Looks like a man's leg/boot so at least we know that much. Seems like it may have even been a DUDE!
6:40 Ken Curtis had a great voice.
6:50 Kitty looks badass in that hooded black cape.
7:30 damn that guy's gorgeous, he almost looks like a young Christopher Walken. His name is David S. Cass Sr.
8:00 I think his brother did it, TBH.
10:43 ah, of course... it's because there were two of them and only one of her, and she couldn't make a decision between them. Well you know what I think they should have done... *wink, nod*
11:59 lmfao it's a literal love triangle... https://i.imgur.com/w1qEL8V.png
12:52 "It's just that... you were never my favorite."
13:55 "Well... he had the fatter dick, Jay. But I guess yours will do."
18:16 he's pretty hot, he kinda looks like Henry Cavill... https://imgur.com/a/BbMCI2P Then again, maybe I just wish everybody looked like Henry Cavill.
20:40 awwwwkwaaarrrrrddd.
21:36 "I understand. I feel empty inside without your brother too!"
26:18 we're only ~2 seasons away from finding out what he looks like in color... https://i.imgur.com/lyfk02p.png *heart eyes*
44:50 now, if he had told me he'd bought a farm just for me and wanted nothing in the world besides me... I'd have at least sat on his lap for a minute and jiggled around a little bit before telling him "maybe" and having him fuck off. You gotta keep 'em on the line.
49:42 that was a well done zoom out and overall execution of the ending scene.
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S9 E36 - "Journey for Three"
3:57 she's super hot... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggie_Blye https://imgur.com/a/sbFOaF3
15:30 this Adam guy should just leave these two ugly dumbasses behind and take the wagon.
39:27 lmao @ Quint sneaking out of Doc's office like it's his girlfriend's place or something.
41:46 it's sorta dumb because it's Dodge City at 2AM. No one is out and about. He could sleep on any sidewalk and no one would notice, much less behind some random building.
48:00 this is a good lesson to take away from the story, I appreciate them putting it so succinctly too.
49:55 what time is checkout at the Dodge House though??
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06-17-2022, 10:49 PM
That was the season 9 finale, we're precisely halfway through the entire series now.
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S10 E1 - "Blue Heaven"
Just as I anticipated, season 10 brings with it a new intro/opening credits scene.
0:12 whew, I mean, damn baby. Hell yeah. Marshal Dillon lookin' sexier than hell... https://imgur.com/a/rhvXM77 Seems to me like season 12's change to color will necessitate a new opening credits scene too. I guess we'll only be seeing this one for a couple of seasons.
4:50 cowboy bro has great facial structure... https://i.imgur.com/zSzhTS1.png Let's see who he is... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_O%27Connor_(actor) That's hot.
5:23 well I'll be a monkey's uncle... it's Kurt freaking Russell as a KID!!! You know what, I thought he seemed vaguely familiar. He was about 12 here. He was always a good actor. When I saw there was a kid in this episode as an obvious main guest, I rolled my eyes. But now that I know it's Kurt Russell, I'm just kinda tripped out. I don't know if I've ever even seen him in black and white and in such an early role before.
5:50 I can totally tell it's him now, you can recognize the way he moves and talks, wow, this is pretty neat. I'd always heard Kurt Russell started off acting really young but couldn't tell ya anything I'd seen him in during that time in his career. In my early childhood, I remember him from "Overboard" (1987).
10:30 lol, looks like Festus is about to get some of that action he wants so bad!
13:18 from a distance, those chaps look like a righteous pair of bellbottoms!
14:40 Rat Hole Alley?! Is that like the Skid Row of Dodge City!?
15:40 OMG, it IS!!!!!
17:03 oh my Lord man, what in the frigg happened to her?? Is this like... what happens after taking a bunch of opium in the 1870s?? https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/i...-180967673
Dude this episode is hardcore! Why are they letting "Rat Hole Alley" even exist in Dodge?? Isn't Dodge City kinda young for that yet??
17:20 ah that looks like it's gotta be some kinda scar. Nevertheless, that's definitely the opium den of Dodge.
22:28 I think he's gonna try to get himself turned in so the kid can have the reward money.
