It's time to watch Columbo...

[Mister Obvious]

Season 2 - Episode 6 - "A Stitch In Crime"

This episode has some pretty badass people in it, including Leonard Nimoy and Anne Francis.

1:08 WTF country is this??

1:37 lookit, it's Anne Francis's fine ass.

7:28 lol Spock's totally gonna kill this guy.

She's gonna know it too.

9:20 why are they all so nervous though?

10:28 Anne Francis was a beautiful woman... I've loved her for many years. Ever since I saw her appearances in the Twilight Zone as Jess-Belle and the lady in "The After Hours".

10:58 you could see that eyebrow arch from a mile away... way to be conspicuous there, Spock.

So WTF he just left all the suture out?? How did that get past anybody?

12:17 not gonna lie... Spock makes me wanna fuck HARD. He's sooooooooo sexy. With the way he talks too, it's just... agh, my God. I'm such a Spock girl, SUCH a Spock girl.

12:26 "May I see it?" ROFL he wants to take it away and destroy evidence, DON'T LET HIM HAVE IT!!!

12:40 she's sitting there basically accusing him of trying to kill the guy and then telling him WHY he would want to... this lady is straight WOKE AF. And he's just trying to be all calm and nonchalant about it. I am currently turnt.

14:28 is he really gonna kill this chick?? You can't kill this chick, man, that's Anne Francis. Look, she's even got a widow's peak!!!!! https://imgur.com/a/Neex5bR It's slight but it's THERE!!!!! Somebody STOP this fuckin' guy!!!!!

14:36 LMFAO @ this long, drawn out exchange of looks... "You gon' kill me?? YOU GON' KILL ME?!?!"

15:07 what the fuck, HE DID KILL HER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

16:36 this guy is such a clear and obvious psycho, how could no one have ever noticed that??

17:30 this is the laziest attempt to make a place look 'torn through' that I have ever seen, he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

18:14 GET THE MAN SOME DAMN COFFEE, IT'S NOT LIKE HE ASKS FOR MUCH!?!??!!??!!?!!!!

21:55 it's amazing how they just totally fuck themselves as soon as Columbo comes on the scene.

23:50 ROFL this lady is totally confusing the fuck out of Columbo rofl OMG man.

30:50 it's pretty sexy watching Columbo eat, this is kinda rare.

32:50 what the fuck kind of a doctor doesn't know anything about dope addicts???

33:05 "Continue to enjoy yourself" roflmfaolololololololol GOD I LOVE COLUMBO.

33:50 "Why don't you and I take a walk" roflmfao NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!

34:28 look at the way they're holding each other... this is like way more than casual isn't it? LMAO. It looks like some shit I'd do. These two do have GREAT chemistry though, like this isn't awkward at all, I feel like they were really into it.

35:50 OMG COLUMBO IS THERE!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAS!!!!!!! He's about to foil the fuck out of whatever murderous plan this fucker had.

36:10 wait a minute... WTF? He's not even gonna try to kill her?? WTF was his plan here!?!?!?!?!?!

38:00 this lady is pretty fine... Nita Talbot: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0847953

45:35 I've been waiting to see this hottie for the whole episode... Jared Martin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Martin Crazy fucking hot, with a glorious head of hair, my dream guy.

46:30 oh my God this guy is so absurdly hot I can't even stand it.

49:12 "addict boyfriend" roflmao, this guy is such an a-hole.

50:05 oh this guy's GOTTA know he's fucked now.

51:40 I'd turn to that monkey and I'd say, "You really should learn to talk."

52:15 OMG he's not gonna try to kill the hot dude??

Somebody's gotta stop this fuckin' guy. This shit ain't funny anymore!

54:20 I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THEY'VE KILLED BOTH OF THE MOST EXCITING FUCKERS OFF THIS EPISODE ALREADY.

55:10 wait, WTF, he's not dead? How the fuck? That guy just snuck in and shot him up?! WTF!!!

Wow, OMG. He's gonna fall off the balcony isn't he?

The psychedelic filter they have going over this scene is pretty groovy.

56:21 wow and look how perfect his front teeth are too... sigh!

57:20 rofl you know Spock guy's gotta feel pretty defeated at this point... or at least he should.

1:01:50 oh he's got him now... he's fucking got him.

1:05:30 uh oh, he's coming apart!

1:05:45 oh wow, I've never seen Columbo get violent!!! I LIKE IT!!! *furious nanarub*

1:06:20 he's knows he's got him, and now he's gonna have to fix the problem... that's when they'll catch him.

