Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

Ther are some girls you jus cannot stop thinkin about . Its about 1 in 10000 in my experience. Its dangerous cuz i would do anything they wanted after we exchaged the bodily fluids

[user94]

Why you guys can't go out to a bar or club n get laid? I can. You must be so despo the chick just smells your need and it turns her off.

[Guest]

Yeah some of us are not really into the all you can eat vag buffet ther fungi

[Mister Obvious]

Now now, let's not rag on Fungi for his propensity to chow on the muff...

I truly respect a man who is willing to eat the puss.

I just don't ever want to be on the receiving end.

[user94]

Now now, let's not rag on Fungi for his propensity to chow on the muff...

I truly respect a man who is willing to eat the puss.

I just don't ever want to be on the receiving end.

And im fine with either way. But 69's need to be dealt with.

[Mister Obvious]

69...



Man I gotta write that into the contract...

No 69.

[Mister Obvious]

The "If You Need It, Get It Somewhere Else" rule.

[Mister Obvious]

The "I Like and/or Love You, But I Don't Care About Your Needs" rule.

[user94]

69...



Man I gotta write that into the contract...

No 69.

69's can be difficult, and probably not needed. They can be fun but you know what? So can other things.

[user94]

The "I Like and/or Love You, But I Don't Care About Your Needs" rule.

Wtf are needs?? Bitch don't give me your cry ass shit or I will fuck you right up the anus!

[Guest]

I would never drop to my knees and sniff or lick the pussy of trix. She would be whipped and spanked then humped . If she was good then i would feed her and ee could read the bible and she would happilysubmit

[Mister Obvious]

Pics or GTFO.

[Guest]

there are some super hot enchanting short women out there , in fact if a lady is tall enough to get on the rides at magic mountain she is probably too tall for me

[Mister Obvious]

"I don't have that many holes."

[user94]

If one runs out of holes, one simply makes more holes.

[Dreamz]

"I don't have that many holes."

I got strangely excited when I read this

[user94]

I got strangely excited when I read this

Why?

[Kenny]

Trix said she loved me so why do all these other guys keep comin round and ringin her bell when i am away?

I am looking forward to frrnch kissin my new woman thos simmer.

[Mister Obvious]

“Dude. I think I’m related to her.”

[Dreamz]

Why?

Why not?