26:08 seeing Marshal Dillon write makes me wanna bang so hard.
27:55 I can't believe he just left that kid there, he's probably high already.
51:08 lively new ending theme song.
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S10 E2 - "Crooked Mile"
0:12 it makes sense they needed a new opening scene since Dodge City has grown so much in the past 10 years... which has supposedly only been ~3 years in the Gunsmoke universe!?
3:03 oh HELL NO. That guy'd be doornail dead. This George Kennedy guy has played more hateworthy roles than likable ones at this point in the show.
4:38 oh, he's just been makin' her feel real good.
4:48 oh whatever, if Quint was a gross ugly old dude, he'd be marrying his daughter off to him immediately.
7:05 lol, Miss Kitty and Festus are playing some kinda game with matches.
10:20 you know, Quint's had his chances at plenty of fine ladies... why's he so into this one? I think he must like risk and danger... maybe more than he even likes her.
11:08 yeah it does seem a little creepy doesn't it?
11:16 "Don't let anything scare you. You do, and you let it get power over you, and then it can hurt you." I agree with Quint, he has a great philosophy.
11:49 she's as pretty as can be though.
12:20 one thing I love about watching classic TV shows like this is that the women have their natural bodies. This was before the scourge of lip filler and breast implants and all the gross nasty shit people in the entertainment industry do to their bodies these days. There's nothing but natural youthful looking people, even the older ladies who appear on the show are better looking simply because they came before the time of plastic fakery. Breast implants, lip injections, all that kind of nonsense ages a person instantly and just takes something away.
13:30 wait a minute, isn't that the sexyass dude who played the preacher in that other episode tonight?! https://imgur.com/a/1aYotSK
20:05 this scene, rofl! "Mmm!" Iconic.
23:00 Ken Curtis is absolutely gorgeous... his facial expressions are just epic gold. He was so gifted.
30:10 whoa, marriage plans out of Quint Asper!? Holy crap, this is serious. This certainly can't end well. Wonder who's gonna get it!?
33:03 I've got a bush you can beat around, Marshal... *dancing banana*
35:52 the family graveyard is kinda small ain't it?? Shouldn't it be out back or something instead?
37:00 "What are you doin' all duded up?"
41:00 I love Sam the bartender... Glenn Strange. What an epic name!
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S10 E3 - "Old Man"
1:58 "I'm just having a sensual puddlebath. Would you like to join me?"
33:33 damn this is a legit courthouse right here. Is this Dodge?? Does Dodge have a legit courthouse now?!
38:34 [dog barking in distance] Mmmmhmmmm.
41:16 rofl, the look on the horse's face!
46:20 nice lighting in this scene.
49:27 this isn't the first time Long Branch bartenders had to lock a man up in jail, pretty sure they did it on another episode too.
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S10 E4 - "The Violators"
1:02 oh this saloon girl is mega cute, I hope she's gonna be featured more in this episode!!!
1:20 I super doubt "gives me the creeps" was a phrase used back in the 1880s.
2:10 Willie clearly has PTSD for Indian related reasons.
4:50 damn right, Matt, and besides, it was nighttime... it couldn't have been an Indian.
5:25 you can hear Festus coming from a mile away with that jingle!
6:00 I bet the guy on the right did it.
7:20 is Quint gonna mention how he called out to the guy and he never responded?? It's these little details that people should be including when they talk to the Marshal about what happened.
13:10 well, none of that is making him sound innocent.
13:58 it seems like this Willie guy might have killed his wife or been involved with a group that did.
17:08 I wonder what was the meaning/purpose behind making Festus jingle.
18:16 funny how we've never seen him until now, during an Indian themed episode, lmao.
19:11 it's not often we get to see Festus rolling all over somebody this way, I may have to watch this a few times!!!
20:18 well that's just downright racist!
24:30 one of these guys is gonna get it next.
24:46 funny, that's what I said!
25:38 I told you he had killed somebody!
29:00 [dog barking in distance] ROFLMFAOOOO IT NEVER FAILS I SWEAR IT DOESN'T.
God I love this show.
Check out this bitchin' new end credits graphic... https://i.imgur.com/UW6WEsq.png
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S10 E5 - "Doctor's Wife"
1:48 doesn't she just have the cutest chin dimple?!
