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https://www.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/...9921374209

Looks like Elon's about to envoke the "Comedy Cover" so that he can talk some real shit...

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https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-mus...r-3-2022-9

It's CRAZY how they're trying to twist and warp what Elon meant when he said this.

They should be freaked the fuck out... he's basically saying WW3 would be the end of the fucking world, no internet or nobody left alive to use it, rofl. For real.
https://twitter.com/gautam_adani

This is the globalist stooge they want to take over Elon's position as the richest man in the world...

I mean, let's be honest, he definitely looks more the part, doesn't he?

It's really just common sense...

He's meeting with all the world leaders, sucking their anuses, and clearly set to become the world's richest man, (like, why, how) lmao.

We all knew the reign of the hot guy could never last.

Heck, Elon's probably secretly hoping he DOES get surpassed... maybe it'd take the heat off of him!

In any case, it's clear what's going on here. It's an artificial bolstering of a commie stooge who will keep the system built by gross ugly old men clinging to life.

It's a shame, but hey, that's life on Earth.
Elon reached those heights organically, and their frantic rushing of a replacement is proof.
I want to be shrunk down to capsule size and live in Elon's pocket.
I wanna jerk Elon's ween.
If Elon is a bad guy pretending to have good intentions, then I think buying Twitter would be the perfect punishment for him.


4:44 roflmfaololol.

In other news...

https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1573...89/photo/1

Claire got a ponytail facelift, which is the beginning of the end because the tighter you pull it back, the harder it'll fall in the following years. You end up looking worse than you would have otherwise. There are also a lot of dry eye complications with ponytail facelifts and cat-eye lifts that happen because the top and lower lids don't fit together anymore.

All 100% regrettable and now she wants to tattoo her face (with white ink, only remotely saving grace that exists in this scenario), so I am officially writing Claire off.

People want to blame Elon alone for Claire going this route, and while I'm sure he caused her some problems, I think she's mainly doing it because she has more money than ever. Just a theory though.

She doesn't need tattoos and cosmetic surgery, she needs therapy... for years.

In any case, this Voxeorum chick is at least totally satisfying as a vocal based replacement for Claire, so that's good.

I'll miss Claire's original form and I think it's a heinous atrocity and unspeakably huge mistake for her to alter herself, but ah well, all things must pass.
Cosmetic lifts of all kinds are best undertaken between the ages of 45-55. The results last well for at least 10 years. But the older you are when you get the first ones done, the fewer times you'll need to touch it up because well... you'll be fucking dead.

The younger you are when you get your first facelift, the more procedures you will have to get in the future, and the more whacked out you'll look by the time you're older.

The only reason women in the entertainment industry are opting for facelifts at such young ages now is because they think if they can implement the changes slowly over the years, it'll make for a less noticeable transformation.

You get the most bang for your buck and end up looking the best the longer you wait to get a facelift... period. Anyone having facelifts before at least 45 needs to invest that money into a good therapist instead.

It'd be so much more gratifying to wait until 45-50 when you can really say you've started to look like shit, and then get that first face/neck lift and have that INSANE transformation right then and there. These people are fucking themselves out of that satisfaction and re-invigoration. And I'm not even FOR needless cosmetic surgeries and procedures in the first place, but damn... there's a right way and a wrong way to go about it if you're gonna do it.
People are so dumb to think there are no consequences to slicing across the area of your face and wrenching the skin back.

The skin knows where it was before, and it knows where it is now. When it starts to sag, it will do its damnedest to get back to the position it was originally in, which means you'll look much worse than before.

Now factor in the beauty Claire had before this, and the fact that she still looked at least 10 years younger than she really was... and the total criminality of this act becomes even more apparent.

People who have it all always fuck it up.
Her body was even miraculously well maintained for having had a child...

Usually pregnancy causes the face to spread, permanent widening of the nose and the bone structure in general...

Rib cages widen (especially if the baby is a girl as they're carried higher), the hips widen...

She didn't have to suffer any of those changes as far as we could tell...

Maybe she had scarring somewhere, but it wasn't apparent, nobody could see it.

She still had a great body and face, but good genetics is never enough when you need a damn therapist and better friends.

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“ Rib cages widen (especially if the baby is a girl as they're carried higher), the hips widen...”

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(09-28-2022, 09:59 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]https://twitter.com/JoeyBag59089602/stat...5833298945

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Such a joke.
Elon's been in a huge Twitter kerfuffle since yesterday over the Ukraine/Russia/China topic and he's getting major hate for it...

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1578050963889393664

https://imgur.com/a/XezWSc2

Wowee!

Man that 21st century is some entertaining shit!
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1578440049594880002

Elon is kinda naive man... I dunno if this is gonna go well.

His almost savant-like naivety will either be what makes him successful, or what leads him to ruin.

Sure he's been successful thus far... but now he's poking his peener into war and that's gonna turn a lot of unsavory heads in his direction.
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-mus...nt-2022-10

Articles like this referring to Xavier as Elon's "daughter" are just engineered to hurt Elon if they possibly can.

I appreciate the fact that he doesn't seem bothered by these covert attacks directed at him in the media though.

He has the right sentiment about it... "Can't win them all."

In a way, that may sound cold. But knowing that Elon is being targeted, knowing that his child was lost to him BECAUSE of brainwashing which corroded his mental state... it's a GOOD THING that Elon can put forward this cool face, and seem unbothered.

Because if Elon was weak and if he went around with his heart on his sleeve, he would not be successful.

I'm proud of him for withstanding these covert attacks and tactics that are being utilized by his enemies. Whenever I see articles like this from MSM publications, it makes me think he really is renegade and he isn't being controlled... at least not by the usual suspects.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1579299680491823104

Elon agreeing with stupid shit like this just makes me think he's a really charismatic dumbass.

The electric vehicles will taint his record ultimately... he'll still do fine especially if he gets us to space, but other than that, EVs are an embarrassment.

He needs to stick to space and developing the robot. Fuck electric vehicles... the lithium aspect makes them unsustainable and totally toxic to the environment, the design is trash, and after the fad passes and their endless problems are well known, gas vehicles will be like gold. You won't even be able to leave the fuckers parked outside your house anymore.