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It's a long story, as you can see.
(08-01-2018, 03:16 AM)MO Wrote: [ -> ]It's a long story, as you can see.

So does Zane KNOW you love him so much?

Sounds like you're his new chick as of today and Country is a thing of the past

Is that true?

Are you leaving us for Zane?
I'm just gonna bask in the glory of that perspective, Kitty...

It's truly beautiful.

Love you girl.
Oh good, I just want you to be happy.

Love you too and poor Fungus wherever he may be.
(07-31-2018, 06:44 PM)MO Wrote: [ -> ]What a sexy motherfucker...

I've got something Ty can ram...

Bananasex

Ohyeah
Ty Ram

That's a great name too, so sexy and alpha

You can have Zane and I'll take Ty please. (Working backwards on this thread)

Guest

Oh come on guys. Don’t insult me here. Kuntry he just took with to get her off meth and drop her off in Alaska so she can find a rich fisherman to marry her. MO just tickles his ego. I’m the only one he will ever truly love. No matter what he says when he’s mad.
(07-31-2018, 06:26 PM)MO Wrote: [ -> ]Oh my GOD dude this fucking Ty motherfucker, holy shit. I wonder what his sign is. He looks like a Taurus.

12:30 FUCK Ty is married. DAMMIT ALL TO FUCK. Why are they always fucking MARRIED?!?!?!? FUCK THIS!!!

Noooooooo!

Sigh...that was a nice fantasy while.it lasted

He looks like a Taurus to me too, like a really hot teddy bear. 

So annoyed.
(08-01-2018, 11:45 AM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Oh come on guys. Don’t insult me here. Kuntry he just took with to get her off meth and drop her off in Alaska so she can find a rich fisherman to marry her. MO just tickles his ego. I’m the only one he will ever truly love. No matter what he says when he’s mad.

See, I’ve always said this re: Zane’s wife being the only woman he’d ever love.

But that whole line about Country...

That sounds like some shit straight out of Zane’s mouth to the degree that it’s slightly perturbing.

Is that what he said to you verbatim?

Do you talk like Zane, or does Zane talk like you?

And it’s always the excuse that he’s taking people away just to get them off drugs, yet they always end up doing drugs together LMFAO.

“Oh yeah, let’s get the hell away from this terrible meth!!!” “Oh look, there’s some heroin!!!”

Facepalm

Guest

No you’re right. That is what he told me. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want to fuck her. But yeah the drugs, you are right about that. But soulmate? No.

Guest

I guess drugs are his true soulmate.

Guest

I don’t know how to put music on here. But this just was on the radio for me.
Chris Isaak Wicked Game.

Guest

(Gotta be said at some point)

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Guest

MO you take Medicaid? Need my group number?
Re: Wicked Game, epic song...

Cheers2

Spanky

(08-01-2018, 12:30 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]No you’re right. That is what he told me. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want to fuck her. But yeah the drugs, you are right about that. But soulmate? No.

Dude i would bang that kuntry if i was allowed to shower and scrub her down presex and have her zipped in to a little mexican clinic for std screening. I like her spirit and she has a good heart so the intercourse would be wonderful.
Would you happen to be a "rich fisherman", Spanky??

Apparently that's what Zane requires before he'll allow Country to change hands...

nod

Okay first of all why does Zane look SO FUCKING SEXY IN WALMART???????????

I fucking HATE THIS.

Wow, Cuervo eats RAW FUCKING MEAT.

LMFAOOO.

It even freaked ZANE out.

Bwahahahahahahaha.

Wait, where the fuck, how the fuck are they at WalMart??

I thought there wasn't a WalMart in Mexico??

What is HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?

Oh my God LMFAO...

RAW. FUCKING. BEEF.

It's like, yeah you can eat raw beef. But it has to be top of the line kinda shit, else you risk parasites.

But let's address the ELEPHANT in the room, my ULTIMATE PET PEEVE...

Not only is the guy eating raw beef...

He's eating it WHILE HE'S STILL IN THE STORE, BEFORE HE'S EVEN BOUGHT IT.

NEXT.

FUCKING.

LEVEL.

Could you imagine that crazy looking motherfucker coming through your checkout line throwing an opened package of half eaten hamburger on the belt...

WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD.

Dude...

Zane.

I just really don't think I can handle much more of this bullshit.

Dude I don't give a FUCK about this Mexico shit anymore.

This hat shopping makes me think back to Zane's old hat, now in the possession of Joann...

She's so lucky... if I was her, I'd wrap it up in a sheet and hump the shit out of it.
Country is totally dog-centric.

I wanna know her fucking signs.

They like her, she likes them.

I wonder if she's a Dog on the Chinese zodiac.

That would make her 36, born in 1982.

Probably not a Dog. Could be though.

I wanna know.