3:18 hell yeah, smack him like a BITCH!
7:20 I'd have catfish stew with Doc Adams ANYTIME.
15:00 what the fuck is her problem?
16:30 it's not like Doc wouldn't try and help the dog, let's be honest. His wife is an insufferable bitch and the cute chin dimple isn't making up for the deficit in her personality anymore.
18:36 good ol' Festus, always in the right place at the right time. Love the super facial close-up too.
25:40 I just wanna know how this is gonna end in tragedy.
33:30 so she's gonna see Doc in action and get her comeuppance that way.
37:00 SHE IS NOT doing this right now. WOOOOOOWWWWW. I meeeeeean, just WOOOOOWWWWW.
37:17 this lady's gonna regret this shit so hard... if I was her husband, I've divorce her ass. She can go work down at the Long Branch.
38:11 oh man this is just embarrassing. The second-hand embarrassment is just massive.
39:02 Mrs. Boake's about to be husbandless and it's all this lady's fault.
40:30 D I V O R C E. That spells DEEVORSE.
43:00 "Matthew? You reckon there's anybody livin' up yonder on the moon?" Leave it to Festus.
49:10 man I dunno, one fuck up like that and I'm pretty sure I'd lose all faith in somebody, but that's just me.
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S10 E6 - "Take Her, She's Cheap"
Previously reviewed on page 2. I'll fix the timestamps and repost below.
1:45 wow, what a lazy piece of shit!
2:07 but it's no problem cuz here comes Marshal Matt Dillon, a REAL man to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!
3:47 I mean at damn near 7 feet tall, they have a point... maybe he IS a giant, or a remnant from a species of giants who once walked the planet.
4:38 how are they all her kids when they all look the same age!?
4:46 "I can't recall when I've been alone." Lmao oh man, that is SO SAD. Having all those damn kids and asshole men surrounding you, never a single day of fucking peace.
6:20 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOOOOOOO SHITTTTT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST BACKHANDED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LAZY FUCKIN' PUKE, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:57 so her loser husband AND son were BOTH just sleeping for DAYS instead of fixing the fucking wagon wheel??? And they have ALL those kids??? I'm telling you... the moral of THIS story is that useless people breed the most!!! It'd be better to starve to death than to give yourself over to living with a man like that and having his damn kids.
12:12 lol he just ABSOLUTELY HATES being in the presence of these total fuckin' losers!!! Wow man... ahahahaha!!! This is EPICCC. I can't even believe it. It's epic. It's SO WELL DONE. They hardly SAY any of it outright, it's just all IMPLIED. Yet it's totally and unmistakably loud and clear. It's just incredible, I don't know how they did it. I don't know how they made a show this damn good.
12:48 I gotta say, this guy trying to get Marshal Dillon to take his daughter is probably the best fucking thing he ever did though. That's for sure. You can't blame him at all. Pretty fucked up that he wanted something in return though.
13:17 "Your dad just offered for me to take you away!" Roflmfaolfmfaolol =\ It's a shame though, I mean she does seem really nice and her life with them is definitely shit. The least he could do is take her back to Dodge to work at the Long Branch?! Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:20 Festus is pretty hot, honestly.
16:58 "It was a real nice hangin'!" ROFLMFAOOOOOO DID I JUST HEAR THAT?!??!?!! DID THEY JUST SAY THAT?!?!?!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:40 OOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO SHEEEEIIIITTT!!! I wasn't expecting THAT!?!?!?!?!
23:37 looks like this guy's gonna have to kill his brother!
26:10 ah, take her on down to the Long Branch... she'll do just fine in Dodge!!!
28:42 LMFAO Doc's got this look on his face like "Well that guy's a dead man." ROFLMFAOLOL! That fuckin' Mel guy's about to get dealt with.
29:33 now Marshal Dillon's getting Burt Reynolds rounded up to go do some huntin'!!!!!!!!!
30:23 "I'm gonna skin a couple of polecats!" Lord knows he ought to!!!
35:40 aw man, the wrong one died.
39:06 well this whole experience should get her over Marshal Dillon. I mean really. It's gonna help to break the whole infatuation spell. She'll see that he's a brave man who lives a fearless life and she'll be like "Eh you know what, I'm good." LMFAO!
