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I hadn't even seen this video when I made this thread...
"ASMR: It's gone too far."
https://www.sectual.com/thread-16660.html
LOL!
1:20 bwhahahahaahaha WHAT THE FUCK. She looks SOOOOOOO unhappy and uninspired, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
1:30 whoa WHAT THAAA FUCK!!!!!!
2:30 weeeelll... it's better than doing porn! I mean, it was this or porn for her so, yeah. Ah who am I kidding, she definitely does porn too.
3:50 lmfao holy shitballs, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
4:18 AAAAAHHHHHH OH MY GOD ROFLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:50 rofl agreed.
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4:00 lmfao dude why are super rich people sooooooooo fucked up?
7:36 AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy fuck I love these two.
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1:18 these guys are damn funny, for real... I am fucking impressed.
1:45 lmfao this song/video is the epitome of "Our parents have too much money."
3:23 bahahahahahahahaha this is so fucking great.
4:45 bahahahaha oh my God EXACTLYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1:28 lmao WHAT THE FUCK, it looks exactly like a chick from far away bahahahaha oh my God that is HORRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!
2:39 IT REALLY IS SAD THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
3:15 ahahahaha lmao SO TRUE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
5:01 lmfao WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT BANANA!?!?!?!?!?!?! IT'S LIKE DISCOLORED AND SHIT!!!!!!! THAT IS SO GROSS!!!!!!!!
7:53 rofl.
9:48 lmfao oh my God, the grossed out freaked out vibes from Noel are palpable.
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5:29 rofl.
5:39 lmao oh my God... I want to BE THESE TWO PEOPLE.
5:50 roflmfao it really is terrible advice though rofl.
7:20 roflmao holy shit that's fucking hilarious.
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10:48 "Don't try to fuck it" bahahahaha honestly, GT Dave seems pretty chill in real life.
13:09 "Oooh, sh*t, you got a bunny?!" roflmfao, okay, I fucking LOVE Noel.
17:10 the original video filming and editing made GT Dave look so much weirder than he really looks... I dunno why anyone would willingly subject themselves to that. I'm glad Cody and Noel came along and made fun of the original video so that eventually we could just come around to this point where we get to see GT Dave is actually a cool dude.
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1:06 I fucking lost it... 
2:12 I CANNOT believe these people are popular. I mean they sound beyond retarded, their videos are stupid and horrible, they LOOK dumb as fuck... ARE they actually popular or are the numbers simply fake, and then those fake numbers attracted a real audience that is 100% made up of 9 year olds? Any way it goes, it's disturbing and worst of all, it's just plain stupid.
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4:20 it's funny how he wanted to say "vibes" but they've made fun of the word so many times that he can't even though it's totally the right word, lmao.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKBSVk2E9p8
I don't know what this genre on YouTube would even be called, but Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, and Cody Ko are absolutely part of it.
Drew was the first one I ever found, and I think he's great. I absolutely do think he's very funny. I dig his wife too, she's a cool chick.
But the ripping off of the style among these channels is sort of insufferable.
That said, I do think Cody Ko is in a league of his own...
He's without a doubt the funniest, as well as Noel.
Funnier than Drew and funnier than this Danny guy.
Not digging the genre itself but it's certainly not the worst as far as fabricated YouTube shite goes.
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I've laughed more at Cody's channel than I've ever laughed at any movie or TV show...
For real.
I usually mostly just laugh at stuff I say...
And there are occasional super funny things that I do laugh at on YouTube, etc.
But lately I've been laughing at Cody's vids until my face hurts and I have a headache...
It's that intense. I mean it's damn funny.
I think it's the commentary/review sort of aspect, it's something I relate to a lot and I do the same thing, only in text format.
So that's probably why I like it.
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11:55 lmfaoloololololololololo
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I think Cody and Kelsey are gonna break up.
It'd suck to have somebody all involved with your public life and then have to deal with breaking up in front of everybody.
I'd imagine it would be pretty tempting to stay together for a while just to avoid that shit.
But as far as those two go, I think somebody got their feelings hurt and can't get over it.
Then again now that I've said this they'll probably just get married... 
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They're fucking hilarious.
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I think Cody's a sellout.
I don't have any hard proof but yeah, pretty sure he's a total sellout.
He probably just got tired of struggling to make enough $$$ so he took some kinda deal.
I don't 100% blame him, and I mean he's still funny, and hot/sexy most of the time.
But it's just too bad these popular people can never have a fucking mind of their own...
Cody doesn't LOOK like a pussy through and through, he looks like he could have redeeming value.
Maybe not though, who knows...
At least he's popular, right?
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He does remind me of somebody I know who sucks though, so there's that.
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Discussion from another thread...
(06-10-2020, 02:40 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I liked Noel and Cody a lot but unfortunately they're just a couple of dumbfuck millennial morons at the end of the day.
Selling out and toeing the line.
It's lame...
It's gay...
It's millennial men.
(06-10-2020, 03:00 AM)Marmel Wrote: Go easy. They did make you laugh a hell of a lot. I don't know what kind of price you put on laughter. Pity it's not a continuous thing and it has to end. It just kind of dies off or fades away slowly. But it's good that it picks up the pace again. I don't know much about these X-roads agreements.
(06-10-2020, 03:01 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Yeah I wanna love 'em anyways, but sigh...
It's just so damn fuckin' disappointing.
Nice while it lasts, but it always ends huh?!
(06-10-2020, 03:03 AM)Marmel Wrote: How do you know? What are the signs? Just not feeling it anymore? You can feel them not feeling it? Anyone with a BOSS has to do shit they don't like.
(06-10-2020, 03:12 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: No, they are publicly supportive of the social chaos taking place by controlled groups.
Cody's GF Kelsey even nannered him into asking the audience to monetarily support one of these soon to be declared enemy organizations...
Wouldn't want to be on that paper trail when the shit really goes down.
They're Californiatards...
They worship money, embody vanity, and are totally naive.
The last thing they need to be doing is trying to get their audience to monetarily support invader forces, ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Ah man, the 21st century...
Always gnarly, and never not weird.
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Noel's the one it really bothers me about though...
You'd expect Cody to be a line toeing douchewit, I mean just look at the smug bastard.
He's totally vain and only gets handed everything because he's beautiful.
But I had higher expectations for Noel...
My bad, I guess it's better not to have expectations.
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Both of them are only popular because they're good looking...
I mean yeah, they're funny, but so are a lot of people.
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Noel/Cody and all these other fucktard millennial "content creators" with absolutely no grasp on reality need to be VERY careful in fomenting unrest among their young, impressionable viewership...
They've got a huge responsibility here and their ignorance could cost lives if some of their fans listen to their directive and they go out and get caught up in one of these mobs. Urging people to donate money to a soon to be declared terrorist organization is a horrible idea too.
Skinny jeans wearing soyboys like Noel and Cody have no concept of the situation taking place right now, they couldn't even conceive of how serious it is... therefore they need to shut the fuck up, not take sides, and give absolutely no fucking suggestions whatsoever, especially not pertaining to ACTION or MONEY.
This is a situation that will have to be handled by REAL men... not people like Cody and Noel.
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