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3:12 look at Zane using his bandana like a smart person.

I remember not so long ago he was SHIT TALKING handkerchiefs...

Looks like somebody came around to the right way of doing things.
Different people were made for different things...

Zane is in the wrong place.

I really don't think the poor thing is doing very well.

He doesn't sound very well either.

Any old ladies willing to adopt Zane??

Any lonely, wealthy old chicks out there willing to take him in and nurse him back to health??
What about that one old California lady up there??

Maybe she should move to a better place in Cali and bring Zane over and keep him as a live-in play-pretty.

TBH?? Maybe Zane really should retire.

Ladies?
Zane doesn't sound very happy.

Any of you ladies out there wanna make Zane happy??
Lol...

I'ma stop now.

This thread is so much fun.

Thanks guys.

Guest

why isn't he just boiling his water ?
I think Zane needs to start doing some weird kinda yoga.
Poor thing is just too wet. He needs to go somewhere dry.

Mother me Mo?

Why do you think he’s homeless MO?
I’m thinking the kiddos are with Grandma for a week and Zane is just out torturing himself for fun.
I’m soooo not into big belt buckles. Does he really have to be a cowboy?
(07-07-2020, 07:30 PM)Mother me Mo? Wrote: [ -> ]Why do you think he’s homeless MO?

I thought it seemed pretty damn obvious...

shrug

(07-07-2020, 07:30 PM)Mother me Mo? Wrote: [ -> ]Zane is just out torturing himself for fun.

Yeah it seems like he has a habit of doing that...

(07-07-2020, 07:30 PM)Mother me Mo? Wrote: [ -> ]I’m soooo not into big belt buckles.

You'd be in the minority there.

(07-07-2020, 07:30 PM)Mother me Mo? Wrote: [ -> ]Does he really have to be a cowboy?

No, he can do whatever he wants.
If you don't like Zane as a cowboy, you're either gay, or not gay enough.

Mother me Mo?

(07-07-2020, 07:41 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I thought it seemed pretty damn obvious...

shrug


Yeah it seems like he has a habit of doing that...


You'd be in the minority there.


No, he can do whatever he wants.
I heard from the only credible source out there, besides Zane himself, that he’s actually doing well and isn’t homeless.
I suppose I could be gay for Zane if he wore the ass-less chaps. I surely wouldn’t be focused on the belt buckle then!
Well I mean...

Common sense would dictate that if Zane wasn't fuckin' homeless then he wouldn't be out in the woods doing what he's doing...

But I'm not a rocket scientist or anything.


Seattle? Really Zane?

Facepalm

RIP, buddy!
Probably on his way to Alaska.

There's no way the PACNW is legitimately his destination of choice.
He'll have a much better time in Alaska now without a ball 'n chain (SoCal chick) holding him back.
He should probably just stay there for good.

Guest

Here now, glimpse your folly.
The choice for you is to hold this tiny thread
and when it’s not there, to look for it.

There is freedom without the thread.
But it is brutal freedom.
Youth is only for the young.

We’ve all been told.

Listen.

Or return to a life as the man in the crystal ball.
Free only for a moment.
Without any choices at all.
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