39:35 lmfao he's just smacking him SILLY. These fight scenes are GREAT. What I love about this show is that the bad guy pretty much always dies. Mwahahahaha, bwahahaha!!!
41:47 awww, man this is honestly so sad. I feel bad for this chick. For real. Like. It'd be boring to settle down with the same chick forever, but... I dunno, she seems real nice. Maybe Marshal Dillon should consider it.
42:30 damn dude, that honesty though. What the eff!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I mean at least he's being honest but OW-WEE!!!
47:07 God this show is awesome... I mean every damn bit of it is just pure gold.
49:16 it'd be damn hard to forget a man like that.
Excellent episode, one of the best.
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S10 E7 - "Help Me Kitty"
1:20 "We think of it as the ONLY hotel in town." Ah okay, so now it makes sense as to why they've been saying that all along... cuz all the other hotels are basically unspeakable shit holes.
1:36 well that was inappropriate and classless, maybe he belongs down at the Poppy Hotel instead.
11:09 Kitty's got some nice furniture in there.
17:00 first of all I'm pretty sure Kansas doesn't look like that, and secondly, seems like Henry's about to meet his maker!
17:50 suspenseful scene. Probably lose one of those wheels or at least that's what they want us to think. And that's what usually happens.
18:40 ohhh wow... that was way worse than losing a wheel.
20:40 Kitty's got those street smarts.
22:50 Bummeritaville.
23:30 she's probably not gonna have to worry about that pregnancy anymore.
29:30 I sure don't mind an episode with a whole lot of Kitty in it... *heart eyes* I love her toughness too. They really knew how to play up her wisdom and experience with this story.
31:17 Arizona?
34:38 they both look pretty good dirtied up a little bit.
36:55 the only thing I like about this guy is that he's Jack Elam. So it could be worse. I'd bang him if I had to.
37:39 sittin' in a nest of bad men!
38:00 heck, Kitty might have to add to her kill count in this episode. Pretty sure she's killed 2 dudes that I can recall at least. Time to make it 3 or 4.
39:02 damn, that's one hell of a unibrow right there.
39:40 it's called oxytocin, lady.
40:18 just walk in there naked and shoot 'em both while they're stunned... it's the 1880s man.
47:28 that makes three for Miss Kitty!!!
47:40 I'd be tempted to turn around and shoot her ass too, not gonna lie.
47:46 Kitty better fucking learn her right now. Like shut the fuck up.
48:00 BAHAHAHAH HELL YEAH. Bwahahahahaha.
48:20 shit, whatever... take his gun too.
50:00 *melted panties*
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S10 E8 - "Hung High"
3:46 such a gorgeous smile.
5:19 damn, who is this angry looking young man?
8:15 looks like Kitty ends her nights off pretty nice, counting a fat stack of cash.
8:26 [dog barking in distance] Uh oh.
14:57 I love it when Marshal Dillon throws a guy down and immediately tells him to get up, rofl!
I've found my thrill on Boot Hill.
17:42 "Shwhew. You suck bro!"
23:13 they're gonna fucking kill YOU man, not the marshal.
26:27 hahaha... oh man.
30:00 oh no, it's this cocksucker again.
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S10 E9 - "Jonah Hutchison"
4:20 it's a trip to think about the history of all these iconic American cities and towns.
10:30 old guy seems like a dick to me.
16:08 oh God man, this guy doesn't have a gun on him does he?
18:40 what was his son like 12 when this shit happened?? Old guy lost the battle 30 years ago... period. What the situation has become is a direct result of his own failure.
20:10 wow, they should have hung this guy instead of putting him in prison.
20:42 well thank God for that.
21:40 man he's gonna ruin those fine, innocent young men. What a bastard... senile old fucker.
25:20 well I guess douchebaggery was just laying dormant inside these boys, waiting to be activated.
26:00 I'd have said a big ol' fuck you to this demented prick.
47:40 hell yeah daddy, set 'em straight!!!
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S10 E10 - "Big Man, Big Target"
1:28 oh this guy looks like he's up to no good!
