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Season 1 - Episode 1 (Pilot)
Never really watched the X-Files... I remember watching ONE episode, many years ago. Other than that, never seen it. So... I will now watch and review the pilot episode.
0:15 "THE FOLLOWING STORY IS INSPIRED BY ACTUAL DOCUMENTED ACCOUNTS."
It starts out with a nightgown clad bitch running through the woods in the dark.
0:56 suddenly stuff gets all bright, the wind's stirring and there's a mechanical sound accompanying what could be a... UFOOOOOO?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!?!?
1:03 a dude starts walking toward her out of the bright noisy clusterfuck taking place in the woods in front of her.
1:10 guy's glowing, doesn't look solid, he's standing over her as she's laying on the ground with a miniature tornado apparently surrounding them.
1:25 and now it's daytime and she's laying on the ground facedown lookin' like this shit done went all wrong.
1:35 uh oh, she's a stiff. It says this is Collum National Forest, NW Oregon. Reminds me of Missing411 and the disappearances going on in the national forests... http://www.sectual.com/thread-11530.html
1:46 ugh dude this would be a seriously nasty job. She doesn't look that bad though, it's kind of unrealistic but whatever.
1:56 this old dude is pretty damn fucking fine if I may say so myself.
2:06 "It's happening again isn't it?!" Oooh, intriguing. I guess.
2:20 and now here we are at the FBI HQ and I would assume we're about to meet Dana and Scully or whatever the fuck their names are.
2:33 oh that's just her name.
4:00 she's a good actress.
6:40 she's certainly a hottie but we already knew that. What's his nuts isn't so bad himself.
8:50 ah FFS.
9:02 I like Fox! Cool as a cucumber, that was pretty sexy. I'd wanna bang pretty hard after that.
10:46 ahhh that's a little ridiculous don't you think?
12:20 uuuuhhh, suspicious much?
God... special agents turn me the fuck on so hard. What's a girl gotta do to get laid by a cop or an agent?
13:10 that looks like a very warm suit jacket.
14:02 oh shit. LOL!!!
LOOOOL. I'm sorry but... you gotta laugh about something like that.
14:36 well that would put a hamper on my horny for a hot minute... we'll get back to it later though! Trrrust me!
15:55 so what are the conclusions they come up with on this show? Does it always turn out to be explained by something rational? *hmmm*
16:06 see shows like this are always what taint the water though... the "gray metallic implant" thing, well that all started with this fucking show popularizing it and then all the fruitloops out there started to believe THEY had implants. Sigh.
18:55 where the fuck is she going?
20:45 man you know what, I need a damn compass!
21:55 oh shit!
22:30 this scene has only served to make things less interesting in my honest opinion.
23:40 I buy her explanation.
24:45 missing time... I have story about that: http://www.sectual.com/thread-363-post-2...ml#pid2846
26:12 shook. Woke. One of life's before and after moments... it's on.
26:55 oh. Well. Time to bang.
27:25 OMG that's awful!
32:10 wow!
33:45 I'm not saying it's not a good show... it's ONE episode, and a PILOT no less! But... not insane about it so far. I mean... the main characters Danana and Foxy Sculder are great. But there are aspects of this specific plot/story that are just meh. Just really meh.
If I could describe this episode with an entirely fabricated terminology of my own invention, I would say it's...
Mehtastic. An invigorating mix of meh, and fantastic.
I think all that even makes this episode GOOD is the POTENTIAL that it suggests about what the rest of the series could be.
Season 1 - Episode 1 (Pilot)
Never really watched the X-Files... I remember watching ONE episode, many years ago. Other than that, never seen it. So... I will now watch and review the pilot episode.
0:15 "THE FOLLOWING STORY IS INSPIRED BY ACTUAL DOCUMENTED ACCOUNTS."
It starts out with a nightgown clad bitch running through the woods in the dark.
0:56 suddenly stuff gets all bright, the wind's stirring and there's a mechanical sound accompanying what could be a... UFOOOOOO?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!?!?
1:03 a dude starts walking toward her out of the bright noisy clusterfuck taking place in the woods in front of her.
1:10 guy's glowing, doesn't look solid, he's standing over her as she's laying on the ground with a miniature tornado apparently surrounding them.
1:25 and now it's daytime and she's laying on the ground facedown lookin' like this shit done went all wrong.
1:35 uh oh, she's a stiff. It says this is Collum National Forest, NW Oregon. Reminds me of Missing411 and the disappearances going on in the national forests... http://www.sectual.com/thread-11530.html
1:46 ugh dude this would be a seriously nasty job. She doesn't look that bad though, it's kind of unrealistic but whatever.
1:56 this old dude is pretty damn fucking fine if I may say so myself.
2:06 "It's happening again isn't it?!" Oooh, intriguing. I guess.
2:20 and now here we are at the FBI HQ and I would assume we're about to meet Dana and Scully or whatever the fuck their names are.
2:33 oh that's just her name.
4:00 she's a good actress.
6:40 she's certainly a hottie but we already knew that. What's his nuts isn't so bad himself.
8:50 ah FFS.
9:02 I like Fox! Cool as a cucumber, that was pretty sexy. I'd wanna bang pretty hard after that.
10:46 ahhh that's a little ridiculous don't you think?
12:20 uuuuhhh, suspicious much?
God... special agents turn me the fuck on so hard. What's a girl gotta do to get laid by a cop or an agent?
13:10 that looks like a very warm suit jacket.
14:02 oh shit. LOL!!!
LOOOOL. I'm sorry but... you gotta laugh about something like that.
14:36 well that would put a hamper on my horny for a hot minute... we'll get back to it later though! Trrrust me!
15:55 so what are the conclusions they come up with on this show? Does it always turn out to be explained by something rational? *hmmm*
16:06 see shows like this are always what taint the water though... the "gray metallic implant" thing, well that all started with this fucking show popularizing it and then all the fruitloops out there started to believe THEY had implants. Sigh.
18:55 where the fuck is she going?
20:45 man you know what, I need a damn compass!
21:55 oh shit!
22:30 this scene has only served to make things less interesting in my honest opinion.
23:40 I buy her explanation.
24:45 missing time... I have story about that: http://www.sectual.com/thread-363-post-2...ml#pid2846
26:12 shook. Woke. One of life's before and after moments... it's on.
26:55 oh. Well. Time to bang.
27:25 OMG that's awful!
32:10 wow!
33:45 I'm not saying it's not a good show... it's ONE episode, and a PILOT no less! But... not insane about it so far. I mean... the main characters Danana and Foxy Sculder are great. But there are aspects of this specific plot/story that are just meh. Just really meh.
If I could describe this episode with an entirely fabricated terminology of my own invention, I would say it's...
Mehtastic. An invigorating mix of meh, and fantastic.
I think all that even makes this episode GOOD is the POTENTIAL that it suggests about what the rest of the series could be.
