It. Has. Arrived.
https://imgur.com/a/CzRkBNX
It just blows my mind that in 2017, I made an original investment of about $15 in Dogecoin...
And just shy of 5 years later, I used a small portion of that Doge to purchase a physical item costing over $100.
Thanks for this opportunity, Elon/Tesla...
It is magical.
Imagine where we might be in 5 more years...
Now, onto the fun part!
It was very cold when it first got here, and that was very exciting for me because I've been thinking about keeping it in the freezer so it'll be super cold when I'm ready to rub it all over myself.
I got to have that experience right out of the box though, and that was very magical in and of itself.
Lots of magic surrounding this item.
The weight is fabulous, this thing will last forever.
It's gorgeous, and it's actually very smooth against the skin. It is quite soothing actually.
I've already been enjoying myself with it and pretty soon I'll try out my strap idea...
I've got a section of elastic band ready and all I have to do is sew it on.
Will take pics when I'm done, hopefully I won't get too sidetracked and I'll be able to finish that today.
You need some assless chaps to wear that belt with, Fannie.
And a cowgirl hat.
And some cowgirl boots.
And don't forget the gloves and the neckerchief.
Yeah, the denim shorts, boots and hat.
I'll be "Horse" and you'll be "Buggy".
Oh I'm planning it out, we're rocking and rolling on this come thong weather, it's on. And I WILL be taking pictures.
As you know, I've discussed this whole "how to tan" situation in the past...
https://www.sectual.com/thread-12242.html
I've run the gambit about what to wear in the sun, but this is what I've concluded...
It's best to obviously be wearing SOMETHING, than to appear potentially naked.
So we're going with the denim thong shorts.
Can't wait to give my beat meat a darker tan.
Oh Dickie, you're so much fun!!!
Mo would suck on elons weiner like it was a thick milk shake just to get some more pretend money from his crypto fountain
I meeeaaaan...
I think Elon's pretty hot, so I probably would suck his McWeener.
I'm not THAT stoked on the idea, but there are a lot of things I'd rather do less.
I don't think there's anything particularly wrong with that.
peach brandy was the one alcohol i found tolerable.
(12-22-2021, 08:36 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]He stabs her in the stomach and I think this represents the fact that he basically chained her up for life with their child (her first/only baby as of now).
I dunno if I posted this anywhere, I've done some keyword searches and I can't seem to find it...
I seem to remember saying something to the effect that Elon is pleased with Claire's progeny and is going to try to get more.
He likes the genetic mix and I think he will try to get more offspring from her.
