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Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I just don’t know why, or for what...

Then I remember Zane Greene exists.

I treasure my dreams because Zane and I can have sex and I don’t have to worry about catching hoboitis.

Sometimes when I’m using the detachable shower head, I pretend it’s Zane touching me.

(06-26-2018, 10:13 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Sometimes when I’m using the detachable shower head, I pretend it’s Zane touching me.

ROFLROFLROFL

(06-26-2018, 10:13 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Sometimes when I’m using the detachable shower head, I pretend it’s Zane touching me.

Sometimes I imagine the imprints of my fingernails in Zane’s back next to his weird tattoo.

(06-26-2018, 10:17 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Sometimes I imagine the imprints of my fingernails in Zane’s back next to his weird tattoo.

scratch it off its stupid hahahaha

Sometimes I wonder what it would sound like to smack Zane’s rock solid hobo ass.

Then I begin to wonder if people sound different when you smack them, like...

The pitch and tone of the slap, is it different from person to person?

Is it unique like a snowflake?

you need to get laid

(06-26-2018, 10:21 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Sometimes I wonder what it would sound like to smack Zane’s rock solid hobo ass.

Then I begin to wonder if people sound different when you smack them, like...

The pitch and tone of the slap, is it different from person to person?

Is it unique like a snowflake?

Sometimes I wonder, if I were to die during sex...

Would Zane cannibalize my fuckmeat, or would he let it go to waste?

That’s the real measure of a man.

Sometimes I hold hands with myself and pretend it’s Zane.

(06-26-2018, 10:22 AM)Dreamz Wrote: [ -> ]you need to get laid

You need to stop being a Scorpio...



Zane is a Scorpio, why can’t you be more like Zane?

If you were my husband, I would ask you this every day.

You would deserve it because you’re a Scorpio.

Zane is like the exception to every Scorpio man rule...

A god among mere men...

Now I understand why there are all those weird stories about Jesus testing us by pretending to be a hobo.

Hobos never seemed magical until Zane came along.

I would answer you the same...everyday

because I like hot showers and sleeping in a bed :)

(06-26-2018, 10:32 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Zane is like the exception to every Scorpio man rule...

A god among mere men...

Now I understand why there are all those weird stories about Jesus testing us by pretending to be a hobo.

Hobos never seemed magical until Zane came along.

***insert image of robin williams asking for someone's fingernails***

*stares confusedly at Dreamz*

*scrolls up to read WTF I said to Dreamz*

Oh! LOL. Yeah.

(06-26-2018, 10:35 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]*stares confusedly at Dreamz*

*scrolls up to read WTF I said to Dreamz*

Oh! LOL. Yeah.

I was legit staring back at you like

you okay, Bitch

On the real though, if Zane doesn’t unban me from his channel pretty soon I probably won’t take the time to commentate on his shit...

Mama Trixie’s got pressing matters to tend to and time consuming YouTube takes a backseat to some of my other duties presently.

People like Sage Wanderer give my comments those cute little hearts and even reply sometimes...

As much as I love Zane, God knows I have a sordid history of abandonment.

(06-26-2018, 10:40 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]On the real though, if Zane doesn’t unban me from his channel pretty soon I probably won’t take the time to commentate on his shit...

Mama Trixie’s got pressing matters to tend to and time consuming YouTube takes a backseat to some of my other duties presently.

People like Sage Wanderer give my comments those cute little hearts and even reply sometimes...

As much as I love Zane, God knows I have a sordid history of abandonment.

wait wait wait

why are you banned from his channel, lol

you gotta tell meh