Goodbye, Teal Swan...

[Mister Obvious]

Teal is such a fucking hottie, dear God.

God bless.

[Mister Obvious]

Teal is fucking awesome, let's be honest.

[Mister Obvious]

GOD Teal is such a FUCKKINGGGG hottie.

I CAAAAYYYYNNN'TTTT.

7:03 she's right.

8:03 it's true.

God I love Teal...

I love you Teal Swan.

14:32 honestly... she IS right about this. She IS right.

Wow. I fucking love you Teal.

[Guest]

'minerals are living beings' @5:40 ...teal

i need more bourbon and lucky charms

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0qwtTSlYJH/

I wanna be in Teal's lady cult.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0d8kGZF6t2/

Could imagine having to deal with her every day though?

I bet she's SUCH a fuckin' diva.

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.imgur.com/cvQhgnx.png

rofflerofflemayo

[Rusty]

I would let her sit on my face for as long as she wanted hahaha

[Mister Obvious]

LOLOLOL!!! RIGHT?!!!?!?!?!?!? Teal is so hot.

[Mister Obvious]

She opens the video with such an important point about vibrational matches all throughout existence. That statement alone was so thought-provoking.

4:30 wow, Teal doesn't like cilantro??? OMG. We'd have a serious fucking problem then!!! I LURRRRVEEEE CILANTRO!!! I can understand where she's coming from though, there was a time when I didn't like it. It does smell and taste very odd and if you have a bad experience with the smell, it can be sort of lasting. I got over that shit though, and I fucking love itttttt.

9:52 Teal is such a hottie.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1rQ4jLFZEp

If I was a man I'd be too intimidated to have sex with Teal.

I'd love to be a cult leader though!!!

I'd have sex with only the hottest of my devotees!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Teal addresses suicide!!!



5:20 I totally agree with Teal.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2er4VolzDz

If the counter didn't have grout this might be less offensive...

But check out Teal's orbiting cucks...

I don't think I've ever seen a manly dude around Teal.

If all you have is a bunch of feminine dudes, you don't have much.

[Guest]

the heck am i watching ? is teal some kind of cult commune goddess who takes these wayward femboys in for a night or two to service her needs as dear leader ?

its kind of a turn on

[Mister Obvious]

the heck am i watching ? is teal some kind of cult commune goddess who takes these wayward femboys in for a night or two to service her needs as dear leader ?

Yes.

[Mister Obvious]

I have noooooo problem with Teal being a female cult leader who is surrounded by dudes...

My issue lies in the fact that the dudes are all man bun wearing pansy boys, soyboys to the point that literally no one is jealous of her situation.

[Mister Obvious]

It's a fucking wasted opportunity...

DO NOT.

Tell me that she can't get higher quality MANLY dudes.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd rather have only 2 or 3 manly dudes than a whole gaggle of rail thin soyboys.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2iudHyFuOd

Teal looks super hot in this pic, but the quote is just whatever though.

[Mister Obvious]

Like WTF does that even mean.