1:48 this Mariette Hartley (Ellie) chick is pretty hot.
6:40 I feel some chemistry between these two... I guess standing that close to a man as fine as James Arness could make you feel something that might send a shockwave 50 years later!
8:50 from you, Marshal Dillon, I think I'd want it hard.
16:25 ALL the women are "crazy wild" about you, Festus.
40:56 wow, I had no idea he was even shot! I guess that's what I get for not really paying attention!?
42:00 man I guess back in the old west, if you ran out of your own blood, you were just plain screwed! None of them fancy donations or transfusions back in those days!
45:28 this is just kinda dumb... I mean, the marshal is way hotter than that guy, it'd be such a waste of good meat to kill him. Surely she can see that??
49:35 damn near thought this guy was gonna turn into a zombie, lmao!
49:58 quick, Kitty, sit on his face!!!
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You know, Gunsmoke has really changed my life.
I don't see things the same way.
Everything's just different.
I'd never wanna go back to my pre-Gunsmoke life.
It would really feel like something was missing.
And it was...
There was a lot missing. There were a lot of things I just didn't understand, and not understanding them made me angry.
But I don't feel that way anymore.
Everything from the quality entertainment, the devotion and hard work of the people who were involved in Gunsmoke...
To the little glimmers of magic (some not so little at all) that pave the way throughout each episode...
The synchronicities, too many to even note, and the great morals in so many of the stories...
Well I've just never been spoken to that much in my life by any type of art, it's phenomenal and customized to just exactly what my heart and soul needed to hear.
Gunsmoke is more than a show, it's a gentle teacher. It's a gift from God and the universe.
I guess it wouldn't be that profound for most people... I dunno. But for me and other people out there like myself, I think it's a cherished part of the journey that wakes us up and makes us see where we've been wrong, why it's okay, why it had to be that way, and how things can be better from now on.
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S10 E11 - "Chicken"
1:08 looks like we've got ourselves a regular Hottie McHotHot here... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Corbett He'll probably be the first character to get killed, he's too hot to allow on screen for too long.
2:30 easy for this guy to talk shit when he wasn't even there.
13:20 well that title is definitely gonna get him in trouble.
16:12 this L.O. Jones looks like Benedict Cumberbatch.
26:00 I'ma say this... there are a lot of fineass women around Dodge who are way more cooperative than this lady is. Considering the overall package here, I'd have to pass on her... there's clearly something amiss and she really just isn't fetching enough to be worth it.
26:30 I do like the way her tongue moves around in her mouth when she talks though... she's got one of those entrancing mouths like Marshal Dillon has. But if she was smart, she'd be letting this hot cowboy guy take her off that oppressive land. She's not playing it smart.
28:50 she can't even have sex with this guy, so there's no reason why she should obey him. He's endangering their lives with his stubbornness and I think it's time she started acting of her own free will.
29:18 they sure are showing this Bull's Head Saloon a lot lately.
34:40 just what the hell is the whole truth?? Did I miss something?!
43:38 WHAT KIND of luck?!?!?!?!?!?! She can't even specify??? This lady is lackluster as fuck, man.
48:30 wow, really lady?? REALLY? *smh*
50:40 well that's warped, and it still doesn't change anything about the way I see this chick.
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S10 E12 - "Innocence"
0:58 holy crap dude, Dodge has gotten HUGE. I didn't even figure it WAS Dodge until they rounded the corner.
1:20 oh she's attractive AF, nice skin and she has a snappy personality too, I like it... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethel_Leslie
6:50 rofl she has a GREAT sense of humor.
10:10 lol this episode is kinda cool, it's like a "Day In The Life" of a Long Branch saloon girl outside of the Long Branch!
10:18 he's super handsome... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Evers https://i.imgur.com/wfA7ePd.png
33:00 I love the way the camera followed Kitty back inside... https://imgur.com/a/PW26adQ
33:55 well this guy's definitely about to get killed.
37:30 Burt Reynolds looks good in that jacket... https://imgur.com/a/EWyqoFn
48:00 Quint is an absolute snack in this episode.
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I don't even know what to say about that besides just, yes though. Yes. Just yes.
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Gimme THAT.
I'd like some of THAT, please.
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