Great episode, not one of my favorites of all time or anything, but still great... great cast.

[Mister Obvious]

Season 1 - Episode 1 - "Prescription: Murder"

So this is the very first episode of Columbo. Peter Falk was only 41 in this episode... so young!

This was actually considered a "TV movie"...

It has this wonderful James Bond-esque 60s opening.

1:55 look how lavish and classy everyone is.

2:45 wow look at that badass cake.

3:40 part of me genuinely wishes I could jump through the screen and be there, to stay.

4:10 "an anxiety attack"... interesting. So back in the '60s the "anxiety attack" was already a thing, only back then everybody and their lil sister wasn't having them daily (I assume) and it was a serious enough matter for your doctor to leave his comfy abode and come placate one's ass.

5:11 promises, promises.

5:40 "There isn't"... rofl, fucking guy. He just WANTS to kill somebody, that's all.

6:06 probably, dear.

6:10 I like her voice though.

6:50 the fucked up part is I can't tell which one he's gonna kill.

8:25 she sounds... a little bit unreasonable.

9:00 marriages are far too much drama!

10:54 oh this is a sad fucking scene right here... a sad, sad, SAAAAAD fucking scene. LOL. Sigh!

Again... just say no to marriage.

11:50 this chick is mega mega sexy. The mistresses usually aren't all that enjoyable. She is though. Katherine Justice... https://imgur.com/a/xrKOyGf

16:10 oh shit, here he goes with the gloves. At least he's using his hands though.

17:12 damn straight it should have warmer colors lady, you know that's what I fuckin' believe in! Damn, too bad she starts talking some sense right before he's gonna kill her!

18:00 fingers forward and everything, man, this guy's a pro!!!

19:26 what the fuck? Is he gonna try to make this out to be a burglary?? They're in a fucking high rise are they not?! LMFAO well it was all looking decently promising until then.

21:05 God dang dude, that fucking bathroom was RIGHTEOUS.

21:33 LOL.

25:55 God would you just look at those badass as fuck cateye glasses, WANNNNNTTTTT.

26:56 look how groovy the airport signs were back then!!!

28:10 wow look at that niceass plane! OMG! Things have gotten sooooooo boring and fugly since then, WTF!!!!!!!

30:10 God, style was so great back then.

31:50 he thinks he's so clever, but I'm pretty sure that's gonna hang him.

32:36 and this is the first time we ever see Columbo... https://imgur.com/a/GeeSWvX

33:20 "TRIED" TO KILL HER OMG!!!!!!!

33:47 "brandy" ROFL... I swear, this show. What the fuck.

34:30 I gotta say... if this was our first ever introduction to Columbo, if we'd NEVER seen him before, I think we'd all be pretty intrigued and aroused.

38:50 whoa check out this fineass nurse in the background left with the long black hair... daaayyyuummm yo!!!

39:50 LOL who the fuck does this guy think he is??

40:45 look how fucking gorgeous Peter Falk is.

41:45 oh shit.

52:00 God this music is amazing.

55:00 I'd love to catch Columbo picking my lock!

58:50 aww, he's crazy!

1:00:48 I'd have to have a cigar after that shit too, LMAO!

1:01:28 you know, this isn't the type of thing I say very often but... that is NOT a well painted door.

1:03:00 ROFL he knows he did it.

1:06:36 what a nice hand Columbo has... it looks so manly. It's interesting to see him more "clean cut"... I'm glad they changed his style to a little more relaxed later on.

1:21:00 OMG the glasses.

1:24:04 I love it when Columbo raises his voice!!!

1:31:16 well she got out of that one easy!

1:32:33 wow check out that old school ambulance!

1:37:30 what a nice view.

This was a great episode.

[Mister Obvious]

His daughter made the videos on this channel.

[Mister Obvious]

The Peter Falk Bill: Preserving The Sacred Bonds Of Family Relationships

https://catherinefalkorganization.org

[AU CRIME SYNDICATE]

https://catherinefalkorganization.org

You are weird watching columbo at your age, you need more or less meds dude, like seriously you are fucked in the brain hahahahaha

[Mister Obvious]

I've been watching Columbo since I was like 12 or something...

How the fuck old do you need to be to watch Columbo? I don't get it.

[Aussie Aussie Aussie]

I've been watching Columbo since I was like 12 or something...

How the fuck old do you need to be to watch Columbo? I don't get it.

