Quote:I will not let you down, no matter what it takes
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1582805523484680192
Ugh my God... he really is gonna go full on martyr.
It's all in his astrology... there's no escaping it.
Because of his plight of 'loving humanity', we'll definitely never get far enough to make it into space on a regular basis with his operation.
What he's started won't be continued on without him... he should ditch the martyr gig and just get the fuck into space.
He can't though, it's his destiny... it's written in the stars.
I guess it must mean that the other goal can't come to fruition or be completed unless the situation that he martyrs himself for is dealt with first anyways.
It makes sense, but from the outside in, it just looks unfortunate and avoidable.
It's like humanity is Elon's favorite animal.
I get it, hey I feel the same way about cats...
But cats aren't corrupt abominations.
There's a difference.
Wonder how many surrogates Elon's gonna need to properly celebrate his momentous Twitter acquisition.
All I know is if I was $44b less rich and all I had to show for it was Twitter, I'd be really fucking upset.
Kanye had his twitter reactivated, mine is still banned for hate speech
Yeah and what about Clif High??
WHY IS EVERYTHING NOT INSTANTLY IMPROVED AND FIXED DAY OF!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Imagine how high as fuck he must feel.
Sexy sumbitch. Fuck that guy.
No wait, he said THE most interesting...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
There's gotta be SOME other reason he says this apart from the community and the content itself... there has to be something private and under the surface that only people with deep access to the platform know about.
Because to say that Twitter is the most interesting place on the internet is a shovel full of shit to the entire internet, and you'd think Elon's been around long enough to know that ALL mainstream social media is actual garbage.
it has been alleged that harley pasternak, the former 'personal trainer' / mossad handler of kanye, who recently threatened to have him institutionalized again, has worked and may still be working with elon.
"Conservatorship" incoming??
