Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

You're probably one of those weirdos who thinks agents are following them!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

ALIEN SPY AGENTS.

[ELFUNGUSHATESVACUUM]

"I am one of those agents following them, then they get confused as to if its actually happening, or wonder if they are going like totally mental"
"A battery operated bag-less backpack vacuum cleaner is God"

[Morpheusa]

She’s intelligent man. She’s freaking SUPER intelligent!

[Morpheusa]

It’s more of an epiphany. It’s like the dawn of my own intelligence. I’m not afraid.

[Morpheusa]

It’s epic. An epic Fannie.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

She’s intelligent man. She’s freaking SUPER intelligent!

She aint all that, but she is pretty cool.
Also she is a cats mother.

[Morpheusa]

“For God is a sedentary toad
Who sometimes voluntarily
Croaks on the road.”

[ELFUNGUSFROGNTOAD]

“For God is a sedentary toad
Who sometimes voluntarily
Croaks on the road.”

Everyday is the frog n toad!

[Mister Obvious]

"YOU CAN SEE IT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR LONG ENOUGH."

[ELFUGUSNOWORRIES]

[Mister Obvious]

"It's a bacon emergency, dude."

[somethingelseishere]

I so very badly want to YouTube "man in penguin costume bathing cats in bear costumes"
but I'm scared it's a thing and I don't know if my world is ready to collide with that.

[somethingelseishere]

Curiosity being the bitch that it is; I did it. It's not a thing.
And now I don't know if I'm more relieved or disappointed. *complicated feelings*

: /

[Guest]

springsteen is looking for clues in sandy hook , y'all

[Guest]

Springsteen ,dui, sandy hook

things you never expect to merge

[Mister Obvious]

"I want some damn beans!"

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

Beings require meaning, some have some strange meanings compared to others, but in the end its all just meaning.
Positive meaning is why we all just don't kill ourselves at once, without meaning there would be no point to any life.

[Guest]

Something about a u haul trailer that shouts ' i am totally underappreciated here and leaving you for good'

[somethingelseishere]

Fuckin' snow. Not enough for a snowman - too much to go for a nice walk. *pissy-face*