Goodbye, Teal Swan...

[Mister Obvious]

1:07...

[Mister Obvious]

TEAL SWAN GON' TEACH YOASS ABOUT DA STREETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

And HOMELESS PEOPLE LOVIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Cuz like the rest of us, SHE'S SEEN IT ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I've bought two of Teal's books in the past though, I ain't even gonna lie. LMAO.

Skipping this one for sure though.

[Mister Obvious]

Did I read them?

Hell no!

I've never been able to read books of any considerable length.

I just can't do it.

Doesn't mean I don't want them in my collection though.

I'm proud of my book collection...

It's full of weird, special shit that perfectly showcases my interests and who I am.

[Mister Obvious]

Inevitably there is a word (Japanese) that describes this affliction: tsundoku. Its literal meaning is those piles of books that you buy, those books you know you cannot live without but which you have not yet found time to read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundoku

[somethingelseishere]

Sounds like my wooden dowel rod obsession of the early 90's.
*rubs back of neck* Yeah, it was a rough one...

[Mister Obvious]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*thinks about own garden tool handle collection*

I'M A COMPLETELY NORMAL PERSON OKAY.

[somethingelseishere]

I'd cut 'em up and make stuff with 'em.
Runes, necklace pendants, knife handles, I was a flintknapper.
Still am, just on a looooooooooooooooooooong ass hiatus, haha.

[Mister Obvious]

Eustress???

Muthafucka please.

If I haven't heard of it then it is absolutely bullshit...

[Mister Obvious]

What kinda retarded shit will they think up next?

[Dark Dick]

Here's a great picture of Teal from her website. It really ramps up her cleaveage.

https://tealswan.com/uploads/set_resourc...ydress.gif

[Mister Obvious]

I love the transparent background, you could just insert her into any setting...

[Guest]

she reminds me of my brunette flavored Persian dentist who slipped me a roofie and kept me after hours

[Mister Obvious]

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE, TEAL.

(She's right you know.)

[Guest]

you just want a nude sleepover with teal , admit it

[Mister Obvious]

Noyes.

I mean yesno.

I MEAN.


I MEAN.

[Mister Obvious]

TEAL IS SO SEXY I WANT TO TUTCH MYSELF

[Guest]

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Hunger of the peener is more accurate
I wish teal was much more submissive so i could work her into my sex fantasy playlist