I watched it once when I was 7, cos it was all there was on TV at that time. Before internets. And im 44 next month, so you can probably do the math. And I thought you didn't watch TV? Another lie?
You are weird. You might need more or less meds. But im not a Doctor. Although you could call Doctor Feelgood?

[Mister Obvious]

I don't watch TELEVISION.

This isn't TELEVISION, it's INTERNET.

[Mister Obvious]

[AU CORNHOLIO]

I don't watch TELEVISION.

This isn't TELEVISION, it's INTERNET.

They gonna make it the new TV I tells ye they arse rape the internets already

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I saw your post about that.

[Mister Obvious]

The only difference between Peter Falk and Columbo is that Peter Falk is more sexual and cheeky.

1:10 see, you see here that he considers himself Columbo... the character is just himself, tuned in a slightly different way.

2:07 I fucking love this man.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Season 1 - Episode 6 - "Short Fuse"

WTF though, I thought I already commentated on this episode, but I guess not. Maybe the confusion is because I was talking about my appreciation for Roddy McDowall elsewhere... https://www.sectual.com/thread-14328-pos...l#pid95070

1:14 gah would you just look at that baller shirt he's wearing. And the music is sooo amazing. Humanity has absolutely devolved.

2:15 mmm, God dang dude, look how fuckin' good lookin' Roddy is though. Gah. Why are gay dudes almost always sooooo fine??

2:30 OMG, Anne Francis?? Wait a fuckin' minute, HAVE I watched this recently??? She was in another episode too. Wow, she was in TWO Columbo episodes??!?!?!?! Good, maybe her character lives longer in this one?! Y'all know I love Anne Francis, she's one of the all time greatest.

3:00 dang, he's really happy for a guy who plans to kill somebody?! Columbo is going to INSTANTLY know he's guilty.

4:10 LOL what a douche.

4:25 are they suggesting they took nudes of her??

5:40 LOL this guy is a FUHREEEEAK.

5:44 OMG it's Luger from Barney Miller!!!!!!!!!! I always did like him.

7:00 it's gonna be so obvious that he killed this guy. I mean come on.

8:20 I feel sorry for this Quincy dude cuz he's totally gonna die and none of this is his fault, lmao.

I don't even blame him for wanting to kill this ol' fucker, he's gettin' done dirty anyways. It's understandable.

12:20 well that was a fuckup... I dunno how or why, but it definitely was.

14:45 Anne Francis is such a cutie... I love her.

15:00 LOL what a groovy track.

17:07 more baller lens flare.

19:26 LOL oh shit, caught in the act!!!!!!!

21:20 Ida Lupino was in two episodes as well.

23:10 what the fuck?!

24:46 wow this guy is so fucked.

26:10 Roddy is very interesting with his "yeah" thingy he does really fast while he's talking... I've never heard anyone else do that. Ever.

26:45 a freak explosion!? OMG he killed them too!!!!!!!!!!

29:30 roflmfaolol Columbo is my spirit animal. I fucking love this man.

31:10 wow this crime scene is a real bitch to get to!!!!!!!!

41:10 is he legitimately trying to frame Anne Francis right now?? LMAO.

44:35 those pants really are unnecessarily obscene.

53:40 now THAT'S a lens flare!!!!!!!!!!! *nanarub*

53:55 oh this guy is so dumb to be going here and doing this.

56:00 what the hell, was this part of the plan???

1:00:20 agh, imagine how this lady will feel when she finds out what really happened.

1:08:00 oh shit, he's got him.

1:11:20 LOL I see what he's doing now... sigh, so brilliant. What an amazing show.

1:13:00 agh, so bad. Wow. Just wow.

Great episode... there are a few glaring continuity errors that I've never noticed before but other than that, excellent.

[somethingelseishere]

Eeeeeh, I used to like a little Columbo now and then.
Just whenever it was on and I was flipping by.
It's a good show.

[Mister Obvious]

Season 1 - Episode 7 - "Blueprint For Murder"

0:05 wow, that's a pretty bitchin' looking station wagon. (Words I never dreamed I'd utter.)

1:15 well I think it's a safe bet that nobody's gonna miss this fuckin' guy.

2:25 that thing on the hood of the car would be distracting as hell when you're driving.

6:20 you know, at first I wasn't sure if I thought this guy was attractive, but actually, I totally think he is... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_O%27Neal_(actor)

6:30 "wheatgerm and pushups" ROFLMFAOLMFAOLOLOL.

15:00 but there were WITNESSES that he CAME BACK from his trip... lmao, what the fuck is this??

