Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user328]

Important announcement for Zoomers:

It's spelled "whoa," not "woah."

[Mister Obvious]

I personally love Dev's disdain for zoomers and boomers.

[Guest]

I left my body through my bum and splashed into a pure stream of consciousness . My earthly form was called doge and my new being was to be called babydoge

[Mister Obvious]

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

[subverted autarch]

I respect Gen X, but have less love for them on their own than I logically should. I think they are quite interesting for many reasons. Much in the same vein second born children are so interesting and worth listening to. Almost observers with an understanding and understated air of acknowledgement that is to be commended. I'm a dirty millennial (1990) with a strong penchant for undeserved critical takes delivered with fervor but I feel that comes from millennials coming to age with a coherent or developing coherency when it comes to technological nativism. Gen X really was the middle child when you take the 20th century into account. I listen when Gen X speaks but I worry I am so entrenched in (Greatest Generation) Boomers, Millennials and Zoomer ideology that I have overlooked hot takes from the Gen X crowd in the modern age.

[subverted autarch]

Important announcement for Zoomers:

It's spelled "whoa," not "woah."

I'll die on this hill if necessary. Although I try to keep "whoa" out of my day to day internet vocabulary.

[user328]

I personally love Dev's disdain for zoomers and boomers.

I don't dislike Zoomers particularly, but the little bastards are gonna have to learn to write if they're gonna be fucking around on muh interwebz.

[Mister Obvious]

Zoomers are better than boomers but they're gonna be pretty messed up in the head.

The internet is mind cancer for the youngsters, that's my opinion.

They've been raised on the worst it has to offer.

[Mister Obvious]

Zoomers are like late 1990s-2010s.

I consider Generation Alpha to be 2015-2030.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm team Generation Alpha, I think they're gonna be badasses.

[user328]

"Silence is golden, so shut the fuck up."

[Mister Obvious]

"It's a manly headband."

[user328]

A bandly head man?

[Mister Obvious]

Pretty sure there simply is no such thing as a manly headband...

I ran across this vid of a guy wearing one lastnight, it took me like 10 min. of watching to notice it in his hair because his hair's dark and so was the headband.

I just thought to myself, damn...

Soyboy epidemic getting absolutely out of hand with these millennials too. It's not just the younger people. The headband wasn't the only sign. There are a lot of ways to deal with longer hair as a man, but a headband should never be one of them.

The sort of shaggy hanging in your face look of longer hair on men that isn't long enough to tie back quite yet... well, it's supposed to be sexy. Throwing a headband in the mix just kinda ruins it, it takes the edge off any manliness that may have been present.

[Mister Obvious]

And this guy is married to a woman too... like a REALLY beautiful woman. He's totally her bitch though, you can tell. Whenever they kind of interact in vids together, every now and then she lets snotty behavior slip. She'll snap at him and whatnot. Yeah he's a lil pansyboy, but I still feel like the snottiness is way uncalled for, every instance I've ever seen of it.

I really like her though so I don't hold it against her, but I definitely notice. Maybe it's because it's hard to respect a beta male, or at least one that you consider your personal bitch.

I have no idea how he ended up with her though, definitely the best piece of ass he'll ever have in his life.

[Mister Obvious]

*hungry for late night snack; rummages around and finds hidden unopened package of Pop-Tarts*

"DAMN, girl I love you."

[Mister Obvious]

*stares at pattern on Oatmeal Creme Pie*

"OMG, it looks like Kokopelli!"

[Mister Obvious]

"It's precipitating frozen bits."

[Guest]

Yeah i bet she is watching olympic ice dancing and getting girl boners

[user328]

The cop said the smell of weed coming from my car was empowering, but I'm sure he meant overpowering. Then again....