Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Dink Beaver]

I always thought you had those tendencies , moderator

[Mister Obvious]

Shoutout to my assigned agent who just listened to me slurp-sucking the water out of a half opened can of tuna.

[Mister Obvious]

Kids should be paid by the government to go to school.

[Mister Obvious]

It should be kept in a trust and the kids should be given a small portion of it as an allowance, and when they graduate high school, they get full access to the money.

[Mister Obvious]

If these kids are forced to sit through mindless indoctrination 5 days a week for 12 years, they should be getting paid for it.

[Mister Obvious]

Since school is only there to condition them into becoming good slaves for the workforce someday, then they should be fucking paid to attend.

[Mister Obvious]

GNOMESAYINNNNNNNNN'/!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?!?

[Mister Obvious]

YEAH FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T NEED NO EDUMACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking revolutionary as fuck though. YAS. YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSs.

[Mister Obvious]

The Detroit Pistons just popped into my head randomly for no reason.

I had to Google it to make sure it was even a real team. I don't watch sports at all, so I dunno what's up with that.

Thought I'd mention it though... super weird.

[Mister Obvious]

Jamie Farr just popped into my head out of nowhere...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Farr

[Dark Dick]

"Desert Tacos".

"Dessert Tacos".

[Mister Obvious]

OT, but I feel so natural holding a microphone.

[Mister Obvious]

I smell like burnt pot roast.

[Mister Obvious]

"Bitch, I'm hungry!"

That's what my mind says to me VERBATIM.

Exact fucking words.

And I say, "You're not hungry, you're just thirsty."

[Mister Obvious]

It calls me "bitch"...

Like can we just for a second, it's...

Put some respect on my name ho.

Why you think I'ma feed you when you talk to me like that??

[Mister Obvious]

I'll feed you some damn sardines.

No hot sauce.

Come correct.

[Mister Obvious]

You come correct, maybe you get hot sauce.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe you get some of that Frank's muthafuckin' Red Hot if you put some respect on my name.

[somethingelseishere]

I once joked about writing a short story with the premise being that 
of a person snapping and becoming a serial killer and targeting the 
reddit community. [Mods, Admin and the more outspoken retards]

Now - I just pray under my breath daily that some Luigi'esque motherfucker
pops up from the shadows and actually starts doing it. Jesus fucking Christ
those pieces of shit need dealing with. 

They'd have to be on their game though.

Connections. Hacker friends with intel of various sorts. 
Cuz God knows there will never be real justice from "the law"
for cunts like those bottom feeders. 

I don't use reddit, I'm merely sickened by what little I see happening 
there that gets discussed in current event YT videos. It's gotten sooo
much worse than when I torched my account in May 2023.