18:30 LOL I like this lady.

20:50 LOL, Columbo is such a trip. Most legendary character ever, absolutely the most unique.

27:30 lmfao God bless this woman for telling Columbo everything he needed to know! Rofl I love how he just nonchalantly takes it all in!

33:31 Peter Falk was so handsome.

40:12 this chick is such a kiss ass.

41:10 well he looks like that wasn't supposed to happen.

43:50 wow, this dude looks familiar... he's pretty hot.

46:10 roflmfao oh my God, it fills me with such glee that he was already there listening.

48:35 this is the part in the show where everything starts to fall apart for the killer.

1:08:40 jeez, what an inopportune time for a flat?!

I'd rather watch every episode of Columbo over and over than to watch the new trash on TV these days.

[Mister Obvious]

Season 2 - Episode 3 - "The Most Crucial Game"

0:30 I could not imagine wanting to go to a sporting event (or any other event) with that many people.

I really like Robert Culp.

Dean Stockwell guest stars in this episode too... *nanarub*

7:00 he wanted him in that pool pretty bad, I think I vaguely remember the story line.

11:30 lmfao is he legitimately in the hot tub with a medicine bag around his neck??

12:40 oh that's not a medicine bag, lol... it's just some kind of really weird looking pendant.

14:30 a chunk of ice as a murder weapon... wow man, that is legitimately brilliant.

18:14 I really like that ring on his pinky. Wonder what kinda stone that is?

31:00 James Gregory was a pretty good actor.

37:20 I love the way everything looked in the '70s. Just looks so right and feels so good.

59:30 ooo, this chick is kinda freaky, I like it!

1:00:00 lol I've seen this before and never even gathered that she's a prostitute, lmao!

[Mister Obvious]

That '70s vibe... it's coming around again.

[Mister Obvious]

Season 2 - Episode 7 - "The Most Dangerous Match"

0:40 LOL look at this psychedelic as fuck 70s dream sequence.

1:10 dude this guy's having nightmares and he ain't even killed nobody yet!? Bad sign!!! He's kinda hot though.

2:30 "Chess is never merely a game, my friend"... oh this guy is SUPER sexy. I'm totally into him. Wonder who he's gonna kill?!

2:50 competitive chess... chess superstars, lmao why is this concept so funny to me?!

4:08 seriously... if I saw this guy in real life, I wouldn't rest until I'd secured his body against my body.

4:40 despicable?? Wow, what a cunt... I don't care if she's right or why she's even saying it, this lady is a bitch!!!!!!

5:00 I don't think he should kill this old dude, I think he should kill her.

7:15 uh oh, cue the uppity chess player mindgames... *eyeroll*

OMG, this gorgeous actor dude Laurence Harvey died of cancer in 1973... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurence_Harvey

Not even a year after this episode.

In fact, this was his last character role.

He looks alright in this episode... I wonder how long he was sick??

They made a movie about his daughter Domino who was a bounty hunter...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino_(2005_film)

She died of overdose in 2005... before the release of the film.

Seems like they were fairly obvious ritualistic sacrifices to me.

Must have been because of the family they belong to. Ah well, on with the show.

9:58 "I always thought it was women!" bhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Good one my dude!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man. This isn't one of those accidental murder episodes is it?? I don't like those as much.

13:35 I CANNOT fucking believe they're playing chess on the day BEFORE their huge match, like what the fuck?

14:55 yeah I mean I really dig this old dude TBH, I think him and this guy should just run away together and be gay lovers.

But for real though... I am not in support of him straight up murdering this guy, I mean he is a nice old man. Chess is just a pretentious game anyways.

24:00 wow. I can't believe he's REALLY gonna kill this guy over some stupid chess bullshit.

27:20 God these 70s dudes are so ridiculously fine... it has to be because of the style. The warm earth tones, the hairstyles... https://imgur.com/a/MxHNCPC

28:00 this scene is kind of legendary because the guy has a nose whistle going on... lol. TV was so much more real back then, now it's just shamefully disgustingly fake.

28:43 this lady's kinda foxy though, she reminds me of Dusty Springfield... https://imgur.com/a/1Nc3fFR

40:35 Columbo wouldn't need to ask me twice to go with him!!!!!!!!!!!

50:35 pagers in the 70s?? How the fuck do pagers even work?? https://www.spok.com/blog/throwback-thur...ry-pagers/ Wow.

Such a great episode.

[Mister Obvious]

Look at the gorgeous colors.